1． My dad naively thought the dog would really stay in his room all night. No, the dog ran away when he saw him sleeping, and went back to his small bed with three layers of blankets. When my father was not awake, he sneaked into his room and laid himself down, creating the illusion that he had been here all night
2． Yesterday, I went to my relatives and deliberately passed by the door of my former girlfriend's house to see if she was well. When I came to my ex-girlfriend's door I couldn't believe it was her home in my memory. They were all in tatters, it felt like no one had lived for a long time, and I couldn't help but cry, wanting to contact her, ask her if she was okay, where she was now, no matter what happened, I would face her with her. In particular, the big red word breakup is particularly eye-catching, not to mention that next week is still her sixtieth birthday...
3． The son put the turtle he had just bought on the floor, the turtle climbed, he also climbed, while climbing and talking to the turtle: this is the living room, this is the sofa, don't climb under the sofa, there is the corridor, go, take you to my room to see ah... And the little turtle ignored it, has been crawling in the direction of the kitchen, the son corrected several times, can not be corrected, so he said to me: Dad, this turtle is not a little stupid, will it not be familiar? I laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out: Silly child, such a spiritual animal, how can it not be mature?
4． The last time I washed my husband's clothes, I washed the invoice he forgot in my pocket. He accused me: Don't you know how to take out your pockets before you wash your clothes? I fought back against him: you change your clothes, and you don't know what to take out of your pockets! The two sides are fighting a big war, and they are about to erupt. I secretly decided: I must let him get into the habit of changing clothes and cleaning his pockets. Later I compromised because every time I washed his clothes, I could find money in my pocket...
5． Double 11 bought a mobile phone and some home appliances... It turned out that the heater was not working, it was not hot at all! So contact the heater store to ask for a return, a did not pay attention to the customer service selected as a mobile phone store... I said to her: Your stuff doesn't work! Not hot at all! I want to return! The customer service was stunned for half a day before he said: Sir, I need to reflect your request to the head office before I can reply to you. I said angrily: Are you a customer service for the first time? This little thing is also pushed three or four times, don't want to retreat, right? Customer service said hesitantly: Sir, I have been a customer service for five years, and for the first time I heard someone ask for a return because the mobile phone is not hot...
6． My two-year-old son and a three-year-old always fight and get beaten up and cry every time! This boy has a stubborn personality, he can't win the fight and fight desperately, looking at him crying, I said casually: I can't win the fight, bite! When I came home from work last night, the three-year-old child in the community square cried and cried, and my son was like a little rooster who had won the battle!! The child's mother stopped me: Brother Zheng, your son said, you taught him to bite?? ...... I......!!!
7． Go to the supermarket with my wife, she has to buy that kind of stainless steel handle is very expensive mop, I said you don't mop the floor, why do you buy such an expensive mop? The wife smiled and said: One day I am happy to help you drag the ground, the wooden handle is not smooth, too poking your hand. A week has passed, and she has not dragged it once, but she is still quite comfortable to use... Why is the hollow stainless steel pipe more painful than the solid wooden stick falling on the body? She said to make the same strength??
8． What are the names of the children in the kindergarten now? How do you listen to me? The little nephew mentioned that the classmates were either stomachaches, or round stomachs, or elbow cold [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]
9． My husband drove me to accompany the child to get the vaccine, the child was afraid to cry on the road and did not go, I patiently talked for a long time and said that it was good to give rewards, and the child reluctantly did not cry and agreed to go to the vaccine. Just to breathe, my husband said: "When I was a child, I was afraid of injections, that thing hurts, and I cried once." Looking at the child who began to cry again, and looking at the innocent husband, I...!
10． A few days ago, I greeted a few buddies for a drink, and when I drank too much, the two buddies fought. Today, in order to reconcile them, they greeted another table, sat down and reconciled, and drank until halfway through talking about the day before yesterday and fighting again. I went, and I organized drinking, not competitions.