Many poems are the feelings of home and country that worry about the country and the people, while some poems start from life and write out the bittersweet and bittersweet of life with a humorous and funny attitude.
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Today I share with you 3 talented and humorous ancient poems, jokes see talent, after a thousand years, people will laugh, really amazing!
Song 1: Seventy as a groom, the remnants of flowers into the cave. Juju autumn swallow, Jian is also sick Mandarin duck. The water is completely weak, and the mud cannot be lifted. Empty annoyance goddess meaning, for the rain to high Tang.
It is said that in ancient times, there was a literati named "Wang Pet", also known as "Wang Yayi". This king's favorite man is not old, and when he is 70 years old, he is still old and strong, and he is still taking concubines.
Everyone is always talking about this kind of "people are not old", and people who are too popular are always talking about it.
There was a man named Xu Gaoyang who specially wrote this poem to ridicule the king's pet.
The content of the poem should be said to be more clear, saying that Wang Pet is older, 70 years old, and it is already considered a "residual flower".
Therefore, Wang's pet concubine is also purely a "sick Mandarin duck", at most, it is one more partner in life.
Indeed, when ordinary people hear about old men and young wives, they feel that they are still mismatched at the first time. Especially like Wang Pet, a 70-year-old man, actually has a heart to take a concubine, which is really unreasonable.
Therefore, after this poem came out, it immediately spread, making the people relish it and use it as a laughing stock.
Although Wang Pet is more embarrassed, but the matter is done by himself, there is no way to block the leisurely mouth of the common people, and he can only make the people laugh at him "playing in the water is completely powerless, and the mud is not on the beam".
As a descendant, when you see such a funny poem, you must be eye-catching and admire the talent and wit of the author.
The metaphor of autumn swallow and sick mandarin duck, vivid image, contains the meaning of joke, and it is not too excessive, let people think of it, and it is not too vulgar, it can be described as a big custom, and the extraordinary talent shown between the elegant and the customary is really admirable.
The second poem, "Sending stove poems": a light of tea and a wisp of smoke, the emperor of the stove king went to the blue sky. If the Jade Emperor asks about human affairs, it is not worth anything for the Tao.
According to legend, the author of this poem is the Tang Dynasty poet Luo Yin, and it may also be a descendant who entrusted his name to the association.
Let's look at the content of the poem, which refers to the folk custom of "sacrificing the king of the stove".
It is said that after the Emperor of The Stove ascended to heaven, he would report to the Jade Emperor on the situation of the people. Therefore, the people will worship the king of the stove with good things such as sesame crisp and stove candy, hoping to block the mouth of the king of the stove.
This poem is based on folk customs, but it has something unique. The author of the poem must have been a frustrated poet, who fantasized about the scene of the king of the stove reporting the red dust to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor asked, "Ai Qing, have you seen anything in the human world?" ”
King Stove replied with a smile: "There is nothing special in the human world, only this article is not valuable." The articles have become firewood and green smoke, so that I have to go to heaven! ”
Obviously, this poem is a grumble of a fallen literati, but the grumbling is achieved through humorous fantasies, which makes the reader feel very playful, very funny, and makes people can't help but laugh.
After laughing, everyone couldn't help but feel the sadness and helplessness in the poem. In ancient times, there were too many readers who did not meet with talent, who could not change their fate through the examination, and who had no talent to show, which was really sympathetic.
Song 3, "Titled Dove Magpie Diagram": The dove squeaks a magpie, and the dove calls the wind and rain and the magpie calls for the sun. But the old man is also difficult to open the lord, and the rain does not become sunny.
In ancient times, rich people said that they were three wives and four concubines, and they enjoyed the blessings of the Qi people, but in fact, there were many troubles.
For example, there is a rich man, and his son has all kinds of conflicts. In particular, the relationship between the concubine and the concubine was bad, and there was often infighting, and the quarrels spread to the ears of the neighbors every day, becoming a local joke.
The palms of their hands and the backs of their hands are all meat, and the rich have no choice but to take care of their children, so they can only continue to make trouble.
One day, a literati came to visit the rich. Coincidentally, the sons of the rich man started a quarrel in the backyard again, and the quarrel was so loud that it spread directly to the living room in the front yard.
The rich man's face was full of embarrassment, very embarrassed. He deliberately said to the literati, "I heard that your poetry level is very high, and you see that there is a "Dove Magpie Diagram" on the wall, please write a poem based on it." ”
The literati laughed and blurted out: "The dove squeaks a magpie, and the dove calls the wind and rain and the magpie calls for the sun." God is also difficult to open the Lord, and the rain will not be sunny. ”
The poem clearly refers to mulberry scolding, not to anything else. Ostensibly depicting doves and magpies in the picture, it is actually about the rich man's concubines and concubines.
Concubines want wind and rain, concubines want sunny days, as a rich man of the father, helping no one is, can only be helpless.
The so-called "god is also difficult to show the lord, and the rain does not become sunny", which is a vivid portrayal of the dilemma of the rich.
The poem is written in a playful tone, humorous and talented, which makes people feel very funny, but after laughing, you will feel a sense of sympathy and pity.
The rich man could only smile awkwardly: "It is a shame to let your excellency see the joke." ”
Therefore, it is a good thing to have children, but we must pay attention to making children live in harmony. If there is a conflict between brothers, it will only let outsiders see jokes.
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