Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died

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Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "Honey, why did you go so early, I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!"

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Just now at the entrance of the courtyard, I met a bear child who set off a cannon and threw it at the feet of people, and I walked over to him very kindly and asked him: "Little friend, what about your parents?" The bear child looked at me with a bear-like defiant face: "I came out to play alone!" Depend!" As soon as I heard this, I was relieved, and I cleaned him up on the spot, and now I am so comfortable.

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00:00 on February 14. Female: (Nervously texting the boy) "Dear you are sleeping?" Male: "Must not be!" Female: (very excited but pretending to be calm and romantic) "Then why don't you sleep, do you know what day it is?" Male: "Must! Manchester United play Real Madrid! 3:45! Isn't that waiting!!!." Then there was no then.

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High school classmates asked a few of us to play better to go to their house party, at the station to gather him to pick us up, I just arrived at the station to get off the train saw a group of classmates have arrived, carrying a variety of milk, all kinds of wine, and I did not buy anything, suddenly a flash of inspiration, turned around and chased the bus shouted "Master stop!" I forgot my stuff!" I was proud of my wit when I saw the car stop!...... Stop... finish......

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This morning I slept lazily, dreaming that I was breastfeeding my son, and suddenly a phone call came and I was confused. "The weather is so good, come out and play?" At that time, my mind was still unclear and I muttered casually, "Don't make trouble, I'm feeding my son!" There was silence over there for a while before I hung up the phone, and I woke up instantly, looking at the call log, Nima! It was my classmate who had a crush on me for a long time, I was still a single big girl, sub-Ao'ao...

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A young mother carried her daughter to the hospital. The daughter innocently said, "Mom, what are we going to do?" Mother: "Needles~ " Daughter: "Why do you want to get injections, what did the needle do wrong?" Doesn't the injection hurt?" ...... Five minutes later, my daughter began to growl: "This is a needle hitting me ~ this is a needle hitting me..." (transferred from: dig a paragraph)