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Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

The State of Jin was the number one power in the Spring and Autumn Period, with strong national strength and powerful army, and was the only superpower that could compete with the Southern Hegemonic State of Heaven and Chu in the south. At that time, in the face of the Chu state that was constantly invading the Central Plains to the north, the Central Plains countries decided to hold together for warmth and form an alliance with the Jin State as the core to oppose the Chu State.

Although it is said to be an alliance, but every time you fight with the Chu State, it is the Jin State that carries the damage in the front, and the Jin State who is responsible for the output in the back row is also the Jin State, and the field, the shooter, and the auxiliary are all Jin State, so what did the other countries do? Their main task is to cheer on the side, win the battle to grab a little booty, lose a good point, and grease the soles of their feet to escape!

Which is the alliance battle, it is clear that the Jin state singled out the Chu state, isn't this a king taking four bronzes?

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

The reason why the Jin state is so powerful is because the Jin state has produced several consecutive Ming emperors. Jin Jinggong, as the monarch of the Jin Dynasty, is also very famous in history, but his fame is different from his predecessors, and his fame is very different, all of which must start from one of his nightmares.

In his later years, Jin Jinggong was no longer the brother who cut through the thorns, but a veritable fat but not greasy brother, and his health was not very good. One night, the monarch of the Jin Dynasty had a nightmare, in which a fierce ghost dressed in white clothes and long hair hanging down to the ground appeared, which was a Spring and Autumn version of Zhenzi.

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

The shape of this ghost frightened Jin Jinggong to call out to his mother, but his mother did not wait, what was waiting was the cold voice of the ghost.

"You are unkind and unjust, you killed my whole family, I have already reported to the Heavenly Emperor, you wait and see!"

Li Ghost's words frightened Jin Jinggong into a cold sweat! As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, you are afraid of ghosts. Jin Jinggong, who was remembered by the ghost, heard Li Ghost's words, and his heart was cold, because of the murder and extermination of the clan that Li Ghost had accused, he had really done it, such a dream with a sense of substitution, how could he not make Jin Jinggong half scared to death?

After waiting for dawn, Jin Jinggong immediately sent someone to find the most famous Sangtian witch in the Jin Kingdom to interpret the dream! After a series of pretending to be ghosts and making things up, Kuwata Wu said to Jin Jinggong, "This is not a good dream! ”

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

Jin Jing gongxin said, "Isn't this nonsense? Can dreaming of a ghost be a good dream? ”

Jin Jinggong waited quietly for Sang Tian Wu to continue. So this Sangtian witch, who had been famous in the Jin Dynasty for decades, could only continue to flicker.

"Lord, you atone for your sins, I think your old man may not be able to eat next year's new wheat!"

Jin Jinggong was shocked to hear that, could it be that the widow was really running out of time? No, the widow must change his life against the sky, and must eat next year's new wheat. Therefore, Jin Jinggong opened the health mode, all kinds of health care, all kinds of famous doctors to treat their own bodies, and he even invited the famous doctor Bian Que's student doctor to treat his own diseases.

The doctor has not yet come, and Jin Jinggong, who loves to dream, dreams again. In this dream, there is no Sadako, only two children chatting, what are they talking about? A child said that the world's famous doctor is coming, are we both windy and screaming? What did the other kid say? Be calm. What are famous doctors afraid of? We stay under the anointing, above the neck, even if Bian Que comes, we can't do anything, let alone his students.

Not long after, the famous doctor slowed down, and after seeing Jin Jinggong's condition, he shook his head and said, "We have tried our best!" ”

"Is the widow really not saved?" Jin Jinggong may not be convinced.

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

"Lord Jin, I really can't do anything about your illness!" The doctor said with a look of embarrassment, "Your lesion is above the ointment, this place is almost impossible to treat, moxibustion can not be pricked with needles, prickly, soup medicine does not have much effect, this is really no rut." ”

Jin Jinggong was stunned, and the words of the doctor were exactly the same as those of the two children in his dream, and he believed that the doctor did not deceive him, but gave him a lot of gifts and let him go back to the Qin Kingdom.

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

Although Jin Jinggong was terminally ill, he was still strong and alive, because he had a belief that he must eat this year's new wheat and punch Sang Tian Wu in the face.

With a tenacious will to survive, Jin Jinggong finally waited for the day when he ate new wheat. Jin Jinggong asked his own imperial cook to cook, and by the way, he called the sangtian witch and asked him to see the new wheat rice placed in front of him.

At this moment, Jin Jinggong was extremely proud and shouted loudly, you collapsed thing, actually deceived the widow, dragged down left and right, and cut it. Only to see two mighty and majestic samurai come up and directly carry the dead dog and drag the kuwata witch down.

"Haha, saying that the widow can't eat this year's new wheat rice, the widow will eat it for you!"

Jin Jinggong: Became famous after dying, drowning in the toilet, and interpreting the strength of death into a comedy

The elated Jin Jing wanted to eat, and suddenly felt a pang of overturning the river and the sea in his abdomen, and a burst of intention came. Jin Jinggong strode to the west of the great stride. But. Who ever thought that something else had happened, I don't know if it was squatting too long, or for other reasons, Jin Jinggong was actually in the toilet!

He suddenly fell into the pit and drowned, thinking that the pit in our Jinguo was really big, and he could actually drown people. The death of the king of this great country was so bizarre, the death of others was a tragedy, and the death of Jin Jinggong was vividly interpreted into a comedy.

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