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I heard that no matter how good-looking a beautiful woman is, she will have facial anxiety,
Always not confident enough in your appearance.
As a middle-aged woman who has given birth to a baby,
Just want to laugh.
Not only facial anxiety, heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are anxious.
But you will also find that
As long as the P-chart technology is good, it can kick over the pig feed.
As long as the filter is chosen well, it is like eating Elder Tang.
The woman who will P figure,
You definitely deserve it!
As long as you look good,
You don't have to care about the "dead or alive" of your husband and children.
If you say, young people are more beautiful in the circle of friends,
That middle-aged man is competing in the circle of friends!
I wonder if you have ever had such a moment:
Middle-aged mother for their beauty in the circle of friends,
It doesn't matter whether the husband or child is dead or alive.
Want to send a beautiful photo in the circle of friends,
There is only one criterion: pick the most beautiful one.
Whether the husband is a double chin and a big belly,
It doesn't matter if the child is closed, blurry, ugly to cry,
As long as you are thin, white, and beautiful,
Decisively send a circle of friends.
Who says middle-aged women are indecisive?
At least we are on the road of sending a circle of friends,
It has achieved "great righteousness and annihilation of relatives"!
Also warn the big pig's hooves not to send a circle of friends,
Photos that have been reviewed by the person can only be sent.
What's up?
I look beautiful in my circle of friends,
But in the circle of friends of her husband, she was ugly and blind,
What does it mean to let a mutual friend see it?
It was a serious social accident.
Middle-aged women's daily life is real,
The only "vanity" is all contributed to the circle of friends.
Film selection is like the emperor choosing a concubine,
Try seven or eight or nine more filters,
Until I found one that best represented my own appearance,
Skin grinding, cheeks, light spots, skinny legs...
The copywriting should also be carefully carved,
At first glance, it looks unremarkable,
In fact, it is all about careful machines behind it.
I have to say,
We are all pursuing the highest realm of martial arts:
After the circle of friends sent out,
Keep an eye on likes and comments,
Then indulge in the praise of the eight parties and can not extricate themselves,
I feel like I'm really that beautiful!
However, do not sneer at the woman P chart,
Understand that for middle-aged women,
Exercise costs time, maintenance costs, makeup takes effort,
Or the P-chart is the most popular.
Meitu is in hand, you have what I have.
A cover of filters, no one loves.
Maintaining decency is the spiritual goal of middle-aged people to live.
The circle of friends sent a few beautiful photos of themselves carefully crafted,
He flattered himself without hurting others.
Whose life is not a chicken feather,
Whose beauty is not deteriorating,
P-chart software is an anesthetic for middle-aged women.
But, on second thought,
How can this be a P-chart?
This is nothing more than a restoration of the old woman's beauty sealed by time!
Group relay P diagram,
It is the greatest respect for the sisters.
For women, the P figure can be big or small.
To a lesser extent, it is just a woman's self-congratulation.
To a large extent, it directly affects the baseline of women's social networking.
When sisters meet, not taking pictures is equal to seeing in vain.
After taking the photo, if you only P yourself,
Regardless of the "dead or alive" of others,
Then even if you pull open the safety bolt that your friend broke with you.
After all, people have carefully maintained the beauty of the circle of friends for so long,
It was ruined by a picture of you.
This is not a small belly chicken intestine,
This is simply a "great shame".
The standard operating procedure would be as follows:
Send a photo that everyone can accept to the group,
Then start taking turns P chart,
One sister P is good, the next sister is P,
After all, only you are the one who knows you best in the world!
Finally, after the sisters collectively confirmed ok photos,
Only then is it eligible to circulate to the circle of friends.
In this way, it is considered to have completed a sisterhood that everyone is happy about.
The face of every old mother,
All with the work injury of raising a baby!
Before taking pictures of the baby, there are only two kinds of good looks:
This one looks good, that one looks good.
After taking pictures after giving birth, there are only two kinds of ugliness:
This one is ugly, that one is even uglier!
Sometimes the whole family hangs out together,
The wind and the sun are beautiful, the flowers are red and willow green,
Angle to find good, pose well,
Let the husband and children click at themselves.
Imagine yourself as beautiful as a flower,
Beauty bombing in the circle of friends!
You can take a look at your phone,
Short and round, rough skin,
Get rid of a female version of Li Kui.
It's too hard for a middle-aged woman to take a good-looking photo.
It would be nice to pick out one out of 100.
The angle is not right, and the appearance value becomes thin.
The expression did not care well, and the second changed to Liu Grandma.
How ugly can I sometimes look at my own photos?
I think I'm so ugly, my husband hasn't abandoned me,
Then he must be in true love with me...
Such an ugly photo, not to mention the circle of friends,
Even if you can see it yourself, you can be shocked!
A word immediately appeared in my heart:
It really answered the sentence:
One white covers three ugliness,
One old destroys all!
Seriously, in fact, every middle-aged woman is not stupid,
Life is sluggish, the years are merciless,
Everyone is busy earning tickets, managing children, living a life,
People to middle age, even if the factory hardware is good,
Who is younger and more beautiful than whom?
The beautiful photos posted in the circle of friends,
More or less mixed with a little moisture,
We all know it.
But give each other a thumbs up, write a "really beautiful" message,
It is kindness and encouragement to friends.
The purpose of the P-graph,
Beauty may not be the most important,
Most importantly, just be happy!
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Author: An Yushi, family education instructor, media columnist, the perfect combination of rationality and sensibility, elegance and sloppiness. Some of the pictures are from the Internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.