The ban on fireworks and firecrackers in Beijing is not a modern one. In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, the world was very chaotic. After the deaths of Guangxu and Cixi, the people of the capital set off firecrackers. When the imperial court heard this, it ordered: "The people of the whole country are not allowed to set off firecrackers, and those who violate the law are to be decided!"
Thousands of miles away in Wuchang, the revolutionaries were busy making gunpowder, not firecrackers, but bombs. If you really can't afford it, you will make a fake, wrap a milk can with a white cloth, or find some large light bulbs disguised as bombs, and when you are desperate, throw the light bulbs away and run.
Sun Wu of the League saw that this was not possible, so he personally made real bombs, made a few and gave them to the revolutionary army. The civilian army with the real bomb rushed out with the bomb, threw it out and found that none of it exploded, and everyone went in.
On the eve of the Wuchang Uprising, Sun Wu was already a very appealing leader, because many people thought he was Sun Wen's younger brother. At that time, the leaders did their own specific work, such as building bombs and so on.
Sun Wu is a terrorist who has a brain and can use bombs and make bombs.
Sun Wu had a revolutionary comrade named Liu Gong, who had a younger brother who was close to the revolutionary party, and he was full of curiosity about the revolution, especially about such an exciting thing as building bombs.
On October 9, Sun Wu was making a bomb in a sleepless manner, when Liu Tong came in with a cigarette, handed Sun Wu a cigarette, and asked: "What is the matter?" Sun Wu didn't even lift his head, took the cigarette, and replied: "Write a sign." ”
"What brand?" Fireworks are strictly prohibited..." Boom—the action was exposed, Sun Wu's face was spent, and the Wuchang uprising had to be advanced.
After the success of the Wuchang Uprising, Li Yuanhong was forced to braid, and Cai Jimin stroked Li Yuanhong's bald head and smiled: "Du Du is like an Arhat Ha!"
Li Yuanhong grinned bitterly: "Fart, it's a bit like Maitreya Buddha!" Cai Jimin said, "DuDu, you have raised yourself again!"
For a time, braids and bald heads, no one can tell which hairstyle is mainstream or non-mainstream. After Hearing about the Xinhai Revolution in Japan, Kang Youwei wrote two articles in succession, "On salvation" and "On republican form of government", attacking the revolution and opposing the democratic republic.
It also said: "Accumulating four thousand years of monarchy customs, once it is abolished, it is not even a policy." And swore: "Swear not to cut the braids." ”
After the Wuchang uprising, Yuan Shikai made a comeback, saying that those revolutionary armies were very powerful in every way, Sun Wen had three heads and six arms, and his contacts were very wide, and this time he came back with tens of millions of overseas Chinese donations.
When Sun Yat-sen's friends heard about it, they asked him for verification, and Sun Yat-sen said, "In fact, I only have ten silver yuan!"
After the victory of the Xinhai Revolution, Li Shutong and such people were not calm, writing "Man Jiang Hong" praised: "Hands split the weasel bile, inches of gold cast out the civil rights brain, count this life, not worthy of being a boy, good head." ”
Zhang Xun's Jiangfang battalion wantonly arrested the revolutionaries, and all the young people who cut their braids saw one of them arresting one and killing one by one, causing a storm all over the city.
His subordinates asked Zhang Xun, "Will the monk kill him?" Zhang Xun said: "Young kill." The men asked, "What about the nuns?" Zhang Xun said, "Pretty don't kill!"
After Feng Guozhang conquered Hankou, his subordinates generously looted Hankou, and for a while the house was destroyed and people were killed, and the wild dogs were silent.
A reporter asked: "I heard that you looted in Hankou?" Is there such a thing?"
The Beiyang soldier said sincerely: "Some of them, if we don't rob us, we won't have to eat." The revolutionary army was popular everywhere, and families offered food; And when my generation comes, the people are firm and clear, and they can't even buy things with money, so what should we do if we don't grab them?"
When Yuan Shikai forced Qingfu to abdicate, Empress Longyu was very reluctant to give up the Qing Dynasty to others, so Old Yuan mobilized foreign minister Hu Weide, minister of civil affairs Zhao Bingjun, minister of posts Liang Shiyi and others to take turns to intimidate Longyu, and Longyu was so frightened that he had to plead with Yuan Datou: "We must save the lives of our mother and son!"
Yuan Datou said solemnly, "Rest assured, rest assured!" After finishing the matter, he said to everyone, "If Empress Longyu is young, I can still consider taking her as a concubine." ”
After Yuan Shikai became president, Yuan Keding wanted to be a prince. Therefore, he made an illegal publication, specially selected some articles in favor of the imperial system to show old Yuan, and encouraged old Yuan to claim the title of emperor. Someone then reflected to Old Yuan: "Great President, Ke Ding seems to be engaged in the business of piracy recently, don't you take care of it?"
Old Yuan said calmly, "Do you dare to slander?"
Cao Kun should be called Cao Chao. Sun Yat-sen ordered Cai Yuanpei and other "special envoys" to go north to beijing to welcome Yuan Shikai to Nanjing to take office as president, but the old Yuan did not want to go, so he instructed Cao Kun to carry out a mutiny.
After the mutiny, the special mission asked Tang Shaoyi to discuss countermeasures with Yuan, at this time, Cao Kun, who did not have long eyes, ran in recklessly and said with an excited face: "Report to the Grand President, last night under the secret orders of the Grand President, the mutiny has been completed." ”
When Old Yuan heard this, he scolded angrily: "Nonsense, get out!" Lao Cao was puzzled and said, "Didn't you let me engage in a mutiny?" Old Yuan was furious and jumped violently and said, "Get out, get out of Lao Zi!"
On October 10, 1913, when Yuan Shikai was inaugurated as president, he swore an oath: "The oath is sincere, abide by the Constitution, and perform the duties of the president of the Republic of China." ”
After the oath was taken, all the civil and military officials shouted loudly, "Long live! Hooray!" But seeing Yuan Shikai smiling and nodding, some people in the crowd saw this scene and pointed at Yuan Shikai and said, "Look, this straw bag must become an emperor in the future!"
Unfortunately. But Yuan Shikai himself could not take the initiative to become emperor, he could only be "emperor". In order to help Yuan Shikai become emperor, Liang Shiyi instigated various petition groups, including "Chamber of Commerce Petition Group", "Rickshaw Puller Petition Group", "Smokers Petition Group", "Kongshe Petition Group", "Beggars Petition Group", "Prostitute Petition Group" and so on.
One of Liang's aunts heard that she had money to join the petition group, so she said to Liang, "I also want to go to the petition group, which one do you think is suitable for me?" Liang Shiyi thought for a moment and said, "Just go to the prostitute petition group!"
The initiator of the Qinglou Petition Group is the famous prostitute Hua Yuanchun, who is Yuan Keding's old friend. At first, when Xiao Yuan asked Hua Yuanchun to engage in the Qinglou Petition Group, Hua did not agree.
Later, Xiao Yuan said that if he inherited the throne, that is, after establishing him, Hua Sui gathered a large number of prostitutes to set up a petition group, established himself as the leader of the group, and led the prostitutes to petition.
When did Old Yuan want to be emperor? It's a long story. Yuan Shikai's hometown of Xiangcheng has a deep cultural heritage, so fortune telling, witchcraft and other industries are very developed.
As early as early 1909, yuan shikai was driven back to his hometown by the regent and looked for people everywhere to tell fortunes. As a result, a master said that Yuan Shikai would not live to be 58 years old — unless the yellow robe was added to the body. At that time, the old Yuan who was downcast felt that he was cursing him, so he secretly sent someone to get rid of the master.
It turns out that this person should be killed, the business is not refined - old Yuan later became the emperor, and still did not live past the age of 58.
Later, the gravekeeper who was watching the ancestral tomb in his hometown hurriedly came to Beijing to report that there was a red light at night on the side of Yuan Shikai's father's grave. In addition, a wisteria tree also grew near the Ancestral Ancestral Tree of the Yuan Clan, resembling a panlong, and grew longer than Zhangxu.
A stone block inscribed with the words "Destiny is Your Destiny" was also found nearby. After hearing this, Yuan Shikai said, "Nothing, don't make a fuss, don't tell outsiders." ”
Then he immediately quietly sent his son Yuan Keding back to his hometown to verify the authenticity, Yuan Keding was the most able to pat his father's ass, saying that wisteria grew happily, thicker than his own arms. Old Yuan Daxi.
The 58-year-old limit has always made Yuan Shikai angry, and after becoming president, he once ordered people to collect large fish scales and develop the elixir of immortality. The fish scales were quite surplus, so he brought some with him when he bathed. When he was thrown down in the bath, the Mongols said that it was the "dragon scales" that fell from his body.
The incomprehensible style of the bath once secretly said to people: "Is the president a fish?" How do you get fish scales off your body?" The other said, "Are you sure Wang Ba has no scales on his body?"
An astronomer in Beijing also submitted a text to Yuan Shikai, saying that he had been observing the sky day and night for many days and nights, and after discovering that after the three changes, there was an emperor star shining on a certain latitude, and it was Located by GPS as Xiangcheng, Henan. This is the image of heaven, and you will be called emperor! Yuan Shikai felt that he was really sorry for not being called emperor.
Calling the emperor is not a problem, the next question is how long this emperor can be. Yuan Shikai asked Guo Sanwei to inspect the ancestral tomb for him, and Guo pinched and replied: "If you call himself emperor, you should count eight or two." ”
Yuan Shikai asked again, "Is this 820 years?" Or '82? Or even eight years and two months?" Guo Yinyang replied: "The throne has been long, and after the fact, I know that the heavenly opportunity cannot be leaked!" It is said that 100 years later, Guo's descendants went to the earthquake bureau, and the colloquial language was "self-knowledge after the fact".
Yuan Shikai speculated more cautiously that it was unlikely that his dynasty would last for 820 years, but it would be impossible to be as short as eight years and two months, and it was entirely possible to have 82 years, which was also three generations of grace, not bad, stronger than Qin Shi Huang.
If you can regret it, Old Yuan must have killed Guo San'er, but it is not that the business is not refined, but it is too dishonest - Old Yuan's emperor career has just turned 82 days, and it is GAME OVER.
Before the Hongxian imperial system was made public, Feng Guozhang came to dissuade him, knocking on the side and saying: "Great President, in fact... Being an emperor is very tired. Old Yuan realized, so he said, "I don't want to be emperor!" Besides, you see my health is also very bad, and several sons are not instruments, where do I have that kind of mind?"
When he finished, he smirked "hey hey". Feng Guozhang still wanted to say something, and Old Yuan stood up and said, "Old Fourth, when you're hungry, go home and eat!" Feng Guozhang was speechless. At night, the more Old Yuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and then he scolded at the night sky: "Feng Huafu has this reason!" Feng Huafu has no reason for this!"
Soon, the imperial system was made public. After Feng Guozhang knew, he was so angry that he was going to die, and scolded Yuan Shikai for being a big liar. After Yuan Shikai heard about it, he calmly said: "This Feng Guozhang is really not interesting, I started by deceiving people, and Lao Tzu is not the only one who cheated!"
After Lao Yuan became emperor, he ordered that eunuchs would be forbidden forever in the palace, and female officials would be used in the inner court, but all female officials should be selected from the whole country. Janssen asked, "Does the boss want to have a Happy Palace Girl Audition?"
Yuan Keding, in the capacity of the old Yuan, often referred to himself as the Grand Prince, and ordered his subordinates to call himself "His Highness the Grand Prince". This is not pleasant, and privately engraved a seal, written "Great Prince Seal", everywhere use this seal to fool people, buy things and do not give people money, only give people a seal.
Once, passing by a brothel and seeing that a prostitute under his command had no money and was driven out, Yuan Keding generously handed the seal to his subordinates: "Go, and then take this seal and prostitute it casually." As a result, the brothels in the capital were engraved with the "Great Prince's Seal".
When Feng Guozhang heard that Old Yuan was ashamed of his death, he immediately ran to the courtyard to call a meeting of his family and said excitedly: "It is really a great joy, Old Yuan is dead!" He also ordered his family to set off firecrackers outside the courtyard and set up several banquets to celebrate.
When Li Yuanhong was the chief of internal affairs, Sun Danlin wanted Li to give up his seat to himself. Wang Yuhui advised Li: "Good people don't fight with birds, you might as well give up the position of chief of internal affairs to him." ”
Li Da shook his head and said angrily, "I don't, I don't!" I just won't let me see what they can do to me? Grandma's, they pushed me to the stage before, and it turned out that they told me to live and suffer! Good job!"
The president is not a lousman, but poor investment does really lose money. Li Yuanhong, supported by his immediate military personnel, was reinstated as president. At a certain banquet, Li said with emotion: You don't know wow, this president is really not a man, last month I lost thirty thousand, a year you need to lose more than three hundred thousand ah!
Feng Yuxiang asked, "The president is a brigade commander, where did he get so much money?" Li said, "Save it!" Feng said, "The brigade commander is only a few hundred taels of silver a month, how can he save so much money?" Li was speechless.
In September 1916, Kang Youwei was a staunch royalist, but unfortunately could not find a good baozi. He encouraged Zhang Xun to engage in restoration: "Holding the old monarch hostage is to install China, and the general has his intentions?" Zhang Xun was very intentional, but very brainless. Of course it failed.
Before Zhang Xun carried out the restoration, he went to mobilize Puyi to become emperor in the name of Please An. One day, When Puyi heard that Zhang had come to "please An" again, he scratched his head and asked Chen Baochen, "What should I do?" Chen said, "If he mentions restoration again, you will tell him, 'In that case, I will reluctantly make it difficult!'" After Zhang came, he gave Puyi a fold of restoration, and persuaded him again, and Puyi finally said: "Since this is the case, I will reluctantly make it difficult!"
After Zhang Xun's restoration failed, Puyi hid in the palace and did not go out. The little eunuch ran and said, "Zhang Xun's army has won the battle, and Duan Qirui has been defeated!" Puyi was overjoyed, looked up at the sky with a long smile, and fainted.
After waking up, the Ministry of The Interior came to report: "Zhang Xun was defeated and fled to the Dutch embassy. Puyi pounded his chest and cried for a moment, and then fainted again. Kang Youwei ran to the US embassy and hid, writing a book cursing: "If China still practices democracy... It was finally destroyed. Later, he was beaten up by the revolutionaries.
In June 1923, after Li Yuanhong was ousted from power, Cao Kun wanted to be president, and after paying bribes to a large number of parliamentarians and being elected, Wu Jinglian ran to Baoding to give Cao a presidential certificate.
Then, he made a "constitution" upside down, thinking that Lao Cao could give him a cabinet premier, but Lao Cao finally gave the cabinet premier to his close associate Gao Weiling, and he was so angry that Lao Wu shouted and was deceived.
After Cao Kun bribed the election to become president, he did not ask about state affairs every day, and at night a large number of prostitutes were drawn from the major brothels in the capital to play in the presidential palace, and Zhang Zongchang was very surprised when he heard about it: "Does Lao Tzu suspect that this old guy is still physically good?"
Instead, he said dismissively, "He cao kun is no more cattle, and he doesn't have as many as my aunt's wife!" I Zhang Zongchang am the king of my aunt's wife!"
On October 9, 1923, Hu Shi wrote a poignant sentence: "When I woke up, Cao Kun had been elected president. ”
After Cao Kun bribed the election to become president, Chen Huanzhang was hired as an adviser to the Presidential Office, patting Cao's ass and saying: "The great president bows to heaven and holds the new zhengda position, and those who do not know think that the parliamentarians have chosen it, and Huan Zhang thinks that it is chosen by heaven." ”
Ma Fu could not prolong Cao Kun's dream of president, and he soon stepped down. Feng Guozhang was even more confused after he became president. The new Saibeiguan supervisor Lin Regent entered the mansion to see Feng, and Old Feng asked, "Where did you come from?" Lin said, "I have lived in Beijing for a long time. Old Feng asked, "What are you doing now?" Lin replied: "The newly sent Sai Beiguan supervisor, special thanks to the committee." ”
Old Feng asked, "Who sent you?" Lin replied, "President. Old Feng asked, "Which president, is it me?" Lin was anxious: "President, don't you deny it!" The decree has been issued for several days!"
During the period of warlord chaos, the president of the Republic of China was really not easy to do, because there were very few taxes in various places that were sent to the central authorities normally, but there were many people who asked the central authorities for money.
After Feng Guozhang entered Zhongnanhai, he sent people to catch all the fish in the lake, and then ordered people to sell them at a high price in the market, and for a time all over Beijing were shouting "presidential fish", and the money sold went into Feng Guozhang's personal pocket.
At that time, someone wrote a pair of taunts and said: "Prime Minister Tanglin is cutting wood, and the Fuehrer sells fish in the South China Sea!"
After Feng Yuxiang's Nationalist army withdrew from Beijing, Cao Kun wanted to become president again. He sent a telegram to the whole province, saying that Feng Jun had withdrawn from the capital, Beijing was very quiet, and you should support me again!
Wu Peifu said: "The third master is not good at singing in the front desk, I think I still ask him to stay in the background!" Cao Kun was disappointed and said to the people around him, "Zi Yu, this dog mother," has no me in his eyes!"
On April 11, 1919, Zhang Zongxiang, minister in Japan, returned to China with his wife, and when he boarded the train at the Tokyo Railway Station, many international students went to see them off with the flag of "traitor" and shouted loudly: "Minister Zhang Zongxiang, Zhang Zongxiang, since you are traitorous, why don't you sell your wife first?!" Zhang said, "I'm afraid of my wife. ”
During the May Fourth Movement, Zhang Zongxiang was beaten by students with a blue nose and swollen face, and was admitted to the hospital. Zhang was very aggrieved, "... Borrowing foreign debt... I have only acted on orders, borne the brunt of it, and now accuse me of being a traitor to the country because of this, which is really unjust. ...... My surname Zhang's no soldier and no courage are so good to bully, it is really sad!"
On May 7, 1923, in order to commemorate the national shame, Feng Yuxiang summoned a group of soldiers to conduct an exercise to "attack Japan" and invited many Beijing government officials.
At noon, Lao Feng sent each person a nest head engraved with "Don't Forget the National Shame", a piece of salted radish and a bowl of cold white opening, and said: "Today is the anniversary of the national shame, we will not move fireworks on this day, all eat cold food, sorry to you, Another day I will invite guests." ”
Some guests scolded angrily: "Feng Yuxiang, stingy ghost, light to the nest head does not give meat, a bowl of cold water does not put sugar!"
Chiang Kai-shek wanted Ye Ting to join the Kuomintang, and Ye Ting shook his head and said, "Now that I am a prisoner, I will not consider this question at all until I regain my freedom, and if I join the Kuomintang at this time, then I am a weak bone without personality.
Chiang Kai-shek thought to himself, "Stew you eat ribs!" But he didn't say it.
In June 1923, after Lai Xinhui led his troops to capture Neijiang, he was forced to retreat overnight after a fierce battle with the enemy. The troops in the front fled in the wilderness, but Lai sat in a palanquin and walked leisurely in the back. The soldiers in the back scolded: "Those who have lost the battle are still arrogant, and they have blocked the road in a big palanquin!"
In order to calm the hearts of the army, Lai immediately got out of the car, laid out a futon on the roadside grave, smoked opium, and said: "What are you panicking?" Pass on to Lao Tzu later: The commander-in-chief is still burning smoke here!"
On February 18, 1928, Chiang Kai-shek and Feng Yuxiang "righteously knotted Jinlan" in Zhengzhou. Feng Yuxiang said in a post to Chiang Kai-shek: "The true meaning of alliance is for doctrine; Thousands of pieces of broken corpses are not counted. ”
Chiang Kai-shek said in a post to Feng Yuxiang: "Fight together in safety and danger, taste bitterness and bitterness, the sea withers and rots, and life and death are unswerving." "There is a great tendency to live and die together, but within two years, the two will fight each other and play with each other' lives."
In the early morning of June 3, 1928, Zhang Zuolin led Wu Junsheng and others to return to the northeast by train. Zhang Xueliang, who remained in Beijing, and Wu Taixun, the son of Wu Junsheng, idly played divination.
Xiao Zhang said, "Give the grand marshal divination!" Xiao Wu said, "Give my father divination too." "A moment to get a gua, only four words: the great marshal returned." The next day, at dawn, both Lao Zhang and Lao Wu were bombed and died in Huanggutun.
Xiao Zhang shouted, "The big marshal is really home!" Xiao Wu also exclaimed, "My father also returned with the grand marshal!" After saying that, the two embraced each other and cried.
On July 6, 1928, Chiang Kai-shek took Feng Yuxiang, Yan Xishan, Li Zongren and others to pay homage to Sun Yat-sen at the Biyun Temple in Xiangshan, and when the coffin was opened, Chiang Kai-shek suddenly burst into tears. Feng Yuxiang said: "Old Jiang should go to be an actor. ”
Yan Xishan said: "The Best Actor Award is absolutely no problem. Li Zongren said: "Everyone don't persuade him, let him cry, this can show that he is a concubine, we are not, let's go!" When Chiang Kai-shek heard this, he suddenly stopped crying, stood up, and said, "Don't leave me behind!"
Kong Xiangxi said to Chiang Kai-shek: "No, Wang Kemin ran to Beiping to engage in traitorous government. Jiang pretended to be confused: "What is the king?" Kong said, "Wang Kemin. ”
Jiang said solemnly, "Ten thousand will not, ten thousand will not." You know that Wang Kemin is our person, the most reliable, not to mention that I and him are very iron, how can it be? This must be a rumor!" A few days later, Wang guoran set up a traitorous government.
Feng Yuxiang said: "Old Jiang's eyes have long been blind, and he has long been unable to distinguish between good people and bad people. ”
When Chiang Kai-shek beat Feng Yuxiang, he knew that Feng Zhijun was extremely strict and did not allow soldiers to gamble, smoke, or play with women. Therefore, old Chiang Kai-shek ordered his troops to set up a club in Chendi, set up a mobile hotel with train cars and cars, and beckoned the Northwest Army to come and eat, drink and have fun.
At the same time, he also hired many dancers to come to the aid of the army, making the Northwest Army dizzy, and angry that Old Feng scolded Chiang Kai-shek for being shameless.
After Duan Qirui died in Shanghai, his coffin was transported back to Beijing in the winter of 1935. Song Zheyuan entrusted Wei Zonghan and Shi Jingyun to preside over the ceremony, and when greeted at the station, Wu Peifu asked, "Do you have a salute?" Wei shook his head and said, "No, our troops are poor." ”
Wu asked again, "What about the cannons?" Cannons do. Wei shook his head again and said, "There are no cannons, only earthen cannons." Wu was depressed on the surface, but in his heart he thought happily: "Old Duan, Old Duan, you were so mighty back then, when you died, you couldn't even enjoy a salute. When he was finished, he suddenly cried bitterly: "I'm sorry teacher, the teacher is dead, and I want to die..."
In May 1930, Yan Xishan, Feng Yuxiang, Li Zongren and others jointly wanted to engage Chiang Kai-shek and jointly elected Yan as chairman. At 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1930, Yan Laoxi held a grand inauguration ceremony. Someone said, "You have five '9s' in your inauguration, which means 'Ninety-Five'." ”
Yan Laoxi was very happy. Later, because Zhang Xueliang sent a telegram to support the Kuomintang, the Northeast Army entered the pass to copy the back road of Yan and Feng, allowing Chiang Kai-shek to win the Victory in the Central Plains War, and Yan Laoxi only served as chairman for 9 days.
On February 20, 1935, the Kuomintang held a political meeting of the Central Committee, at which Wang Qi scolded Wang Jingwei as a traitor to the country and seeking glory, and Wang Jingwei was trembling with anger and wanted to leave the venue. Tang Youren saw the situation and ran over to pull Wang Jingwei back and said, "Mr. Wang don't go, Wang Qi hasn't finished scolding yet!" Angry, Wang Jingwei rolled his eyes.
On December 3, 1936, Chiang Kai-shek, under the pretext of the Japanese's participation in the Sui War, took categorical action that led to the breakdown of the negotiations, and denied the legal validity of the traitorous agreements he had implemented for several years, such as "Tanggu", "He Mei"Chinese, and "Qin Tu". ”
In July 1938, Zhang Shenfu, Shen Junru and others were hired as the first political participants of the Kuomintang. However, Zhang was extremely disdainful of Chiang Kai-shek, who once said that Zhang was "against the government" and said: "You not only write articles against the government, but also oppose the government in the bomb shelter!"
Zhang retorted: "How do you know that I am in an air raid shelter for a reactionary government?" Jiang said, "Someone heard it." Zhang was speechless.
On January 1, 1939, after Chiang Kai-shek led the Kuomintang top brass to visit Sun Yat-sen's mausoleum, someone said: "Wang Jingwei flew away, and we will expel Wang Jingwei from the party." Old Jiang said, "This is." ”
Someone said: "In 1939, Sun Fengming wanted to kill Wang Jingwei, and it seems that the young people have foresight!" But we killed people. Old Jiang said: "This is, this is, let me think..." As he spoke, his voice grew farther and farther away, and when everyone turned around, Old Jiang had already disappeared.
In 1940, when Qiu Qingquan was the commander of the Third Police District of Chongqing, he often ordered officers and soldiers to use the open space in the garrison to plant vegetables, raise pigs, and raise sheep.
In 1932, Puyi became the "emperor" of Manchukuo, and in 1945, after the fall of the puppet state of Manchukuo, someone asked Puyi: "What is it like to be an emperor there?" Puyi cried bitterly and said, Puppet Emperor, really not a human being. ”
In 1943, Kong Xiangxi held a press conference on the "Provident Fund Campaign" at the Jialing Hotel in Chongqing. Kong said: "Today we are talking about saving savings, so there are fewer refreshments prepared, and everyone will eat them." ”
A reporter asked: "In the past few years, the army in the front has fought bloodily, and the people in the rear have shrunk their clothes and food, all in order to win victory in the War of Resistance against Japan. Vice President Kong, you can take a look at the news colleagues here all have dishes on their faces, but you are wide-hearted and fat, your face is rosy, and you are deeply healthy. Can you please continue to talk about the way of health?"
Kong was speechless for a moment, and for a moment he fled into the wilderness.
Hao Pengju's father also did not study well, after Xiao Hao was born, Lao Hao smoked opium every day, and finally lost only bones and died. Xiao Hao had to follow his old wife around asking for food, and his old wife often stroked Xiao Hao's head and said, "Baby, the mother is really sorry for you, I didn't find you a good father!"
In September 1943, the Political Committee of the Central Committee of the Wang Puppet Central Committee transferred Hao Pengju to the Suhuai Special Region, replacing Hao Peng, who was then the chief executive and security commander of the Suhuai Special Region.
These two Pengs are not good things, and the local people sneered: "Go to Hao Peng, come to Hao Peng (lift), why bother with such a 'move'?!"
After the victory of the War of Resistance Against Japan, Tang Enbo went to Shanghai to be surrendered. When he met with the Japanese commander, Lieutenant General Matsui, he said, "I'm sorry Ha, I want you to come here today to talk..."
The American adviser sitting next to him immediately warned him, "General! You have to take care of your position, you are the victor, there is no 'sorry' for those who surrender, you should say 'I command you'..." Only then did Tombaugh speak again in a commanding tone.
It is said that when Tombaugh and Matsui met alone later, he said, "If we had known this, we should have rehearsed it in advance." ”
After Wang Jingwei surrendered to the enemy, Wu Zhihui was confused and scolded bitterly: "Qing Ben is a beautiful person, why should you be a thief?!"
In 1946, when Zhang Zhizhong arrived in Yan'an, the Communist Party held a grand welcome party. After Zhang finished speaking at the party, he reluctantly stepped off the stage. Just after taking three steps, he suddenly returned to the stage and said, "When you write history in the future, don't forget zhang Zhizhong's trip to Yan'an!"
In May 1948, when the Kuomintang held its first Legislative Council in Nanjing, Chiang Kai-shek said, "I would like to let Zhang Qun and He Yingqin choose one of them to serve as the first president of the Executive Yuan after the constitution was enacted!"
Huang Yu said, "Why don't you let Hu Shizhi be fooled?" Jiang thought for a while, then said with a black face: "Shusheng can't do things." ”
On January 10, 1949, after Du Yuming was captured, he gave himself a high-civilization pseudonym. Chen Yi said, "Your name is good!"
Du Yuming said, "It's okay." Chen Yi said: "Our Communist Party is very lenient in dealing with war criminals, and you just need to confess frankly." Du Yuming asked, "Treat everyone the same?" Chen Yi said, "Yes, but except for Du Yuming, did he run away by plane?" Du Yuming said, "I heard that he was running, but you can't catch him." ”
On August 21, 1935, Chiang Kai-shek wrote in his diary: "... Wokou failed within ten years. At noon on August 15, 1945, Emperor Hirohito of Japan issued the Edict of the End of the War by radio, announcing his unconditional surrender.
Old Jiang Le jumped up: "I predict success, I predict success!"
On March 20, 1948, when the hunan compatriots were having dinner at the Guanyin Temple in Shanghai, someone proposed that Ju Zheng, the president of the Judicial Yuan, should run for "vice president", and Ju Zheng laughed and said, "I don't have that ability!"
Hu Zongduo said: "You are absolutely capable, even if you can't choose, you won't regret it!" Ju Zheng laughed and said nothing, and everyone felt that Ju Zheng was a person who was not greedy for high-ranking officials.
After dinner, Ju was on his way home and said to himself, "I want to elect the president, so I don't want to elect the vice president!"
After Chiang Kai-shek ran to Taiwan, he often gave speeches on the cliffs of the Matsu Seashore, repeating the same sentence for more than a decade: "We must go back!" After a long time, everyone was annoyed and advised: "Mr. Jiang, don't shout, your wife told you to go home and eat!"