Lines 丨 Happy Comedian "Difficult Brothers"

The following [full version of the lines] is compiled from Oriental Satellite TV's "Happy Comedians"

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]

Cell Boss: Hurry up, don't have long feet?

Tai Pan: Push what push, I will go myself.

Jiajia: Hurry up, no long feet.

Tai Pan: Are you sick? We're both prisoners, what are you pushing me to do.

Jiajia: Second brother, we are here to save the eldest brother.

Cell Boss: Hurry up, no long feet?

Jiajia: Hurry up, no long feet?

Cell Boss: Hurry up, no long feet?

Jiajia: Hurry up, no long feet?

Narrator: There are three brothers in northern China, known for their benevolence and righteousness, the eldest brother is deeply imprisoned, and the second brother and the third brother have launched a story of rescuing the eldest brother in order to save the eldest brother.

Cell Boss: Hurry up, no long feet? I tell you both, the cell is here, don't look for trouble, stay inside, otherwise, there will be no good fruit for you two to eat.

Jiajia: Cell boss.

Cell Boss: What's going on?

Jiajia: I don't understand a little bit, prisoners are also human beings, why do they treat us like this?

Cell Boss: Why do you not understand this against you?

Jiajia: I don't understand.

Cell Boss: What about you? Ming don't understand?

Tai Pan: I don't understand.

Cell Boss: Then I will let you understand and understand, Ming does not understand, Ming does not understand, Ming does not understand...

Tai Pan: He questioned, you hit me, understand!

Cell Boss: I tell you, here, this is the authority, understand?

Jiajia: Cut, don't understand.

Cell Boss: Oh, you don't understand?

Tai Pan: Understood.

Cell Boss: Understand that you don't tell him, you don't tell him, you don't tell him, you don't tell him...

Tai Pan: Did I tell him it wasn't okay? Got it all.

Cell Boss: Don't look for me.

Jiajia: Cell boss.

Cell Boss: What's going on?

Jiajia: I don't understand a thing.

Tai Pan: It's all right, it's all right, you're busy, busy with you, busy with you.

Jiajia: Instigation.

Tai Pan: Whatever things are instigated, we don't want to save big brother.

Jiajia: In order to save the big brother, we must also have a bottom line, you again! Second brother.

Cell Boss: What's up?

Jiajia: How the grass is moving.

Cell Boss: What's going on, ah, ah.

Jiajia: Who? eldest brother!

Boss Liu: Third brother!

Jiajia: Big Brother!

Boss Liu: Third brother!

Jiajia: You see who is still coming.

Boss Liu: Third brother, quickly introduce who this is.

Jiajia: Big brother, this is the second oldest, Big Pan'er.

Tai Pan: I'm the second eldest, Big Pan' ah.

Boss Liu: Second elder, how did you change your appearance?

Tai Pan: I'm older.

Boss Liu: I'm really old.

Jiajia: Not less long.

Boss Liu: Oh, this time it's good, you're finally here, I'm finally saved. Third brother, remember the slogan we used to have?

Jiajia: Remember.

Together: Brothers work together, no one is good.

Cell Boss: What are you doing? Why?

Boss Liu: It's all right.

Jiajia: Didn't say anything.

Cell Boss: I'll tell you something. Boss Liu!

Boss Liu: Yes.

Cell Boss: Released after completing his sentence.

Boss Liu: What are you kidding?

Cell Boss: Whoever joked with you, released after completing his sentence.

Boss Liu: Released after completing your sentence? Release at the end of the sentence, release at the end of the sentence.

Tai Pan: Oops, oops...

Cell Boss: What the heck?

Tai Pan: Third brother, did that big brother run away?

Jiajia: Second brother, what do you say? From what I know about big brother, must the big brother run away?

Tai Pan: So what do we do?

Jiajia: In a moment, someone will come to our rescue.

Tai Pan: Really? When are you coming?

Jiajia: I'll be there soon, wait patiently.

Tai Pan: Okay.

Cell Boss: Hey, someone's coming to see you.

Jiajia: Here it comes.

Xiao Fei: XiangGong, Xianggong. Xiang Gong, I heard that you want to be locked up here for five years in order to be the boss, don't you let me suffer from five years of widowhood? Look at you, I can't recognize you when I'm tortured, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad!

Tai Pan: Daughter-in-law, I'm here.

Jiajia: Sister-in-law, I am Jiajia.

Xiao Fei: Oh, I'm sorry, my sister-in-law was a little out of shape just now. It's not with you.

Jiajia: It's all right, sister-in-law.

Tai Pan: Oh, it's very energetic, hey, okay, you can apologize.

Xiao Fei: Tai Pan.

Tai Pan: Daughter-in-law.

Xiao Fei: Tai Pan.

Tai Pan: Daughter-in-law.

Xiao Fei: Tai Pan.

Tai Pan: Daughter-in-law.

XiaoFei: Seeing that you are all right, I am relieved.

Tai Pan: So, how can I be clean and seem to be less than something?

Xiao Fei: I know that you have less, you have less of that, heck, I know that you must not eat well in prison, so I made your favorite food.

Tai Pan: Steamed buns.

Jiajia: Dumplings.

Xiaofei: Next time I will make you a steamed bun, Jiajia, this is your favorite food, abalone lobster and leek stuffing.

Jiajia: Thank you sister-in-law.

Xiaofei: This is your favorite leek stuffing.

Jiajia: As the saying goes, it is better to eat than dumplings, and it is better to sit, than to fall backwards.

Tai Pan: Then we will eat dumplings upside down.

Jiajia: Yes, eat dumplings upside down.

Xiao Fei: Come, while you are eating, we will say something serious, this time Jiajia called me to come, to help you escape from prison.

Jiajia: My plan is this, then there is no railing, you have not practiced iron sand palm, you will iron sand palm discount the railing, and then, when you go from the main entrance, we take the opportunity to slip away from here, how?

Xiao Fei: Look at me. Is this it?

Jiajia: Yes, that's it.

Xiao Fei: Look.

Jiajia: Sister-in-law, what a slap of iron sand paws.

Xiaofei: Isn't it? Jiajia, the future things depend on you, we must take care of your body, pay attention to safety, we will have a good period later.

Jiajia: I know my sister-in-law.

Xiao Fei: Gone.

Tai Pan: How do I feel less.

Jiajia: Don't think about that, let's go, come on.

Tai Pan: Don't say goodbye, wait, wait, that.

Jiajia: What's wrong, second brother?

Tai Pan: I'm running slowly, let me come first.

Jiajia: Second brother, I'll run first.

Tai Pan: I'll jog and wait for you.

Cell Boss: What are you two doing?

Jiajia: You come back a little bit, come back, you hurry. If you have to escape from prison, you can't listen to any persuasion, you tell him, I'll sleep for a while.

Cell Boss: How can I tell you you don't listen? Why don't you listen, why don't you listen... I told you to stay well and not to find trouble for me.

Tai Pan: That...

Cell Boss: I still have to fix it.

Tai Pan: Sleep you.

Jiajia: What's going on?

Tai Pan: What the hell is going on? Isn't it jailbreaking? Sleep something.

Jiajia: Right, right, jailbreak, you don't say I forgot. So the second brother, I have a way, after a while we will pretend to be sick, a pretend to be sick, the cell boss will definitely send us to the medical center, we both go to the medical center on the way, take the opportunity to escape.

Tai Pan: Okay, pretend to be sick, but can you discuss it, you come to pretend to be sick.

Jiajia: Why?

Da Pan: The second brother, his body is thin, he can't carry it and beat him, do you know?

Jiajia: All right, second brother. Cell boss.

Cell Boss: What's going on?

Jiajia: My second brother is sick.

Cell Boss: Are you sick?

Jiajia: He he he has stones.

Cell Boss: Do you have a stone?

Tai Pan: Ah

Cell Boss: Then show me.

Tai Pan: Big Brother Stones.

Cell Boss: Show me.

Jiajia: Show it to others.

Tai Pan: That...

Cell Boss: Show me.

Tai Pan: It's not this stuff in there.

Cell Boss: Show me.

Tai Pan: Not very good to take.

Cell Boss: You show me, show me.

Tai Pan: Don't fight

Cell Boss: Show me, show me...

Tai Pan: Come and come, give to give, show you.

Jiajia: Second brother, do you really have stones?

Da Pan: I don't know, as soon as he hit me, I was in a hurry, and I threw up as soon as I tried, and I was quite comfortable after I threw up.

Cell boss: Tai Pan, drink more hot water and pay attention to rest.

Tai Pan: Where did it come from.

Jiajia: Second brother, so be it. Let's take a different approach, and in a moment we...

Tai Pan: Wait, wait, don't change the method, the second brother has a method.

Jiajia: Is it? What a method, say it quickly.

Tai Pan: Let's wait for release after completing our sentence.

Jiajia: It's going to be five years, who's waiting?

Tai Pan: According to this method, the second brother's little life has to be put into it, do you know?

Jiajia: How can I get in, second brother, with my ingenuity, we will definitely be able to escape, even I don't believe it.

Tai Pan: What are you doing?

Jiajia: Second brother, this is an empty wall.

Tai Pan: How?

Jiajia: Let's smash the wall and slip away from here.

Tai Pan: Yes, Ma, there is nothing in this cell, what is the knocking?

Jiajia: Yes, it would be nice to have two stones.

Tai Pan: No, I really can't do this, I can't spit it out.

Jiajia: Just together.

Tai Pan: There's nothing left.

Jiajia: I'm sorry.

Tai Pan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Give give.

Jiajia: Second brother, I knew you must have material, come.

Cell Boss: What's going on?

Tai Pan: A few cell boss big brothers, I don't have anything in my stomach, you know? This is the last stone, can no longer be hit, I have nothing to vomit, aaaaa help, help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jiajia: Hit him and let him escape from prison.

(End)

Finishing: Public number [Small Line Jun]