Alcoholic Tiger Zi (novel serial) "Episode 122" Wang Lamei came up with three tricks

Tiger was drunk.

He almost finished drinking the bottle of liquor again. When he was just drunk, he hummed the tone of the Peking Opera "Wise Tiger Mountain - Fighting the Tiger on the Mountain". Among his classmates, Li Lina and Sima Dong were a little drunk, and the others were not too drunk. Everyone beat the beat and sang together with the tiger, and everyone around them came to see the hilarity.

As the train progressed, there were more and more people on board. The aisles were crowded with people, and it took a lot of effort to go to the toilet to squeeze through and squeeze back.

It didn't take long for the tiger to stop singing, and he began to hunch his head, as if he were lifted up to speak, but could not lift up. Everyone saw that he seemed to be sleeping, so they let him sit down by the window. Wang Lamei sat next to him and took care of him.

The corners of the tiger's mouth drooled, and Li Lina took out her own handkerchief to wipe the tiger, and Wang Lamei said, "No, I have a clean handkerchief here." Li Lina was so angry that her face turned blue, and after a while she turned purple again.

Tiger Zi fell asleep leaning against the window, and Li Lina sat diagonally opposite Tiger Zi and watched Tiger Zi. He saw a thick black hair growing on the tiger's head, which stood like steel needles on the tiger's head, forming a beautiful little flat head.

There were black and shiny eyebrows on the eyes, and the eyebrows were as angry as swords and tigers, and if he opened his eyes, he could see his clear water eyes and black jewel-like eyes. Slightly cocked high nose like an eagle hook. It was as if she could see two rows of white jade teeth inside her lips. On either side of the head grows a pair of fan-style ears that can give birth to good fortune. It is said that at this time, Maitreya Buddha had a blessed ear.

The whole face of the tiger is white and shiny, slightly wheat bran-colored, and the facial features are decent and angular.

Li Lina Weiwei closed her eyes, thinking about the appearance of the tiger: the tiger of one meter and eight meters stood in front of her eyes, he was as strong as steel, like a mountain standing in front of her eyes, looking at her with a smile. Suddenly she left her again, and she shouted loudly: Tiger, tiger! But the tiger still has no remorse. Her tears flowed involuntarily, and she wanted to cry, but did not dare to cry out.

Tiger Zi couldn't even sit still at this moment, he couldn't stop lying on his back, either he was going to touch the small tea table, or he would lean on Wang Lamei's body, Wang Lamei had to help him, and after a while, Wang Lamei was tossed and exhausted. Everyone had to let him sleep on the seat, and the tiger slept in the three-person seat, and his feet could not be extended, because the aisle was crowded with people, there was no gap, so he had to let his legs curl up.

He is not honest when his legs are curled up, and he will pedal forward from time to time, so that the people who are pedaled by him have a lot of opinions, and they all say: If you can't drink, drink less, you see his virtue, it also affects us, it is not easy for everyone to go out. Everyone had to take turns grabbing his legs to prevent him from stomping around, and after a few hours, everyone was exhausted.

I read a book called "Bill's Experience" in a book called "Bill's Experience," which says, "An alcoholic is an ugly guy when he's an alcoholic." This is not false at all. As Tiger's alcohol dependence worsens, his behavior will become uglier and uglier. It will reach the point of scorn.

Suddenly, with a "grunt..." sound, the tiger vomited, he was lying on a stool and spitting out to the sky, the popular saying is: live broadcast. His vomit, with the help of the eruption power of the tiger's abs, flew everywhere, some stuck to the roof of the train, some fell on everyone's body like a goddess scattering flowers, and the passengers who were sprayed with vomit said loudly: Nausea is dead, you have to lose my clothes.

The unpleasant smell of tiger vomit is everywhere, there is a foul smell after food fermentation, and a strange smell after alcohol is digested, which is combined to be: smelly. Everyone covered their noses and stared at them with very dissatisfied eyes.

Wang Lamei hurriedly came out and explained, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for everyone!" He was drunk, indeed drunk! I'll wash your clothes later!" Sima Dong and Situ Nan also came out to say good things to everyone, and the compensation was not.

Someone said, "No, we don't want you to wash it, we want him to pay me new clothes, my clothes are the new clothes I just wore this morning." Others began to echo: Yes, new clothes. Wang Lamei was overwhelmed after hearing this, there were more than a dozen or twenty people who were soiled by the tiger's clothes, if they had to lose, how much money would be needed! As soon as she was in a hurry, she "wow" and cried.

Everyone saw that Wang Lamei, a beautiful girl, was crying, and she didn't speak. At the critical moment, Wang Lamei took out three tricks of the woman, one cry, two troubles and three....

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