Zhang Xiaoxian's works: above or below?

A Jun is afraid of his wife, but he is also sexually inclined and often goes out to find women. His wife had no way to do anything about it, and there was no evidence, so every time he returned home at night, didn't come home all night, or had the smell of other women on him, she beat him in anger.

Before doing so, she would let him choose to hit the top or the bottom.

If you hit the top, the face is beaten blue and red, others will know that he was beaten by his wife when they look at it, what face does he have to go out to meet people? When he was a girl, the women saw his appearance and knew that he had such a fierce wife, so they did not dare to touch him.

　　

After thinking hard and weighing the stakes, he asked his wife to beat him down. If you hit the following, no one knows that he has been beaten by his wife, and he can still keep a little face. And, if he is injured from below, he cannot fulfill his husband's responsibilities. His wife will also lose some joy, so he believes that if his wife hits him below, she must not be willing to shoot too hard, and it is difficult to say if she hits the top. So he lifted his chest in sorrow, closed his eyes, and said:

"Please hit me below!"

The so-called painful choice is probably that a man has to decide in an instant to give up the top, save the bottom, or give up the bottom, save the top, just like the bald man has to decide whether to eat a hair-growth pill that is said to be very effective but may cause impotence. Men's choices are always tragic.