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I hadn't worried much about my son's composition before, because he usually spoke in a set of words, and any word could jump out, and I thought that writing was not a problem for him.
But I was wrong, and I found that he said it was one thing and writing it was another.
Therefore, for children, when it comes to writing essays, it is time to test his ability to make up stories!
Writing or something, for primary school students, too difficult, can explain things clearly is very good!
This has also made a lot of jokes, which is hilarious
You see the above, the teacher's meaning is obviously "less than forty years old" and "middle-aged women" repeated, let him delete, he has that ability to change after becoming another problem, the mother looks at it to faint [cover her face].
So, whenever I feel like I need to reduce stress, I will look for essays written by elementary school students to see, and you can't find north with a smile.
Elementary school students' essays, there is a topic that each of us can not escape, that is, "My father, mother, grandfather, grandmother" and so on.
Mom and Dad bear the brunt of it, and the child's words are unscrupulous, the mouth is not covered, this one is not careful, the child and the parents of the little grudge will be exposed in the composition of the primary school students!
It is said that parents teach children not to fight, but children pound up, sharp and stubborn, can make the popularity half dead, as long as the fight is not light (exaggeration, joke).
The following primary school student was beaten for a reason, because he did not do well in the exam and was beaten by his father.
Probably because he didn't feel the pain of being beaten enough, in the process of his father still beating, he said to his father: Have you not eaten?
If I were this dad, I would definitely feel provoked: little bunny cub, you see if I have eaten!
Take a closer look, oh, that's not what he meant, he listened to the teacher and cared about his dad!
The teacher laughed badly when he saw it, and thought to himself, I let you care about your parents, and I didn't let you care about it at this time! [Cover your face]
There are also little girls, because their fathers did not make decisions for themselves, wrote an essay in one breath - "Useless Father".
Why is it useless for Dad not to make decisions for himself?
The little girl complained in the composition, saying that her father was obviously a manager of a company and was very angry in the company. Dad also often told her that he was daddy's little lover and would give her the decision at any time.
As a result, she once failed the exam and was punished by her mother, who did not dare to say a word.
The little girl belly slander: also said that she would make decisions for herself, and even her own wife could not manage it, it was really useless!
At first glance, it is a little girl who spits on it, and it can also make people feel that her father loves her mother very much, and she is a very happy family.
However, she also gave the example of a classmate's parents, so that people can look at it again, and it feels wrong.
This kid has such a thought, but he can't help it! Mom and Dad have to reason with her.
You think children don't understand anything, but they're all ghostly! When the adult spoke, he seemed to be careless, doing his own thing, in fact, at any time, he braced his ears and listened to the conversation of the adult.
The point is that he seems to understand it, and he will add his own imagination and explanation.
No, there was a child who connected the dragon with his father when he was looking at the picture and writing words, and the father's secret could not be hidden.
Only to see this child write very frankly: I heard my father say that he was served by a dragon!
Hahahahaha, laugh to death.
The teacher's comment was even more absolute: Please sign your mother!
Really, when adults talk, really avoid children. Of course, this dad's behavior needs to be well reflected.
Some children, when writing about their fathers, should obviously be considerate of their father's hard work, a touching article, but the result is that because of the difference in words, the teacher made a big red face.
Please read the following essay carefully, especially the wavy line section~
The teacher simply did not see it, and directly commented: parents can't show everything to their children, please sign the parents!
After Dad saw it, he felt that he was too wronged and had a hard time discerning.
In fact, the child wants to write "on the face", and the result is that the "face" is missed.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Emma, I burst into tears! Embarrassment value burst, too sympathetic to this father ~ [laughing and crying]
Do you think kids will only write "unconsciously funny" essays? In fact, they will also write some very tear-jerking articles.
For example, this Henan primary school student's full score essay:
In the child's heart, what is most needed is not good food and good clothing, but the company of parents.
And some parents, although they also accompany their children, but people are absent-minded, which is easy for children to feel that they are superfluous and unloved.
This little friend finally plucked up enough courage to confide in the essay "Daddy, I want to say to you".
He said that his father held the mobile phone every day to look, look, as if the mobile phone is a life-sustaining machine, a piece of fat, is a vacuum cleaner, sucked out all of his father's mental strength.
And when facing himself, he was always perfunctory, and he didn't feel his father's concern for him at all.
He said he wanted his dad to put down his phone and play with him, which was the happiest thing he felt under the sky. To this end, he is even willing to exchange his life for it.
It's really sad to see this.
Some parents are like this, you tell him that some of the problems that the child has are because of the lack of companionship, he will tell you: I am with the child every day, how can the child lack companionship?!
I would like to say: such companionship, it is better not to accompany it!
Children's writing, whether it looks funny or touching, is inseparable from his experience and observation in life.
Sometimes, we will see children write essays, the words and sentences are very similar, that is because when they write essays, they do not add their own "true feelings", in order to complete the task, they use the formulas or sample texts that the teacher usually gives.
To write a good essay, we must first cultivate the child's observation ability and feeling ability.
What the eyes see, what the body feels, what the ears hear, what the nose smells, what the mouth tastes, what comes to mind, these are all directions that can be described and expanded.
The second is the ability to describe, parents can be like a game with their children, you and I sentence by sentence, what you see, hear, feel, say, slowly cultivate the child's ability to describe and express.
Then there are the deductions and segments, what is the theme of the composition, how to distinguish the primary and secondary, which requires more writing and practice, and slowly you can find the feeling!
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