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After lunch, I came to the suburban river as usual, and got together with a group of swimrs to play a stimulating winter swimming exercise.
You need to warm up before winter swimming, and during the warm-up is small talk.
On the river, there are diving, videotaping, and some standing bare-chested in the cold wind and squirting nonsense. At this moment, everyone is very happy, and the words are joking with each other, almost without any cover. No matter which swimmer jumps, it doesn't matter if the jump is good or not, the posture is not correct, what is important is that winter swimming, which tests people's extreme sports, can greatly exercise and improve people's endurance.
At three o'clock, another swimmer came. When he first arrived, he said he was a little dizzy, and when I asked him why he was dizzy, he said, "I drank it all last night." ”
I asked, "Can you drink enough?" How much wine did you drink last night to make you drink like this, and you haven't eased up yet? ”
He said: "The two people first drank a bottle of white wine, then began to drink red wine, and then drank four more bottles of red wine. After drinking the red wine, it was a bit sexy, and the two of us ran to the disco and began to drink beer and sing, and drank eleven more bottles of beer. The beer was low, and we couldn't drink it happily, so we ordered a bottle of foreign wine to drink. When this bottle of foreign wine went down, we both held our heads, and only then did we feel that we really couldn't drink it, so the two of us stared at each other in the disco for a while, and then went home separately. I don't know how I got home. Today is the weekend, I don't have to go to work, I just slept until more than ten o'clock, it was almost noon, and my head was still dizzy. I don't want to eat it at lunch, and I will be sick to my stomach when I eat a little. ”
I said, "You're drinking a lot!" Still young! I can go home now by drinking half a pound, and I can go home with memories. More than half a pound, as long as it does not exceed too much, can also go home, but after going home, most of them have no memory, fragments. ”
Swim swimmer replied: "I also broke the film last night, and I don't know how to get home." I woke up this morning and found myself lying in bed. To be honest, although I woke up, I still felt like a dream, my head was confused, and I felt that I was still drinking and singing in the disco. ”
Hearing him say this, we all laughed.
He talked about his discomfort before lunch, and said helplessly that he still had a wine stall tonight.
The guy said, "When it was hard in the morning, I swore I would never drink it again and would have to rest for a few days." After eating lunch, lying in bed in the morning after waking up, slightly relieved, felt less uncomfortable, a friend called, said that in the evening a few good buddies gathered, I don't think I should think about it. As soon as your younger sister heard that I was going to drink again in the evening, she smiled and said to me: You really have no face, and you swore in the morning that you would not drink. It was just a little bit, and I started drinking again. ”
He finished speaking with a self-deprecating grin on his face.
When I heard him finish, I also smiled and said, "Guess what is the most capricious group in the world, swearing with gambling curses, and the most disgraceful group?" ”
A buddy next to him smiled and said, "I know, drinkers are the most faceless and skinless group in the world!" ”
After he said it, we all laughed and laughed, and we agreed with him.
Think about the number of times I've been drunk countless times in the decades I've been at the liquor store. When drunk, he also vowed to quit drinking more than once, at least to give his body a few days to rest before drinking. However, as soon as the uncomfortable energy passed, as soon as the friend called, he forgot the uncomfortable feeling when he was drunk and could not live, and vomited until he had to spit out bitter bile. Not only me, but when the drunkards are drunk, what drinker does not swear to quit drinking in his heart? What drunkard didn't start fighting again after not getting upset?
There is an old saying in the liquor store: don't drink, don't drink and drink, drink and drink more.
It can be said that the people in the liquor store repeat this process over and over again under the vow of repeatedly getting drunk and repeatedly gambling and vowing to quit drinking. (The picture comes from the network, if there is infringement, please contact the author to delete it as a thank you!) ）
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