From the second grade of junior high school, Xiao Ya loved Ah Hao for seven years. In fact, after graduation, I have always thought that this little emotion will disappear with the college entrance examination and graduation.
Ah Hao is indeed the most perfect crush I have seen in 21 years, perfect looks, perfect height, perfect IQ, and even perfect fingers. I can't even fantasize about Aho digging his nose. One day, Xiao Ya finished her morning exercises and stumbled upon this treasure. That day, I was almost pinched to death by Xiao Gan, and because she was excited, she pinched me, couldn't speak, and even jumped. Xiao Ya wanted to go back to the past immediately and meet Ah Hao on the first day of school. She kept asking herself why she hadn't seen him in over a year! Why, why!
Aho's classroom is on the third floor, and ours is on the fourth floor. From that day on, Xiao Ya always ran to the third floor to find excuses, took the initiative to collect English homework for me every day, and then accompanied me to hand over my homework. I begged her once, but she ignored me. However, Aho was really terrible. Even after class, he sat in his own direction to do his homework. Besides, he never talked to bad girls. We even suspect that he and Lin Zhicheng are a couple. "In fact, I think Lin Zhicheng is also good. Compared to Aho's poker face, he is more sunny and more smiling. "I've analyzed it." Then we will guard our respective war zones. "Xiao Ya, answer the phone.
Xiao Gan secretly observed Ah Hao for two months. I finally ushered in the school games. The school's rule is that everyone should get a playground. Unexpectedly, Aho moved a stool and slept there for two days. The sleeping position is definitely practiced! Money has a handsome face.
Xiao Ya could not bear this influence, and immediately decided not to limit itself to theft, and began a month-long follow-up journey. When I saw the photo she had quietly brought back, oh my God, it was vague. I was anxious to send her to the Hong Kong Paparazzi Centre to practice for two months and then let her go back, which she said was excitement and excitement.
She followed her once and took me with her, and then she felt like I was a bearer. She only knew how to eat along the way, which affected her performance, so she decided to play alone. I heard that Ah Hao lived far away and had to wait for all kinds of transportation, so Xiao Ya followed his home every time and returned to his home. Exactly a month later, she managed to get to know Ah Hao, and only then did she pluck up the courage to argue with Ah Zheng Da. As a result, my mobile phone was almost exploded by her that night.
"He remembers me! He remembers me! He remembers my name!! "
"Well, such a big god, how hard is it to remember your name outside the list!"
We have now experienced the middle school entrance examination and the college entrance examination. In later days, although I had never seen a boy more like a man than Ahao, I slowly forgot about him. I think Xiaoya is the same as me, but they are not.
One day, I waited for her for an hour at the door on July 11th, and she finally stepped on the rain.
"Eight centimeters, no wonder you're late!" I looked at her high heels and complained.
"No! I'm used to this now, but I looked for cosmetic contact lenses for a long time before going out today! ”
At this moment, I noticed her upper body, a black tight cross dress, which looked plain. Originally for the latest LV leather bag that stands out. Two huge Swarovski crystal earrings made me a little afraid of what she would do when she met a thief.
Xiao Ya took out her lipstick, put on her makeup on the screen of her mobile phone, and said, "Please accompany me to Thailand for a facelift next month."
"Huh?! "
She didn't seem to notice my expression and muttered, "Actually, our plastic surgery skills in our country are much better than in South Korea, and even Japan and Thailand are much better than South Korea." You see, Thailand can make men so charming, while South Korea only has a high plastic surgery rate and lacks skills. As long as you are responsible for eating, playing, and watching the Sherman show, I am a little afraid to go alone. ”
A month later, we arrived at a famous cosmetic surgery hospital in Bangkok as scheduled. After the expert consultation, Xiao Ya's face was covered with Mark's strokes. She resolved to open her eyes, cut her eyelids, put fat in, improve her hairline, cut her bones. In the eyes of this group of experts, no one in the world can see it.
As a result, I sent her to the operating room, just as I sent her to the execution ground. Before the operation, an agreement is signed to bear the risk of surgery. After signing, you need to prepare for surgery. After a few injections, you should start plugging.
In those two days, I asked her no less than twenty times, "Why don't you cut off your double eyelids and see what the skills in this house are like?" "She told me not to overwhelm her. She has now made up her mind. I shouldn't have asked her why she suddenly wanted a facelift. She replied, "I want to be perfect before I go to Aho."
"What the hell! After so many years, you still want to become such a bloody Su Wang Xiulan! We lost his contact details. All right. What if he ever loved you?! Besides, whether he likes women or not is also a matter of disagreement! ”
"You're so bored!" She kicked me.
"Don't touch it! You can feel that you are sitting in the confinement of the month now, and I can't afford to have acne on my face. ”
There was an awkward silence in the air, and Xiao Ya suddenly said: "Football is a goalkeeper who can score goals!" I'll try, if he really likes me, if. I really regret it. I added his QQ with the trumpet, afraid he would know it was me. I deliberately disguised myself as a small advertisement in the space. Later, I tried to influence him by fighting with other boys in front of him. As a result, he made me faint that night. ”
"You said if you don't do it. Maybe you even have kids now. ”
"Have you watched too many TV series?"
"It's because you see too little that the three views are so wrong!"
A crush on a person to the extreme is about this, becoming abnormal. I always wanted to stand in front of him in a perfect posture, even to have the courage to move the knife and gun to my face, but I did not have the courage to face him. I don't care. I ate all the streets of Bangkok alone. I can't. I don't know where to find Aho. I can't. Round-trip tickets are expensive, and I have to eat the book back.
Although Xiao Ya's appearance after surgery did not have much trauma, there was still some swelling and bruising. After removing the gauze, she took three minutes of photos and asked the doctor every five minutes if the swelling would be reduced. It wasn't until the tenth day that her cheeks finally returned to their normal size.
Later, the homework was simply completed. Unexpectedly, Xiaoya stayed in Beijing and Tokyo for two years, going back and forth to the operating table five times for plastic surgery. I only heard that drug addiction, I didn't hear that plastic surgery is addictive. You said that you liked to dress up more and more to sleep, and more and more like the feeling of looking at your relatives with your head held high, but so far, she has not gone to Ah Hao. This black sheep is a liar!
I used to think that crush is a world business, there will never be a loss of love, there will be no simple, there will be no infighting, and even for such a person to try to make themselves better. If you can do your best for a crush during adolescence, even if you never fell in love, it's a very lucky job. It wasn't until Xiao Ya wrapped herself in a mummy again and again that I felt that the crush was the most cost-making deal in the world. No matter how much you do for him in a corner of the world, how many times you feel like he can't sleep at night, how hysterical he is, no one will know.
Love is a movie of two people, but a crush is always a matter of one person, and you can only know the joys and sorrows during the period. May we all be proud to have such a heart, be brave and fearless, and take our time.
It seems that Zhang Xiaoxian is right. A real crush is a lifelong assignment.
#你有没有很卑微的纠缠过一个人 #