Every festive season is urged to get married, and now blind dates have become the main theme of the Spring Festival for singles. For single dogs, there are two creatures in the world, one is the object of other people's homes, and the other is the object of the matchmaker, the former has only the enviable share, and the latter only has its own part of being routined. What's the problem? It's basically out of the matchmaker's mouth.
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A short video of a blind date
Started the blind date carnival
Before the New Year, netizens "It's Shang Shang" posted a short video, the text wrote: "Just returned to the village, the matchmaker may be late, and she will definitely not be absent." In the video, a matchmaker wearing a floral cotton jacket and a bib walks straight in and sits on the author's bed, and begins to talk to the author's family while talking to the matchmaker.
Such a seemingly common rural blind date video triggered a collective ridicule of matchmakers among netizens, who collectively created various "blind date literature" in the comment area, opening a blind date carnival.
Some netizens shared some strange stories of their blind dates. Netizen "Jiaren Jia" said that his 21-year-old brother was urged by the whole family, and his 20-year-old self was warned not to fall in love early.
Netizen "Rainbow Fish" reminded that if the girl does not like the blind date introduced, remember to refuse, otherwise the man will come to the door to ask for a kiss.
Netizen "Adan" also said that he added WeChat on a blind date in the afternoon, and was asked whether he was hit or not the next night.
The mouth of the matchmaker, the deceitful ghost!
Let's understand the blind date black talk encyclopedia
Blind date jokes are flying all over the world, and matchmakers are frequently complained about. Netizens have said that many media now forcibly get together in order to improve the success rate, and their words are not honest, and only by mastering the blind date "black words" can they gain insight into the truth. According to the feedback of netizens, we have compiled a collection of blind date black words for your reference.
Boys' version
Black words: height 170
Truth: 165 at most
Black words: slightly fat
Truth: more than 200 pounds
Black Talk: Honest man
Truth: It's a man
Black words: Strange and good-looking
Truth: Average-looking, plausible
Black words: There is a house and a car, and the conditions are very good
Truth: People don't look good
Black words: Not high
Truth: Very short
Girls' version
Black words: The girl is well-behaved
Truth: It's short
Black words: height 170
Truth: 175 up
Black words: Don't care about your family conditions
Truth: I have learned that you have a house, a car, and savings
Black words: The girl is blessed, Wangfu
Truth: Big face
Black words: Never been in love
Truth: I didn't bring a boy to the house
Black words: The girl is a little lazy
Truth: Particularly lazy!!!
Black words: The work is particularly stable
Truth: $3,000 a month
General Edition
Black words: Love work, have seen the world
Truth: Worked in a big city, moonshiner
Black words: workmanship stabilizes iron rice bowls
Truth: There is a establishment in my hometown, and there is no hope of promotion with a monthly salary of 3000
Black words: If you don't spend money indiscriminately, you will get by
Truth: Thieves cut the door, and so is it
Black words: There is a house and a car, and there is super money
Truth: There is a high probability that you have divorced and have children much older than you
Black words: People are simple
Truth: Low emotional intelligence, always embarrassing to chat
Black words: Will hurt people/will take care of people
Truth: Divorced
Black words: Love to watch movies
Truth: Always borrow video sites VIP from colleagues
Black words: Look at the eye rim
Truth: Look at the looks
Blind dates are getting more and more "rolled"
57% of post-90s people walked into the "Spring Festival blind date"
The spicier and hotter the topic of blind dates, the more "rolled" the blind dates. The Spring Festival is a big stage for blind dates, and recently at a blind date meeting in Jiangxi County, more than 20 men lined up to scan a girl's WeChat. The photographer said: I really feel humble to the extreme, and I would rather be single for the rest of my life.
According to the "2022 Young People's Blind Date Report", nearly thirty percent of young people have gone on blind dates more than 4 times, and more than sixty percent of young people have had at least one blind date experience, and a recent survey of college students' views on marriage and childbearing also shows that 57% of post-90s people enter the "Spring Festival blind date field". The group of people who initially said they hated blind dates, but now they are looking forward to meeting a partner who suits them in various ways.
This Spring Festival, did you go on a blind date? Have you ever had a bizarre blind date? Let's talk in the comments section.
Xiaoxiang Morning News comprehensive report