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"Men are forbidden" women's apartments – men certainly can't get in, but dogs can

author:Reasoning should not be reasonable

On the first day of the Chinese New Year, write a talk show style year-end summary for everyone to eat.

In the past two years, a group of women have hired a group of men to build a "male forbidden" female apartment, literally "male forbidden to enter".

It still sounds very funny, especially when we are often on the construction site of the apartment, directing these men to block the various entrances and exits that men can enter.

One day, the foreman of the contract teased me at the construction site: "After this apartment is built, it is really only for women to enter?" It's only the woman that no one wants to live in! ”

I smiled and replied, "Men are definitely not allowed to enter, but dogs can enter." ”

Many men on Weibo saw my words, it is estimated that they will explode on the spot, and even I can imagine that there will be men who will use the historical scar of "Chinese and dogs cannot enter" to give me a hat.

Saying that I am not only a feminist who hates men, but also ridicule the history of national suffering, must be in collusion with some evil organization abroad, and many feminists on Douban have been killed in this way.

First of all, I understand very well the extent to which I can provoke men, but most men understand my words simply as: "Men are inferior to dogs." ”

This is not necessary, and it should not rise to the debate of "how much better a dog is than a man".

This is just a counterattack that I have been annoyed by all kinds of men in the past two years, with a little vulgar face that can not be hidden by ridicule, simple but very effective.

I find that every time I look back at the past, the men will blush, but they will be embarrassed to have a seizure in the face, twisting and pinching trying to maintain a self-righteous gentlemanly demeanor, trying to educate me about the kind of thinking that they seem to be extremely danan.

Whenever this happens, I wait with great interest for these red-faced Kong Yiji to finally squeeze out a few words: "A woman can't do without a man..."

In fact, I understand what these men really mean: "It's really impossible for men to do without women...".

The softness of the mouth to the opposite sex is a male trait they must have, and the mouth of men is usually harder than their SZQ.

The "no male entry" rule is based more on the attitude of being responsible for the safety of all female occupants of female apartments.

Because as a female apartment operator, to be honest, we can't say which man is dangerous, simply don't let any man live in.

You see me saying this, many men feel that they have picked up the evidence of my "hatred of men" again.

Don't rush to conclude that we "hate men", after all, we have never known each other and have no hatred, maybe we just don't want to see "ugly men", because ugly people do more weird!

There will also be men who will criticize me, saying that women's apartments indiscriminately ban all men from entering, and treating all men as criminals who will hurt women, which is too extreme.

There are still a lot of good men in this world. Of course, everyone understands the subtext of this passage is that good men are them, they are good men.

I'm sure I know very well that there are still a bunch of good men in this world. I just don't understand what is going on with the good men who have worked so hard to convince us to try to get themselves into living in, a female apartment that is all women.

It's a terrible thing to think about...

Once I was really annoyed by this problem, I decided to put an oversized billboard on the façade just after the opening of the women's apartment.

The billboard reads, "Why are women's apartment dogs allowed to enter, but men not?" Scan the code to tell me why do you think so? Answer your question and receive a $1 parking ticket subsidy. ”

The billboard is very conspicuous at the entrance and exit of the parking lot, and I believe that there will be many men who wake up for the one-dollar parking fee will stand up bravely.

Billboards are made, put in the warehouse, three months later when the opening I will install it, when the time comes to take a picture of you to see the effect, regularly publish these answers, everyone remember to click a concern can wait for the update.

Of course, I don't know how long this billboard can be hung up and it will be forced to be taken off.

If I were to be forced to tear it down that day, I would lay the billboard flat on the roof of our apartment so that every drone could be photographed as it flew by.

You can also see this billboard on the satellite map, and when the time comes, you are welcome to punch in the satellite map and leave a message.

In fact, when men did not know the iron law of "men are not allowed to enter", I was very surprised that they surprisingly unanimously supported the concept of women's apartments.

Because I heard that we were going to build a women's apartment, there were constantly men coming to us to find jobs, especially property management jobs, and wave after wave of men came to interview.

In the absence of open recruitment, volunteered to interview - excellent attitude, not only the salary is not required, but also the promise of absolutely no early departure, no miners, no late arrival, no need for holidays, and can work in the apartment 24 hours a day and night.

I understand very well their simple and rustic ideal of picking the women they like while earning a salary in a women's apartment!

In fact, from a historical point of view, this is only done by eunuchs. The point is are men really willing to sacrifice themselves to support the concept of women's apartments? I doubt it.

After I smashed their ideals with the iron rule that "women's apartments where men are forbidden to admit them don't hire any men."

They will be kind enough to remind us that women can't do physical work, women can't repair equipment, and so on...

A few will scoff and say that sooner or later you are asking men to come in and help.

But what impressed me most was that one of the big brothers also said that without us men guarding the women's apartment, we couldn't stop bad men from coming in.

This sentence sounded in my ears, and it felt even more like he was guarding his sheepfold.

I'm right: a women's apartment hires men for property and security, and that's the biggest insecurity factor.

That's why we're hiring all women, and the first female member we recruited this year was a female comrade who wanted to be a veteran, or a woman with experience in Sanda martial arts, to join us in charge of property security.

The key to her job is to ban men from the apartment.

For another type of man, they clearly belong to the high-quality men family compared to the stinky men who "want money and women too".

They want to pay to live in a female apartment as a guest.

Before I say the "no males" rule, I ask them with interest what they imagine a women's apartment to look like.

As a result, the descriptions of men of all colors are basically quite uniform.

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They didn't even know who the women who lived in the women's apartments were, but it didn't affect their confidence in imagining that they were the emperors of the harem.

I've heard a good man who boasts of his strong business talents give us advice: only one room on each floor is inhabited by men, and the other rooms are women.

This male room even if the price is more than 10,000 yuan, there are men to stay, it is recommended that we put this room out of the auction, earn more income, and the more powerful men who have the high price are estimated to be more popular with women;

There is also a benevolent brother who suggested that I do different themes on each floor, one floor is the net red sister's, one floor is the flight attendant's little sister, the other floor is the kindergarten nurse's, and I also think that the male residents on each floor should not be too much, and suggest that I raise the price threshold for male residents.

There is also a category of men, who are successful men (literally successful men, rich and powerful, and wives), some of whom want to arrange "little girlfriends" to live in the apartment, but also want to see if there is a chance to meet a new little girlfriend in the apartment.

Some want to achieve some ulterior motive as an investor.

There was a male boss who heard that we were going to build a women's apartment and praised us that this apartment was definitely worth investing in, and he wanted to fully fund us to open more such apartments.

I'm curious as to why he's so optimistic about this model, and he says that the little sisters in the apartment must have some girls who can be trained to convert into excellent PR girls.

He even gave us a price, saying that the cost of the public relations sister accompanying the liquor bureau outside was about 800-1500, and the money was given on the spot, which was definitely more direct than the young ladies shooting videos to do live broadcasts.

I said then you can find a public relations sister outside, why should you find a little sister who lives in an apartment.

He said that looking for the outside public relations sister is easy to be blackmailed by people, they are all people with heads and faces, and when the time comes, it is very difficult to make trouble, and looking for us is more aware of the roots, after all, the monk can't run the temple.

At this time, I will use the "male ban!" Women's apartments do not accept male occupants, nor do they accept investment from any male investors" The iron law slammed into their daydreams and tore at their delusions.

In fact, as a young woman, I still underestimated the degree of male malice towards women, and at the beginning we set the iron law of "male prohibition" to completely eliminate the possibility of apartment women being violently hurt by men and QJ.

After all, as long as a man can be allowed into a female room, he no longer needs to prove that he is safe.

And all the youth apartments in this world have the design idea of keeping a key for men (property managers, security guards) to come and go freely.

The good men of this world do not need to be certified for exams, regular annual reviews, they just need to self-proclaim.

Originally, we built a women's apartment for women, and the service team was all women, and we really didn't feel unreasonable at the beginning.

The concept of the apartment is also very simple and pure, that is, to give women living alone a comfortable and safe living environment and raise a kitten.

Apartment decoration and hardware are very suitable for self-media sisters to work at home, sisters live together without men or anything, have a care for each other.

Which day the sisters had a relationship, moved out of the world of two, and let the room out.

Let the other sisters who need it live in and that's it.

One day, when you are disappointed in your feelings, you will move back, live alone in silence, or spend the low time with your sisters.

Feminism forever !

But in the past two years, I have taken the initiative to contact our apartment projects and respond to all kinds of men with great enthusiasm, but I have re-recognized the degree of stench of male society for women.

It was an eye-opener, so shocking.

I am still too naïve, for the male society, as long as it is a woman, there is a commodity value, according to the logic of these men, women are eaten dry and wiped clean and do not even spit out the bones.

【Men are not allowed!】 This iron law, coincidentally, hinders the vicious intentions of these stinking men.

Yesterday was Chinese New Year's Eve, the construction progress of the "Girl and the Cat" women's apartment was in a hurry, the construction of the façade was finally completed, and the workers went home for the New Year.

The interior decoration also takes only about 3 months to deliver.

From tonight onwards, "she" is lit up like a torch, even if it is dark all around, I believe that more such lights will gradually be lit up.

The women's apartment is a paradise that does not restrict the freedom of women's lives, and "she" isolates the intentions of male society to harm women.

In this space, no woman will be maliciously harassed by men, violently assaulted, or even sold as a commodity.

I am Mandy, an independent woman from the Chaoshan region. This is the first work of our feminist team: "Men are forbidden! 】。

In 2022 we'll be launching another, larger feminist work: "Men Shut Up!" Please stay tuned, we will release it in June 2022.

——Retweeted from Summer and Glutinous Rice's Weibo

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