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In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

The long river of history is running endlessly, there are calm waves, there are also waves, let Xiaobian take you into history and understand history.

Swearing has a long history in Our country, for example, we often say that "two hundred and five" may be the earliest swearing story that has been handed down, the Warring States family Su Qin lobbied the nations, admired the six countries, the scenery is the same, but also made a lot of enemies, and finally was assassinated in the State of Qi.

The king of Qi wanted to avenge Su Qin, and for a while he could not find the murderer, so he thought of a plan, let people hang Su Qin's head at the city gate, and posted a list saying that Su Qin was an internal thief, and whoever killed him would get a thousand taels of gold and hope to receive the reward.

As soon as the list came out, four people claimed to have killed Su Qin, and the King of Qi said that they were not allowed to pretend, and all four of them insisted that they had done it. King Qi said, "One thousand and two pieces of gold, how much will each of you four get?" Four replied in unison: "One man two hundred and five."

King Qi angrily said, "Come on, push these four 'two hundred and five' out and behead them!"! Since then, "two hundred and five" has become the endorsement of fools and fools.

In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

Our Chinese is broad and profound, and if we only talk about cursing, Jin Yong has an incisive description in the "Deer Ding Record": "Hong Chao led five hundred soldiers and soldiers, learned some curse words from the Luocha troops, and shouted and cursed under the city. It's just a pity that the Luocha people are despicable and wordless, the words of swearing are limited, the soldiers shout and scold, the meaning is very mediocre, and there are only a few words of "you are a stinky pig" and "you eat feces" and the like. Wei Xiaobao listened to it for a while and was very bored."

A famous insulting article in history, a "Yuwen for Yuan Shaoyu Prefecture" written by Chen Lin, because the scolding was too wonderful, temporarily cured Cao Cao's migraine; there was also a "Discussion of Wu Shuo" drafted by Luo Bin Wang for Xu Jingye, which scolded Wu Zetian to the point of no end, and Wu Zetian directly called such a talent unusable after reading it, which was the fault of the prime minister.

It can be seen that swearing is also a great skill, our most common is to open the door, flesh and blood, crazy laughter and scolding, absurd and uninhibited to write the world's "wine color power and wealth" of the "Golden Bottle Plum", scolded all the people in the world who can be cursed, let alone thieves dog talent, thief killing talent, thief prisoner root and other thieves as the prefix of the swear words, just to say that there are too many animals involving pigs, dogs, monkeys, monkeys, donkeys, ducks, turtles, horses, shrimps, eels and foxes, etc., which can be described as all-encompassing and extreme.

In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

The scolding in "Water Margin" is also direct, Lin Chong was sent to Cangzhou, sent to see that he did not pay money to buy, scolded: "I see that you are a thief with an army, your face is full of hungry literature, and you will not be traced in your life!" A stubborn prisoner who can't be killed or tortured! You thief's bones, fall into my hands, teach you to crush your bones."

Just like many of us now curse people, it may be a bush scolding seat, or it may be a vixen scolding the street, most of them are simple and direct, go straight to the subject, eager to eat each other alive, because the colloquial sayings are clear at a glance, which is far less than the ancient text twists and turns, such as Confucius scolding a disciple: "Rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dung is not decaying."

In the "Thirty-two Years of Zuo Chuan and Gong Gong", it is recorded that Qin Mugong wanted to fight Zheng Guo, and After analyzing the pros and cons, Uncle Qin mugong felt that it was not feasible, and Qin Mugong angrily said to Uncle Jian: "How do you know? Zhongshou, the wooden arch of the tomb".

Zhongshou refers to living not too long, saying that if you die in the middle of life, the trees on your tomb should be so thick with their hands together, which probably means that you are an old immortal, no matter what I do.

In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

Historically, chinese people pay attention to etiquette and pay attention to cultivation, especially cultural people, always can not be like the city scoundrels, open their mouths, what ancestors eight generations, pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep, and no longer involve physiological organs, this is insulting to Sven, so it is elegant and graceful to scold, is superior.

Qian Zhongshu wrote scolding in "Siege of the City", euphemistic and funny, which is particularly interesting to read, saying that a driver broke into bad breath and scolded because the car broke down, scolding and scolding, with only one meaning: the car is willing to have a physical love affair with the mother and grandmother of the car.

In the ninth chapter, Sun Roujia said of Fang Hongxian: "Still say a few words, leave some room, you have to argue, let you argue, I rinse my mouth, no longer open my mouth." I don't argue with you, I'm afraid of dirtying my mouth, fang Hong is gradually angry and can't pull her up, forcing her to argue with herself, and I have no choice but to punch her body.

So sometimes this seemingly understated, non-explosive swearing is more powerful.

In the Ming Dynasty, Li Kaixian wrote a poem "Drunken Taiping • Taking the Mud Swallow Mouth", which satirized the shameless people who were insatiably greedy: "Take the mud swallow mouth, cut the iron needle, scrape the golden Buddha's face and search carefully, and find nothing out of nothing." Quails look for peas, herons chop meat on their legs, mosquitoes have grease in their abdomen, and the old man is at a loss."

This old gentleman, you grab the mud in the swallow's mouth, cut the iron on the needle, scrape the gold on the face of the Buddha statue, and find it in nothing. Also looking for peas in the throat sac of the quail, chopping some lean flesh on the legs of the heron, cutting grease in the stomach of the mosquito, you really get your hands on it, I guess this ironic old gentleman is eager to find a seam to drill into after listening to it.

The more severe the scolding, the more the person who may be scolded is not painful, not itchy, and does not know, and after suddenly realizing, he can only shout: "Anger me too."

During the Qing Dynasty, there was a clan royal family named Ai Xin Jue Luo Shuangfu, nicknamed ShiQing, who once served as an envoy, but he was greedy and corrupt, and he did no evil, and the people hated it to the bone, and dared to be angry and dare not speak out.

One day, a man gave him a couplet that he had ostensibly touted: "A soldier is a confidant; a gentleman is a good person." After reading it, Shuangfu was very happy and framed it and hung it on the wall.

In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

Later, a person saw it and said that this couplet was scolding you, and then explained, and the double rich man was so angry that his eyes were tilted and his nose was crooked.

This couplet is very clever, and the upper couplet comes from Sima Qian's "Book of Baoren An" in which "a soldier dies for a confidant", conceals the word "death of a person", and secretly scolds that the time of death is imminent.

The lower link is from the Tang Dynasty Li Yanshou's "History of the North": "Qing Ben is a beautiful person, why be a thief"? Conceal the phrase "why be a thief" and secretly scold a thief.

And the first two words of the upper and lower joint are "Shiqing", that is, the number of the double rich, alluding to its people, which is what we often say that scolding people without dirty words, scolding elegant and subtle, but the effect is even greater than the naked straight to the point.

Similarly, the Liaozhai Zhiyi records such a couplet: "One two three four five six seven; filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty."

1234567, here "forget the eight"; the Analects speak of the eight virtues of life: "filial piety, compassion, loyalty, faith, etiquette, righteousness, honesty, shame", and here "shameless". Together, Wang Ba was shameless, and later some people used this alliance to satirize Yuan Shikai, the great thief who stole the country.

In ancient times, how to be polite and cursed, we culture people, do not explode foul language

There is also a more elegant, the poem Saint Du Fu satirized those conservative literati who ridiculed the "Four Masters of the Early Tang Dynasty": "Ercao's body is destroyed, and the rivers and rivers are not wasted." The scolding is not dirty but cheerful. He scolded Tang Jun: "Hearing that the murderers are on the water, women are mostly in the officers and soldiers." Han Shui killed a lot of people, but many women were left in the barracks, and you said what you officers and soldiers were going to do.

Five generations later, after Shu surrendered to the Song Dynasty, Lady Huarui, the favorite concubine of Emperor Meng Chang of Later Shu, angrily wrote: "140,000 people were disarmed, and none of them were boys." But the seven-foot man was greedy and afraid of death, willing to be a prisoner, really not a man, and scolded deeply.

The ancients said: "Laughter and anger are all articles." Not exploding foul language does not mean that you cannot swear.

Well, today's sharing ends here, and we'll see you next time

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