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Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

An ant saw an elephant coming toward him and buried itself in the soil, revealing only one leg. The passing rabbit saw it and asked what the ant was doing, and the ant said softly, "Shhh, don't make a sound, I tripped that dog day." ”

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

The next day, the rabbit saw an elephant burying itself in the soil, showing only one leg, and asked curiously what it was, only to see that the elephant's eyes were suddenly filled with tears, and said sadly: "Yesterday that damn ant tripped my brother and fell into a plant elephant, and I want to avenge my brother, at least I have to trip him up with a schizophrenia." ”

The rabbit encountered a hurried ant on the road, and kindly advised him to avoid the elephant, and the ant scoffed: "Damn the elephant, I really don't know how to lift!" Let him pat his ass and walk away, be careful that you are not polite to him! Dare to spread wilderness on your territory..."

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

The ants tripped the elephant into a serious injury. In the evening, the rabbit saw the ants walking in groups in front of the house, and hurriedly asked one of the ants: "Why are you going with so many ants?" ”

The ant replied, "The elephant was tripped and fell, caused by our companions, and now the elephant is in urgent need of blood transfusion, we donate blood to the elephant!" ”

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

The next morning, the rabbit saw the ants coming back in a mighty way. Then he asked one of the ants, "How did you come back?" The ant said, "Fuck, there are so many brothers, the blood type and the elephant are different, only one is suitable for the elephant's blood type, we left him there to donate blood, and the rest all came back." ”

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

Not long after, the elephant was discharged from the hospital, he gathered all his brothers and sisters, and peed on all the ant holes that could be seen, and the rabbit saw it and wondered: "The ants are kind enough to donate blood to you, why do you take revenge?" The elephant said angrily, "This is the most poisonous trick of the ants - the blood-donating ant has AIDS..."

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

On the second day, the rabbit found that the ants had died in large numbers, so they ran to ask the ones who did not die," the ants said with great wit, "Some of the elephants only came back from abroad, with sars!" ”

Humorous story: The feud between elephants and ants

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