In the last issue, we talked about the civil unrest in Qi, when the two princes who had no access to the throne suddenly received a successful report, saying that they had been given the opportunity to inherit the throne. Although the two princes were in both countries, they invariably shouted "Oh yes". The four great joys of life: long drought and sweet rain, hometown encounters old knowledge, cave flower candle night, when the father and emperor die.
The two princes who received the good news each cried and laughed, and the person who sent the letter turned sharply, although your brother died, but there was only one place to sit on the throne, just as the so-called quota was limited, first come, first served, you two look at it. The two princes in the ju (jǔ) kingdom and the lu state respectively really had a sharp mind, and both immediately prepared to rush from their refuge to their hometown in the state of Qi. In fact, both the state of Ju (jǔ) and the state of Lu knew the significance of this, after all, the state of Qi was a big country, and whoever protected the prince ascended the throne was the beginning of good-neighborliness and friendship between the two countries.
Compared with the State of Lu, JuGuo has the advantage of geographical advantage, and Juguo is also very supportive of Gongzi Xiaobai, preparing cars and horses for Xiao Bai at the first time, and telling him to go on the road quickly, as long as he returns to the State of Qi, he can be reunited with the Xiaoxin family...
And Lu Guo also vigorously supported Gongzi Gui, and also sent an army escort to show his attention, Lu Zhuang Gong held Gongzi Gui's hand tightly when he sent off and said: There is no feast in the world, after you return to China to succeed to the throne, don't forget to settle the food expenses on lu guo's side... Gongzi Gui was also full of emotions, promising that as long as he returned to China and ascended the throne, he would definitely reward Xie Luguo heavily. Here Gongzi Gui just turned around to leave, Lu Zhuang Gong was again hugging Gongzi Gui, and instructed: There is another important thing that Gongzi must not forget, Lu Guo's hotel is also charged... Gongzi listened to the tears, "Okay big brother, let go, if you don't let go, I won't be able to catch the No. 2 car..."
The State of Lu was originally farther away than the Country of Ju, and after this bargain, the disadvantage of the Gongzi in geographical advantages was even more obvious. At this time, Guan Zhong, a famous man of thousands of years, jumped out, and he volunteered to ride lightly day and night, hoping to intercept him in front of Gongzi Xiaobai.
Guan Zhong is worthy of being a famous minister throughout the ages, with a unique vision and advanced algorithms, he calculated that Gongzi Xiaobai was sitting in a caravan and could not go fast. Under the chase of the starry night, he locked on the prince Xiao bai who was on the way back to China in time and accurately.
Xiao Bai saw Guan Zhong coming quickly from a distance, and he thought with his toes and fingers that he didn't hold his fart well. So the two of them began to pretend to greet each other, and Guan Zhongxian asked, "Xiao Bai, what do you want to do in this hurry?" Xiao Bai said, "Brother Wang is dead, go home and say congratulations... yes! No, it's going home for a funeral. Guan Zhong also said: "Whether it is a funeral or a happy event, it should be presided over by the eldest brother of the family, and your brother is now rushing home, so you don't have to rush on the road." Xiao Bai had not yet replied, and Bao Shuya preemptively argued: "The funeral is the king's family affair, those of us who are courtiers should not interfere roughly, besides, the fools all know what is going on here, you hurry up, it is useless to say more." ”
Guan Zhong looked at it, the words were all said on this, then don't say it again, anyway, I am both literate and martial, since Li Le can't convince you, then do it. Therefore, Guan Zhong pretended to retreat, stayed a hundred steps away, bent his bow and arrow and shot back. Guan Zhong was really a full-spirited archer of Wen Wu, and an arrow shot at the waistband of Gongzi Xiaobai's pants. Xiao Bai was also a graduate of Chinese opera, and immediately cooperated with Guan Zhong's arrow method and pretended to scream. Guan Zhong listened to the screams in the caravan and left satisfactorily, he thought that this time Gongzi Xiaobai was finished, even if he did not die, he could only return to the palace as a father-in-law.
As the saying goes, the wise man must have a mistake, Guan Zhong did not think that Xiao Bai was the champion of WC, and even went to the toilet with a gold belt. Moreover, Guan Zhong was originally a sneak attack, and no matter how thick his face was, he was not embarrassed to go back to give Xiao Bai a sniffle. In this way, Guan Zhong went back to tangle with Gongzi in confusion, and Junchen and his party slowly rushed to the old home of the State of Qi, but before the carriage and horse left the capital, the news published the news that Gongzi Xiaobai had succeeded to the throne in the State of Qi. At this time, Gongzi Gui and Guan Zhong were dumbfounded, and could only return to discuss the big plan.
Although Gongzi was backward in his journey, he regarded himself as ahead of his life, and the seniority should also be me to succeed to the throne of Qi. But as mentioned in the previous program, what is more legally effective than the primogeniture inheritance system is the established fact, even if he is the king designated by the thief of the chaos, he is also the king, the ceremony is the law, once the enthronement ceremony is held, the battle for the throne can only exist above the sword soldiers.
For the matter of Xiao Bai's ascension to the throne, to use an image metaphor, the courtiers of the State of Qi are like an egg waiting to be fertilized, whether it is Gongzi Xiaobai, or Gongzi Xiaohei, Xiao Green, Xiaohong, Xiaolan, the egg only accepts the first place of the long-distance running champion, and there is no difference between the second place and the fifth hundred. This truth is also the same as entrepreneurship, the success of entrepreneurship can not be copied, even if it is to copy themselves. As the wise quote goes, the first person to land on the moon everyone knows that his name is Armstrong, but what about the second? What's his name... Even the media in the countries concerned were not interested in him, let alone others.
Although the charm of the first place is unparalleled, but under the charm is also a hidden killing machine, why many people dare not try to start a business, rather than 996 all day long, do not dare to take the first step to the moon landing at will. Because once the business fails, the employee is still an employee, and the boss is no longer the boss. At this time, the boss Gongzi Gui had no way to retreat, either to become king or perish. And Lu Guo, who protected the prince, saw that the food expenses to be paid were adrift, and Lu Zhuanggong regretted it! Pat your thighs and shout, the cumbersome reimbursement process kills people.
Knowing his shame and then courageous, Lu Guo decided to send troops to interfere in Qi's internal affairs and put the "authentic" crown prince on the throne. However, the ascension of Xiao Bai to the throne on the side of the State of Qi has become a fait accompli, and Xiao Bai is eager to give himself a nickname now and put his seat in prison.
In this way, a war caused by a political earthquake is inevitable. Where is the opponent of the powerful State of Qi, the two countries look at each other, the Two Kingdoms slap past, and the State of Lu immediately instigates. Qi Huan Gong Xiaobai took advantage of the situation to send a letter to Lu Guo, in which he first told about the long-standing good-neighborly and friendly relations between the two countries, and then the conversation turned sharply, and Qi Huan Gong said that he missed the two important political figures who had boarded in your country. In the letter, Duke Huan of Qi expressed his longing for his brother, although he had become the monarch of the State of Qi, he still remembered his brother, and whenever he thought of brother's bright and bright smile, he could not sleep at night, hoping that your country could take the friendly relations between the two countries as the most important and extradite gongzi and Guan Zhong back to the State of Qi. The letter also particularly emphasized that Guan Zhong must be alive, Qi Huangong said, fresh to eat. And the gongzi correction, the status is noble, if the one-time extradition is inconvenient, it is recommended to extradite in stages...
After Lu Zhuanggong read Qi Huangong's letter, he could not sleep at night, Gongzi Tang has now become a hot potato, the final payment of food and accommodation expenses is far away, listening to Qi Guo's words, it can only be a person and money. In the end, in desperation, Lu Guo had no choice but to extradite Guan Zhong into a prison cart according to Qi Guo's wishes, but what about Gongzi Gui? According to the meaning of Qi Huangong, the identity of the brother is more noble, so it must be extradited in parts, the first extradition is the upper body of Gongzi Gui, after a while, the lower body of Gongzi Gui is extradited, and then assembled into the funeral (liàn) after customs clearance and returning to China...
Qi Huangong's trick of coaxing and scaring is to make lu Zhuanggong's bad guy image solid, you Lu guo extradite people seeking political asylum abroad, then who dares to believe you Lu guoren, moreover, Qi Huangong and Gongzi Gui are also brothers and sisters, anyway, I Qi Huangong can't bear to kill my brother, as for you Lu Zhuang Gong to kill my brother, then I can't do it.
In this way, guan Zhong, a famous minister, was loaded into a prison cart by Lu Guo and sent back to the State of Qi. As soon as the prison cart crossed the border, Bao Shuya hurried forward to untie Guan Zhong, and it turned out that Bao Shuya and Guan Zhong were the hair of young plum bamboo horses, and compared with killing Gongzi Gui, it was more significant to get a talent like Guan Zhong. Bao Shuya was ready to recommend Guan Zhong to be an executive of the State of Qi, but at this time, Guan Zhong became shy, and Guan Zhong blushed and said, "Logically, I should follow the First Lord, but old Bao you also know that I am greedy for money and afraid of life, and now I have not been able to be loyal to the Lord, now how can I go back to Qi country to see Xiao Bai!" Besides, when I saw Xiao Bai, he must have laughed at my bad archery skills..." Bao Shuya was speechless when he heard it, if you have a good archery method, I guess there is nothing for me to do now."
After some courtesy, Guan Zhong was still taken to the front of Jiang Xiaobai, the Duke of Qi Huan. Guan Zhong looked at Qi Huangong, who was not angry and arrogant, and his heart was full of anxiety and shame, and before Qi Huangong could speak, Guan Zhong hurriedly went forward to ask for guilt: "Wei Chen's arrow method is not good, and the capital crime is a capital crime", and the atmosphere in the room was suddenly extremely awkward.
Bao Shuya looked at his own small pot and did not open which pot, hurriedly went to the front round field, he said to Qi Huangong: "Guan Zhong shot you at that time, it was each for its own master, now we are a family, a family does not speak two words", Qi Huangong listened to it. Uncle Bao saw this and said, "Guan Zhong can be a hundred times better than me, he must stay today, if he leaves, I will not do it." Qi Huangong looked happy when he heard this, clapped his hands and said, "One word is certain, and double happiness is at the door." Bao Shuya looked at it, finished, embarrassed, and he hurriedly persuaded him: "If you are the king, you don't joke, you want Guotai Min'an to use me, but if you want to dominate the Central Plains, then you have to take care of Zhong, and the reason is to listen to me one by one." ”
Bao Shuya began to make a serious statement: "First of all, Guan Zhong is not moral, and others who go to war are charging forward and retreating in the front, but what about Guan Zhong? He always ran back with his ass and his head, shouting in his mouth, saying that he had an eighty-year-old mother in his family, and that he was an only child and could not die. Moreover, we grew up together, and I was really unsuspecting to him, and he and I belonged to the pit and abduction. The two of us do business together, and he always makes a small effort to take the big head, loses me, and earns his. You think, such a person who has no discipline and no bottom line, he can't do anything. If you want to dominate the Central Plains, you must use Guan Zhong. ”
Qi Huangong listened stunned on the side, and felt that what Bao Shuya said seemed to have a little truth, but he seemed to feel that something was wrong. I didn't expect that under Bao Shuya's sharp teeth, he would say that a person who did not talk about martial arts was so incomparable. Finally, under Bao Shuya's powerful emotional offensive, Duke Huan of Qi and Guan Zhong finally began the road of governing the country as one king and one subject.