When I was a child, I only watched the jokes, but when I grew up, I found that this was about life.
I am Zhiyu, and today I will continue to take you to relive the story of the jianghu of Tongfu Inn.
When the book was picked up, Jinyi Wei collapsed the roof of the county court in Qixia Town, and Fan Daniang, who was carrying the stolen goods, was also in the middle of the head door by Fang Liang, and the stolen goods were recovered, and the case was closed.
The people from the capital said that they would leave, and there was no compensation for the losses of the county, so Lou Zhi County sent Xing to the capital to ask for compensation.
When Xing Yutou left, he handed over everything to Xiao Liu, and specifically instructed the people of the Tongfu Inn not to give Xiao Liu a drink, for fear of making trouble.
But Lao Xing's front foot had just left, and lao Bai on the back foot had a verbal battle with Xiao Liu, and unconvincingly let Xiao Liu drink wine.
But just after half a drink, Xiao Liu played a drunken madness, took a saber and slashed around, frightening the guests to crouch on the ground and dare not move.
Tong heard the chaotic sound downstairs and hurried down with Xiao Guo to check the situation.
Xiao Guo was not accustomed to Xiao Liu's behavior, so he quarreled with Xiao Liu, and with the strength of the wine, Xiao Liu handcuffed Xiao Guo with a handcuff in one breath.
Xiao Guo took a look, you can, Yan Xiaoliu, dare to handcuff me, today you don't say clearly, I am not finished with you...
Saying that, He and Xiao Liu moved their hands, and everyone stopped them, but they didn't expect that in the panic, Xiao Liu was also handcuffed, and just two people were stuck on both sides of the handrail of the stairs.
Unless the handrail of the staircase is slashed with a knife, neither person can leave.
Xiao Liu looked at it, okay, you bunch of people dared to handcuff me, and if you can't find a reason to handcuff me today, I won't leave.
But in this way, it also affects business.
So Tong thought of a way, pretending to say kiss to Xiao Liu, let him go to see people's homes, blind dates can be, but tomorrow can be, that also said a lot.
If you can't count it, then count it again.
In the evening, Tong Treasurer let Dazui pretend to cut people, first performed in front of Xiao Liu, cut off one of Lao Bai's arms, and tried to scare Xiao Liu away, but Xiao Liu was afraid, but shrunk in the stairwell and did not run.
So he said with a big mouth: "Yan Xiaoliu, you also said that you are a catcher, you see your instigation, go home and drink milk!" ”
Xiao Liuyi listened and hurt his self-esteem: "Li Dazui, what do you say?" Well, if you don't hack me to death today, I won't be Yan Qing's 19th generation grandson."
Big mouth heard confused, do not play cards according to common sense, forget it, "I will hack you to death another day."
Xiao Liu also did not forget to reply, "You will go to jail another day."
Xiao Guo watched the joke and asked him if he was afraid?
As everyone knows, Xiao Liu has long seen that they are acting, but he just wants to see what tricks they play.
Xiao Guo saw such a bold Xiao Liu and couldn't help but feel good about him, praising him for becoming a good catcher in the future.
Xiao Liu was also very happy, and some people praised him.
Tong saw that it was not possible, so he made another plan.
Decided to set fire to it, pretend to be on fire, and see if he didn't run for his life?
So the crowd shouted, "On fire, on fire," and ran out with large bags and small bags.
However, the play was too fake, and it was still seen by Xiao Liu.
Xiao Guo asked Xiao Liu, what if it is really on fire?
Xiao Liu said, take a knife and cut.
Xiao Guo asked, where to cut?
Little Six said, cutting the railing.
Xiao Guo said, what if the railing is constantly cut?
Xiao Liu said, just cut his arm, cut his hand, Xiao Guo can escape. As a catcher, with his heart set on the people, it is nothing to lose an arm.
Xiao Guo did not expect that Xiao Liu was so selfless, and instantly felt that Xiao Liu was too kind, and the favorability level of "Oh Oh" went up.
So he said to Xiao Liu sarcastically, "I remember your human feelings, just when you have cut off a hand for me."
At this time, the show that was eavesdropping outside the door was a little jealous, what is this not done, just lead the love of others?
Even the treasurer also praised Xiao Liu, such a man is called a grandfather.
Xiu Cai thought, no, this is worth it? He said that he was going to rush in to stop them, but fortunately he was stopped by Lao Bai.
After experiencing "life and death", Xiao Guo and Xiao Liu began to talk about life and ideals again.
Xiao Liu said that his ideal was to be a good catcher.
Xiao Guo felt that Xiao Liu was already a good catcher.
Then he said softly to Xiao Liu: "My father said that a good catcher can't let good people suffer a little grievance, nor can you let bad people taste a little sweetness."
Little Six was deeply encouraged. Gradually, the atmosphere became subtle.
Suddenly, Xiao Liu interrupted the topic, "Can you do me a favor?"?
Xiao Guo was stunned, what help?
Xiao Liu asked Xiao Guo to close his eyes first and then tell him.
This scene is not very ambiguous, just like the scene of kissing in a love drama.
Xiao Guo smiled shyly, closed his eyes, pouted his mouth, and waited for Xiao Liu to go up.
But the next second, Xiao Liu took off his clothes, which was to...
Only to hear Xiao Liu say, "Okay, I'm ready, open your eyes."
Turning his head to look at Xiao Guo pouting, he felt inexplicable.
Xiao Guo heard something wrong, opened his eyes, saw Xiao Liu naked, shouted that he was shameless, and slapped Xiao Liu's face as he spoke.
Xiao Liu was aggrieved and asked Xiao Guo why he was beating himself?
As you might think, Xiao Guo misunderstood.
It turned out that Xiao Liu was just itching in the back and wanted Xiao Guo to help him scratch it at once.
When Xiao Guo heard it, he was not embarrassed, so he helped him scratch the itch. The two scratched and sang, "Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting your ass with your neck..."
This picture is also a bit... There's always a feeling that something is wrong...
Xiu Cai outside the door saw everything in his eyes, he really couldn't bear to see Xiao Guo and Xiao Liu so close, so he directly rushed in and let Xiao Liu take him away.
Xiao Liu, who could be woken up by Xiao Guo, decided to make a good catch and would not arrest others indiscriminately.
He also thought clearly, and would no longer stubbornly lie in the Tongfu Inn, asking everyone to help cut the chain.
On the other hand, the last time Xiao Bei's head ceremony, the major bosses sent a lot of gifts over, but Tong Treasurer was afraid of Xiao Bei Huo, so he refused to give one to Xiao Bei.
Looking at so many good treasures, not a single one could reach his own hands, Xiao Beigan looked anxious, but there was no way.
Among them, there is an undefeated red flame knife in the East, cutting iron like mud, blowing hair and making a decision, such a good thing, Lao Bai likes it very much.
Now the need to cut the chains came in handy.
But Xiao Bei did not allow it, it was her thing, and she was afraid that someone else would break her sword.
At this time, Tong came over and told Xiao Bei that he would naturally give it to her when he grew up.
Xiao Bei said unconvincedly, "I have grown up, this is not a knife but my first gift, you always say that when you grow up, when do you grow up?"
I have nothing but the broken quilt, you see People Qiu Xiaodong, even the key to the vault is in the hands of others."
Tong Treasurer: "That's because people know things in Xiaodong."
Xiao Bei asked rhetorically, "Don't I understand things?" Can't I even manage my own stuff? Can't I even get this bit of trust? Sister in Law. ”
Tong felt deeply guilty that he did not take into account XiaoBei's feelings, so he agreed to Xiaobei's request and returned her things to her.
In fact, this is also a common problem of most parents, not to give children the right to autonomy, but the original intention of parents is afraid that children do not know the depth and do not cherish their own things, which is also reasonable.
But more or less to give children a little freedom to make their own decisions, to respect their growth, let them feel their importance, completely refuse to be allowed, proper guidance is very important.
Little Bey was proud.
The next day, Xiao Bei took the Kanto candy and ate it happily, and the Tong treasurer took a look, where is the money to buy candy to eat?
Listening to the voice of Xiao Liu outside the door, "Stop, did you hear it?" "My lord, this knife is really what I got!"
It turned out that Xiaobei had exchanged the red flame knife and the small trader for Kanto sugar.
Children are indeed skinny, not good to discipline ah...
After all, things are abnormal, and Xiao Liu is unbelievably normal, so he has to arrest the small traders and ask for guilt.
No matter how the small trader said that he had been wronged, he did not listen to others' explanations, but fortunately, everyone explained the situation in the past, so that the small trader survived.
At the same time, in order to keep the environment in the city and the air good, Xiao Liu, who lacks the heart and eyes, does not let the swill truck enter the city, causing each family to carry the swill water to the outside of the city for one mile, which is too troublesome.
Xiao Guo, since the last handcuff incident, has been deeply trapped in the good feelings for Xiao Liu, and cannot extricate himself.
She felt that Xiao Liu was willing to cut off her hand for her because she liked herself, but after all, Xiao Liu had not clearly stated that she liked herself, so it was difficult for her to determine Xiao Liu's thoughts.
Take the initiative to ask, she is also a face-seeking person, strange and embarrassed, so she used a sugar gourd to tempt Xiaobei to help her ask.
Xiao Guo asked Xiao Bei to ask such a familiar millennium problem: If I fall into the water at the same time as your master, who will you save first?
Xiao Liu's brain circuit was clear, but he thought that his master had encountered something, and kept asking Xiao Bei what was wrong with his master? Xiao Bei was confused and could only identify Xiao Guo, so Xiao Liu dragged Xiao Guo to ask endlessly.
Angry, Xiao Guo didn't want to talk to him anymore.
Tong Andi, who knows the situation, gave Xiao Guo an idea, if it can be proved that Xiao Liu likes Xiao Guo, Tong Treasurer will let Xiao Guo visit his relatives for a month, and conversely, Xiao Guo will help pour swill water for a month.
Xiao Guo happily agreed.
Lao Bai wrote a test for Xiao Liu, but Xiao Liu couldn't read, stuttered, and didn't finish reading a sentence for three minutes.
Literacy should be the most basic meaning of reading, read more books is still good, otherwise it will be embarrassing like Little Six.
There was no way, Lao Bai could only read it out to him, or the original question, "Xiao Guo and your master fell into the river at the same time, who do you save first"?
Xiao Liu said that he must save Xiao Guo first, because his master can do dog planing. If not, then I'm sorry Xiao Guo.
Xiao Guo's beautiful mood was not beautiful at once.
Pretend to be generous and bring the conversation to the next question: Who is your favorite in this world?
Xiao Liu didn't even think about it, so he directly said that it was his master.
Xiao Guo angrily and directly angered him, except for your master?
"My seventh uncle and grandfather, his three nephews, my fourth aunt and his little cousin, my sixteenth aunt and her second husband's third brother-in-law..."
Steel straight man, yes, it's Xiao Liu like this...
Xiao Guo was even angrier when he heard this, and asked him to say that he must say a person who did not stick to a little kiss.
Tong Treasurer friendly tips, find one in Seven Heroes Town.
At this time, Xiao Liu really came up with one, "Second Lady".
Xiao Guo yelled in a hurry, who are you talking about?
It turned out to be the dog raised by the widow of Song on East Street and her daughter,Because everyone who caught biting, that is, not biting Xiao Liu, so Xiao Liu liked it.
Looking at everyone's expressions, Xiao Liu was embarrassed and asked rhetorically, must it be a person?
Isn't that? At this time, Lao Bai reminded him again, just looking for it in the store, Xiao Liu immediately smiled and said that he was old white.
The anxious Tong treasurer reminded him that he had to be a woman.
Xiao Liu immediately pointed at Tong and said, "That's you."
At this time, Xiao Guo was anxious and casually jumped out a sentence, "It must be surnamed Guo."
Xiao Liu was shocked, and his heart drifted through a hundred thousand whys, and even Lao Bai and Tong Treasurer were dumbfounded.
In order to alleviate everyone's embarrassment, Lao Bai hurriedly asked the third question: "In our shop, who do you most want to have dinner with?"?
Xiao Liu immediately said, do you still need the surname Guo?
As soon as I heard that I didn't use it, I was in charge of the Tong treasurer, after all, I didn't have to pay for it, and this cheapness didn't take advantage of it.
Xiao Liu looked at everyone's expressions and felt that he had said the wrong thing again, so he hurried away after saying a word.
At this time, Lao Bai and Tong told Xiao Guo to concede defeat, but Xiao Guo did not hit the south wall and did not turn back, on the pretext that Xiao Liu was just embarrassed.
Therefore, Xiao Guo had a plan.
The next time Xiao Liu came, she deliberately approached XiuCai to see if Xiao Liu was jealous to prove everything.
In the afternoon, Xiao Liu passed by the Tongfu Inn, and Lao Bai and Tong The Treasurer immediately pulled him in and said that they wanted to invite him to tea. Old Six heard the happy fart and fart came in.
At this time, Xiao Guo began her performance.
She slowly approached Xiucai and spoke softly to Xiucai.
Subsequently, Xiucai sat on a stool, but Xiao Guo deliberately sat on the table, approached Xiucai and said, "My favorite thing is your reserved and introverted personality, you will never tell the truth, this is what I like about you the most."
Xiu cai was just about to say something when xiao Guo's hand covered his mouth.
At this time, the little six sitting on the table was only regarded as a joke, a vigorous smirk.
Suddenly, Xiucai said anxiously that Xiao Guo's skirt was dirty. It turned out that there was a piece of ink on the table, and Xiucai wanted to say it several times, but he was blocked by Xiao Guo's words.
Xiao Liuyi laughed even more when he heard it. Xiao Guo ran back to the backyard angrily.
Looking at this scene, everyone knows that there is no drama, the joke is also finished, And Xiao Liu asks about the water?
Lao Bai and Tong immediately changed their faces, "The water is still burning, you go back!"!
Little Six is unknown, so you pulled me in to drink water, and now let me go, what is this for? Be all abroad......
This time it was unsuccessful, and the unwilling Xiao Guo wanted to try again. In the evening, she would wait for Xiao Liu to come to dinner and ask in person.
In the evening, after Xiao Liu came, Xiao Guo immediately came out to smile and greet them, letting the two of them eat first, while pretending to feed Xiao Liu gently, Xiao Liu was a little impatient, and suddenly pushed her aside, and the chopsticks fell to the ground.
Xiao Guo deliberately said that the chopsticks fell to the ground.
Xiao Liu took the chopsticks on the table and asked him to take another pair from them.
Xiao Guo refused.
But the chopsticks were right in front of her, so Xiao Liu asked her to pick them up herself.
Xiao Guo postponed saying that people's waist hurts!
Xiao Liu said, that's like I pricked a horse step, and then a hand fishing, your arm is long, you can always pick it up.
Xiao Guo excused himself and said that his arm was sore!
Little Six let her use the foot clip, take two feet and a clip, one connection, bend over and save, how good!
Xiao Guo was angry and asked Xiao Liu if he could help her pick it up?
When Xiao Liu saw it, then help her pick it up.
But when Xiao Liu walked over, Xiao Guo deliberately stepped on the chopsticks to prevent Xiao Liu from picking it up, and Xiao Liu asked her what did she mean? She said it wasn't interesting.
Just loosened her feet, when Xiao Liu was about to pick it up again, she stepped on it again, loose and tight, back and forth, back and forth, over and over again.
Annoyed with Xiao Liu, he hit Xiao Guo's foot with his hand, causing Xiao Guo to scream in pain.
Xiao Liu mistakenly thought that Xiao Guo was insulting him again and again, and angrily let out words, and did not come later.
Xiao Guo was also angry, and love could not come.
Lao Bai and Tong The Treasurer hid behind and laughed.
Like it or not, it is already clear at a glance.
Xiao Guo's heart was uncomfortable, and at this time, our Tong Treasurer Small Class started again:
Oops, like it or not, you can't force it.
I've always wanted to ask you a question, if it weren't for the hand-cutting incident that day. Will you still like him?
Xiao Guo: Probably not...
That means you don't like him.
Because if a man makes me grateful, then I am willing to give my life to him; if a man moves me, then I am willing to give myself to him.
But Xiao Guo did not understand the difference between gratitude and emotion that Tong said, so she wanted Tong to help her one last time.
Give Xiao Liu an embroidery bag to see if he can receive it? It's proof that he likes himself or not.
Tong had already seen everything, but she understood that xiao guo must see the truth clearly, and after hitting the south wall, she might turn back, so she gladly agreed.
The next day, Tong handed the purse to Xiao Liu and told her that it was embroidered for him by Xiao Guo.
But Xiao Liu did not accept it, telling everyone that he was a catcher. The implication is that he cannot take bribes.
He misunderstood that everyone was not allowed to enter the city because of the swill water truck, and wanted to open the back door.
He said that on his first day as a catcher, he had his own principles: one did not accept gifts, two did not eat please, three did not tell the truth, and it was a pipe dream for a small favor to think of a way.
Beauty, don't even think about it.
It turned out that he thought that everything Xiao Guo did for him was a beauty plan, all for swill...
Xiao Guo listened, this person was not saved, frankly conceded defeat, she counted her words, all the swill water she wrapped.
But I didn't expect that at this moment, Xiao Liu said that if Xiao Guo was tired, he could help her carry it.
Listen, eh? Got a play?
Xiao Guo immediately became gentle, and Lao Bai chased after him and asked him the last question of the test that day: Who do you want to spend the rest with the most?
Xiao Liu asked, "Let's choose from your shop!" Then Xiao Guo"!
Xiao Guo immediately turned from sadness to joy and shyly ran to the backyard.
Leaving Lao Bai and Tong Treasurer dazed, the facts have repeatedly proved that it is obvious that Xiao Liu has no other thoughts about Xiao Guo, so what is this?
Therefore, Lao Bai asked Xiao Liu again, why did he choose Xiao Guo?
It turned out that Xiao Liu was afraid that he would not choose Xiao Guo, and Xiao Guo would have to bite him to death, after all, Xiao Guo was carrying swill water for him.
Tong Treasurer passed by with a blank eye.
The road of feelings, slowly boiled it, and finally boiled into a Hibiscus Po.
Lin Huiyin once said: "Between people, if the soul cannot resonate, communication cannot be the same frequency, just a shallow encounter, it will eventually become a strange road, their own end of the world." ”
Some people just go through something together, and simply meeting them doesn't mean that love will arise.
In a relationship, when you wonder if he likes you or not, most of the time the answer is no.
A person is not the kind of good that you like, in fact, everyone has their own perception in their hearts, but what we are afraid of hearing is not the answer we want.
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