If Song Zhiqing had chewed gum, he would have gone to Wu Zetian's bed long ago

Text: Zhongshu Sheren

It seems that those who have written about the poets of the Tang Dynasty, including some so-called historians in the past, have built a coffin to determine the character of Song Zhiqing, which is the same as the subconscious identification of Yuan Shu as a scumbag.

What gods are lei lei, what are the fresh clothes and what horses, and there are large paragraphs of similar texts between them, hoping that they can also verify the character of Song Zhiqing?

Today, to briefly talk about Song Zhiqing, I personally do not think how bad his character is, and the judgment of historical figures needs to be put back into the personal background of the family of the era in which the person concerned was at that time.

If according to a single standard, Li Bai Du Fu Wang Wei, all have stains, I will not elaborate here.

Song Zhiqing may be the most daring of the Tang Dynasty poets, do you know who his sister is? It was the only female emperor Wu Zetian, and most people did not dare to look up at this tigress, and Song Zhiqing almost succeeded.

It is better to call him "the ancestor of the Vinaya", rather than to call him "Song Bold".

I analyzed his guts from his family lineage and his own physical defects.

His father was Song Lingwen, the first hercules in the Tang Dynasty, Song Lingwen was a Xiao Wei officer, he once subdued a mad cow with his bare hands, and he also pulled off the horns with both hands, and the mad cow thought he was crazy; he made a bet with his classmates when he attended the cadre training class, and finally lifted the pillars in the hall hard, this is not Optimus Prime.

Song Zhiqing should have inherited some of his father's kung fu, not only handsome and handsome but also large and muscular, that is, "the new Book of Tang" said "the question of great posture, eloquence", and the previous years of acting in television called Yang Shuo is very similar, no way, the girls like this tone.

Although the image is good eloquent, but Song Zhiqing has a fatal drawback is bad breath, and it is stubborn bad breath, and fox odor is the same as not raising the arm is fine, as soon as the arm is raised, it is dim and dark, and it is impossible to avoid it without wearing a breathing mask.

People with physical defects are destined to be deliberate to cover themselves up, which is also the law of conservation of energy. Since bad breath can't be cured, let's make more achievements and make a name for ourselves.

Song Zhiqing did what he said, he was admitted to the jinshi to get the position of senior secretary, and Yang Jiong, who wrote in the early Tang Dynasty Sijie, "Rather a centurion, better than a scholar", became a colleague, and also pointed out Yang Jiong's life as a person, how to sneak and pat the horse, and later Yang Jiong went to Yingchuan to be the secretary of the county party committee, and there was a credit for Song Zhiqing.

Song Zhiwen won two famous poetic wars in history.

The first was a propositional essay organized by Wu Zetian, the oriental qiao who was determined to win was cut off by Song Zhiqing, and seeing that the mink coat that Wu Zetian rewarded was obtained, Song Zhiqing expressed his disobedience on the spot, improvising poems to shoot the empress's ass, and Wu Zetian finally gave the mink coat to Song Zhiqing, which is the real "pickpocket coat".

The second is the "Battle of the ColorEd House", which is heard of by elementary school students, and it is as popular as the "Flag Pavilion Painting Wall". It was organized by Emperor Zhongzong of Tang, with Shangguan Wan'er as a mentor, and finally Song Zhiqing put Shen Qi's PK away. There is no way for anyone to let the family write "do not worry about the end of the bright moon, there are night pearls to come" more positive energy, more evocative and long.

The prestigious Song Zhiqing is supposed to be able to do this, but children born in the family of small officials, coupled with their own physical defects, will be extremely insecure once they stop drilling and climbing.

Why can the two little white faces of the Zhang brothers be wu Zetian's "face head" and call the wind and rain in the imperial court, I Song Zhi asked Zhang Yizhi to give Zhang Yizhi a urinal pot when he was full of jinglun to hide the universe.

In order to hold his thigh, Song Zhiqi once gave Zhang Yizhi urine, which was respectfully held, and this section is also recorded in the New Book of Tang.

This kind of flattery, now think about it is actually not a big problem, dick silk counterattack do not serve others with a urinal pot is really nothing, is to eat shit that is also fragrant.

Song Zhi asked how many poor literati can do this kind of painstaking drilling spirit? Isn't this the literati version of "crotch humiliation"?

When you listened to this history of Song Zhiqing, you laughed, did you ever see the hope in his eyes?

Just as Dai Jianye's passage about the Poet of the Tang Dynasty is not good, it is also to see his wife to fall under the flow, but no one will even the bones of the literati with the slightest method!

The urine pot finally worked, and the Zhang brothers kept praising Song Zhiqing in front of Wu Zetian, saying that Song Zhiqing was not only physically strong but also very careful to write poems to the empress.

For example, he affectionately wrote to the empress, "The Ming River is unstainable, I would like to take advantage of the chalk to ask for help", Your Majesty the Empress, can I let Song Zhiqing and the Zhang brothers form a group to serve you.

Wu Zetian was obviously moved, but women, especially empresses, natural cleanliness is very large, there are too many men to choose from, she solemnly told Song Zhiqing: Your mouth is very smelly but you are very gentle, I know all this.

Song Zhiqing was once again crushed by the aesthetic defects, and if he had chewed gum at this time, he would have been in Wu Zetian's bed long ago.

After Wu Zetian stepped down, he was demoted to Guangzhou, he could not stand the barbaric land, and ran back to Luoyang, the famous sentence "Closer to the hometown is more timid, do not dare to ask people" is written at this time, of course, I am sorry to say hello, you are back from prison.

Later, in order to wash himself white, he reported to Wu Sansi that his friend Zhang Zhongzhi had taken him in, resulting in the killing of Zhang Zhongzhi's entire family. Although it is recorded in the New Book of Tang, this incident is also mysterious and controversial, and it is also unwarranted.

Like Song Zhiqing burying his nephew Liu Xiyi alive, it is enough to prove that Song Zhiwen did it.

Song Zhi asked if you like Liu Xiyi's "the flowers are similar every year, and the years are different" will not kill your nephew with your own hands, just like if you like to eat sugar and garlic, do you have to kidnap people who eat hot pot?

If the "New Book of Tang" is still barely credible, but the "Chronicle of Tang Poems" that records Song Zhiqing's killing of his nephew, like the "Miscellaneous Wanderings of Youyang", are all paragraph masters, and it is good to look at it as lace news, after all, no one today has to go to the trouble of studying to drill some historical problems, and often regards gossip and wild history as established history.

Song Zhiqing is a person of great enlightenment, and the sacrifice text he wrote to Yang Jiong said that "since ancient times, all are dead, immortals are wen", and Wen Tianxiang's "Life has not died since ancient times, leaving Dan's heart to take care of Khan Qing" all have the strength of pure masters.

Well, let's talk about it here, all by memory, too lazy to go through various historical materials, and I will use my mobile phone to edit it in the future. In addition to forwarding in the circle of friends, there will be no more active publicity, and those who have a chance to see it.