1. Physical examination: normal development, medium nutrition, clear language, answer to the question, no yellow staining of the skin and mucous membranes of the whole body, superficial lymph nodes of the whole body are not touched and enlarged, the skull is not, the facial features are correct, the bilateral pupils are enlarged and other circles, and the light reflex is sensitive...
("No deformity in the skull" is missing "deformity"... )
2. When the patient is automatically discharged from the hospital, the student's medical course record writes: The patient automatically disappears.
(Dare to love this female classmate just lost love, thinking that he will automatically disappear, right?) )
3. The previous 4 years have been in the process of abdominal dissection.
(Really broken, haha)
4. The patient was admitted to the hospital for 3 days due to panic and breath loss.
(All out of breath, still in the hospital?) ）
5. The surgery originally scheduled for today, because the patient stole food without permission, did not meet the doctor's instructions for preoperative fasting, so it was changed to tomorrow.
(Even I don't know how to write it well.) Steal? ）
6. Stay in the gastric tube to be unobstructed, and about 600ml of urine is induced.
(The gastric tube stays in the stomach ah!) It's gastric juice! It was written in the wrong way as urine, alas! ）
7, today to see the student wrote: bilateral pupil diameter 3cm...
(Haha, 3mm written into 3cm, such a big eye ah)
8. Chief complaint: Hematemesis 2 piles, about 20 cm in diameter.
9. During the rounds, a patient went too early, and the intern doctor wrote: The patient went out to forage for food and did not return.
(I don't know, I thought I was talking about lions and tigers!) )
10. Last night, the wind and rain were great, thunder and lightning, and the patients in the × bed had a cold due to insufficient warmth.
11. Rescue record: the family of the patient who × bed gave up the rescue, so the patient died silently.
12. When one of my classmates was interning, he wrote about the course of illness: today..... The director rounds the room and puts... The doctor scolded fiercely, and then instructed...
(As a result, the next day, my classmate was scolded by the director)
13. A classmate interned in pediatrics, received a child with hydrocephalus in the outpatient clinic, and the diagnosis was: "the cause of the head is to be investigated", which was rumored to be "a good story".
14. Death Discussion: Everyone agrees that this patient deserves to die.
15, an old man and the old woman fight, the old man flew up and kicked the old woman's abdomen, the old woman fell to the ground in response.
16. Chief complaint: Diarrhea was stretched for 2 hours
17. A request for consultation is written on the list: the patient complains of unspeakable discomfort
18, menstruation daily amount is small, probably only a few drops.
19, xxxx year xx month xx day
Today, with professor xxx rounds, the patient's symptoms are the same as before, the physical examination is the same as before, and the professor did not speak after the rounds
20. "Patients eat revitalizing hearts (revitalizing pills) for a long time"
(Sick yokai!) ）
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