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Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

author:Liao Xiaoyu
Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Mobile mahjong tables, panoramic skylights, and four-seaters that can be wandered around, and wherever they are opened, they can put together a table.

There is also a special configuration of the side storage box, playing mahjong hungry can be directly snacked, known as the most able to prevent Alzheimer's disease of the elderly music invention.

Not only is the mahjong technique first-class, but the driving technology must also be first-class, otherwise, if you are not careful, you will drive into the ditch.

Such a novel and interesting, incomparably strange invention, but in fact, no practical value, is from the hands of "hand-made Geng", who is known as "useless Edison".

First, the father's teaching: work more, talk less

In 1988, "Handmade Geng" was born in Baoding, Hebei Province, a family of welders, who has always been taciturn and technically known, and his father, who was known for his skills, gave him a handsome name: Geng Shuai.

Geng Shuai, who did not love to read since he was a child, had no interest in poetry and song, scorned the class flowers and school grass, and his favorite thing was manual work, especially obsessed with welding technology, often pestering his father to teach him to weld stainless steel.

Geng Shuai's excellent hands-on ability made his father feel pleased, his craft could be passed on, and his father was naturally satisfied, but what made Geng Shuai happy and worried was that the boy's academic performance could not come up.

The more he didn't love culture classes, the more he was obsessed with handicrafts, and Geng Shuai stumbled and dropped out of junior high school, and at that time he realized that the world was so big that he wanted to go for a walk.

How can you see how the world can crouch in one place and not move? That's a lot of resignation.

For more than ten years, Geng Shuai has been to five or six cities to work. Restless Geng Shuai, who has played miscellaneous, sold mobile phones, entered construction sites, and also entered factories, of which the longest job is a welder.

The father is a 30-year-old welder, and the only requirement for his son is: work more and talk less.

Although Geng Shuai does like to do manual work, but also likes welding, but the life of welders every day to get up early in the dark is welding, not welding here or there, not welding iron tools or welding stainless steel.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

No matter how obsessed with hobbies, it can't stand the blandness of life, Geng Shuai feels that such a day is really meaningless at a glance.

People who have no dreams are wandering everywhere, walking around the big city, Geng Shuai did not find his dreams, on the contrary, he would be more confused than when he first came out.

Second, in the year of establishment, decided to return to his hometown to fulfill the "handicraft dream"

In 2018, Geng Shuai, who had reached the age of establishment but achieved nothing, resolutely returned to his hometown despite his parents' opposition.

After a simple renovation of his yard and his own welding of steel greenhouses, a simple and practical "manual work" studio came into being.

Although there are often some rumors in the village, and his parents also advise him to turn back to the shore from time to time, Geng Shuai does not hit the south wall and does not turn back, even if he hits the south wall, he still does not want to turn back, this persistence can be called a master-level consciousness.

At the beginning, for the specific kind of handicraft, Geng Shuai did not have a specific direction, according to his idea, first engage in some manual hanging online sales, see the effect and then say.

As a result, the creative toys spliced out by the nuts, the strange stainless steel seats, and a series of strange handmade things were hung by Geng Shuai for sale on the Internet.

However, the dismal sales soon made Geng Shuai the poorest person in the village, and the customers who occasionally placed orders were still his childhood playmates, and the live broadcast room was also a door to door, and no one paid.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

This situation actually stimulated Geng Shuai's enthusiasm for creation, and he vowed to invent useful handicrafts.

Next, Geng Shuai proved with practical actions what is meant by planting flowers and flowers with heart, and planting willows without intention.

Soon, he invented a new product called earthquake emergency noodle eating artifact, when introduced in the live broadcast room, Geng Shuai told netizens that he especially hated shaking when eating noodles, especially when he encountered an earthquake, he would accidentally spill the soup and noodles.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Similar to the appearance of Fan Shaohuang, coupled with a serious explanation, and then put a little nonsensical spice, netizens immediately remembered this person called "handmade Geng", and some netizens jokingly left a message: Please give the earthquake due respect.

Since then, Geng Shuai has opened his path of nonsense handmade creation.

Another masterpiece roared in, this ring toy called "Brain Melon Collapse", which had the feeling of Thanos on the hand.

As the name suggests, this thing is used to play the brain melon, the brain melon seed must be buzzing, if the force is excessive, the broken watermelon is also minutes

affair.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

This artifact made Geng Shuai a hit, netizens specially named it "contemporary Edison", for a time the video of playing brain melons went viral on the Internet, and Geng Shuai gained the first fans.

For why this nonsensical handmade work will burst into flames, the explanation given by netizens seems to explain what: "The invention of handmade Geng, you look useless at first glance, think about it carefully and it is useful, and it is still useless to think about it in retrospect."

This strong sense of contrast and violation has satisfied the appetite of netizens, as well as that damn curiosity.

Third, the fame is getting bigger and bigger, and even Huang Bo has visited his home

The popular Geng Shuai never dreamed that his favorite Huang Bo would take the initiative to visit him, and also asked him for tips for invention, and it turned out that Huang Bo was looking for inspiration for his new role.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

What made Huang Bo not disappointed was that as soon as they met, Geng Shuai surprised himself, and after feeling the genius invention of handmade Geng, Huang Bo also had to admit that this guy's funny level was not below him at all.

It turned out that just when Huang Bo said that he was hungry and wanted to eat something, Geng Shuai showed him the best refrigerator lock he had invented.

The strange thing about this lock is that it is necessary to hold the handle and move continuously, in order to drive the gear to rotate slowly, and when the gear turns to a certain extent, the lock will be opened.

In layman's terms, if you want to open the refrigerator to eat something, you must first exercise the biceps to open the lock, which is undoubtedly a kind of torture for people who are hungry and have no strength.

Huang Bo also collapsed on the spot, and the lock was hard to shake open, and it was locked again without paying attention.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Fourth, the "wooden donkey" of the ten major torture devices in ancient times has aroused controversy

With more attention, Geng Shuai went more and more smoothly on the road of useless invention, but he still felt that what he invented was very useful.

Maintaining an original heart is especially important for inventors, and Geng Shuai is convinced of this.

Like what! Kill 1000 enemies, self-damage 800 boxing backpacks, it is estimated that those who run out will vomit blood and die.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Ties that can be used for self-defense, in peacetime are ornaments, once there is danger, they can become self-defense weapons, you say strange is not strange.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Broken treadmill, can not complete the task can not come out, if forced out of the cage, may be dangerous to life.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Netizens summed up these inventions of hand-made Geng and found a surprising law: the more complex the equipment, the more useless inventions will become in the hands of Geng Shuai.

These inventions, far from benefiting mankind, are like torture devices, which have little experience in use, but keep up with the execution ground.

Over time, Geng Shuai was given the title of "Shangshu of the Punishment Department".

Perhaps it is to cater to the love of fans, and it is more likely that Geng Shuai wants to take his road of invention to a higher level, so that his title of "Shangshu of the Punishment Department" is worthy of the name.

He made and restored the "wooden donkey" of the first of the ten major torture devices in ancient times, and as soon as this "wooden donkey" came out, the video was hot and quickly became a hot search.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

The fire is on fire, but it seems a little too much fire!

In addition to the praise in the comment area, there are more insults, and many netizens fiercely accuse Geng Shuai of being overwhelmed and disrespectful of women.

You must know that this torture device is mainly used to punish female prisoners in ancient times, and the reason for this can be made up by yourself.

Soon, the straightforward Geng Shuai apologized for the adverse effects of his unintentional actions, and he explained in the video that his original intention of making this "wooden donkey" was to achieve the effect of inducing people to vomit through rotation.

Coupled with the title of "Shangshu of the Punishment Department" that netizens gave themselves, the two were combined, and a carousel donkey was invented as soon as they patted their heads.

After apologizing, Geng Shuai deleted the relevant video for the first time, and also dismantled the wooden donkey that was in trouble.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

Fifth, in an interview with the central media, the mother complained that what her son did was useless, and it was useless "waste"

After the "wooden donkey" incident, Geng Shuai not only did not turn off the fire, but became even more popular, and even accepted an interview with the central media.

In the interview, Geng's mother said bluntly: "To tell the truth, I don't support him, I said that our village didn't get this." ”

Such a straight personality, it turns out that Geng Shuai is following his mother's personality, and his surname also complements each other.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

For these inventions of Geng Shuai, Geng's mother was disgusted.

In the eyes of my mother, doing these messy things can neither support the family, nor can she marry and have children, it is simply some useless "waste".

Geng's mother once worried that her son would not be able to marry his daughter-in-law and play a single stick for a lifetime, feeling that this child might have some problems.

Now geng shuai has gained fame and fortune, and the mother has finally relaxed her heart, but there is a point, her old man still feels that these inventions are really useless.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

In order to prove the original intention of his invention, Geng Shuai did not die and invented two new products for his mother in one breath.

One is a stainless steel wallet and the other is a stainless steel broom.

I don't know if Geng's mother will worry about her son again when she goes to the street to buy vegetables and pays for it and returns home to pick up an iron broom to sweep the floor.

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"
Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

The son has a heart, but the mother has not changed her original intention, always thinking that these inventions made by the son are really useless.

Even in front of the reporter, he did not show mercy to his son: "I think, not that it is useless, it is really useless."

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

As a grassroots inventor, the work is not recognized by the mother, but the uselessness of the handmade Geng works has made netizens flock to it and is very popular!

The popularity of hand-made Geng is not without reason, and the biggest explosive point is that it can cause a fierce debate among netizens about uselessness and usefulness.

A grassroots inventor who can put into practice, practice true knowledge, and create useless things with his own thinking and hands is a very useful thing in itself.

His educational and enlightening significance has gone beyond the work itself, and I would like to call it a benchmark for creative execution.

Writing this, have you found that Geng Shuai has some similarities with Andy Sheng, who hatched eggs when he was a child?

Handmade Geng: "Useless Edison" in the eyes of the media, netizens specially named "Shangshu of the Punishment Department"

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