Since ancient times, china has a custom, that is, every New Year's Festival to paste couplets, especially during the Spring Festival, get a few pieces of red paper, write a beautiful meaning of the couplet, that is joyful. No, a farmer wrote a new couplet and pasted it on his doorstep, but he didn't expect the contents of it, and he almost caused himself the disaster of killing, so today we will tell this interesting story.
On that day, the sky was clear and the wind was harmonious, and Qianlong Ye took He Yan and Ji Xiaolan to a private visit, thinking of visiting the people's feelings. Looking around, all the good mountains and good waters, Qianlong Ye was in a very comfortable mood, walking, they came to a slightly remote farmhouse, a few huts are very shabby, but at the door of the house, there is a new couplet, compared with the hut, it is very conspicuous, Qianlong wanted to go up to see, what this family wrote.
As a result, when I took a closer look, Ji Xiaolan was "frightened" at that time, Qianlong's face became quite bad, and the atmosphere of the scene dropped to the freezing point, and the couplet was written like this:
Shanglian: Fight all over the world to eat meat
Downlink: Only the emperor is in charge
Horizontal: The offering of all peoples
The above "emperor is in charge" and "the people are provided" are too dazzling, good you are a diaomin, not only want to "eat the meat of the world", but also want to "be the emperor, provided by the people"? Don't want to live, do you? Qianlong looked at the guards beside him and gave them a look, and the guards did not say a word and directly broke through the door, and soon several peasants were taken out and pressed to the ground.
Although they did not know who was coming, judging by their words and deeds and clothing, they were either rich or expensive, and they begged for forgiveness, although they did not know what they had done wrong.
Thanks to the boss's cleverness, he quickly judged that Qianlong, who was standing in the middle, was the "boss", and then said to him: "This big old man, the three of our brothers are all mountain village men, honest and responsible, never did anything that hurt heaven and nature, what did we do wrong?" Qianlong's face was livid, and he looked straight at the dazzling couplet.
The old man suddenly realized, and immediately explained: "Lord, I will explain to you, our brothers and parents died early, they are all poor eggs, this couplet is our self-deprecating use!" ”
"I am a hunter, this shanglian 'fight all over the world to eat meat' is talking about me; the second is a gambler, addicted to pai nine every day, in our place, the nine points on the card field is 'the emperor', so this lower link 'only the emperor is in charge' is written to the second elder, hoping that he will win more money; and this horizontal batch, naturally written by the third brother, since he was born, there is a problem in the brain, stupid, and he will not work, every day to go to each family to beg for food, is to eat a hundred meals to grow up, so the horizontal batch of 'the people to provide' is to say that he said. Don't get me wrong! We have no intention of rebellion! Please look into it! ”
After listening to the explanation, and then looking at the three brothers whose clothes were worn and their faces were full of vicissitudes, Qianlong naturally knew that they did not have the guts, and at the same time, this rural villager was so able to speak the Tao, and he wanted to be a talent, and reading the couplet again was getting more and more interesting, Qianlong couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the boss saw the situation and breathed a sigh of relief.
Qianlong turned and walked away, and asked his subordinates to give them some silver, maybe they could do something in the future, the boss who got the silver two was so excited that he could not speak, and kept kowtowing to Qianlong's back, and then he quickly tore off the couplet, he knew that the next time would not be so lucky.
(Note: Not the main history, the wild history of miscellaneous bojun laughed)