laitimes

Novel: Li Shimin asks his son Li Ke to open his mouth

author:Zhoushan Pipe Gate Uncle
Novel: Li Shimin asks his son Li Ke to open his mouth

Li Ke's mouth was like a machine gun, and he put a bunch of cannons, making Li Shimin hesitate.

In the end, the teapot was placed on the ground.

He looked at Li Ke suspiciously and whispered.

, Shuo will give you a chance, if you dare to deceive Shuo, Shuo will let you take a bath!

Li Shimin's eyes were full of menace.

Just now Li Ke scolded himself several times, and he had to punish him.

"Oh, Father Emperor, we are father and son, how can a son-in-law lie to you?"

"Don't you know that your children have respected you and loved you since childhood."

Li Ke didn't say a word, and first slapped the horse's ass.

"Your mighty majesty, the image of swallowing mountains and rivers, and waving fangs, is what children worship and learn."

"Ahem!"

Li Shimin snorted coldly and urged.

"Hurry, say, what the hell are you going to say?"

It's just that the slight curvature of the corner of the mouth proves that Li Shimin's heart is still very useful.

"Father Emperor, although our Tang dynasty troops are strong, the strength of the cavalry is still a little worse, compared to the Turks."

Li Ke had a sad and compassionate posture.

"Nonsense, people are Turkic steppes, war horses are everywhere, all of them are grown up on horseback, can this riding be bad?"

Li Shimin rolled his eyes, this kind of common sense is still to show off, isn't this funny.

"Our Tang Dynasty war horses are scarce, the people are in poverty, how to exercise riding, naturally it is not better!"

For the problem of Datang, Li Shimin is very familiar with it.

But there is no solution.

"Hey hey, but Father Emperor, I have a way to make our riding skills better!"

Li Ke smiled and said hurriedly.

"Oh?"

Li Shimin frowned, looked at Li Ke suspiciously, pointed to the teapot on the ground, and said lightly.

"See? If you dare to deceive, you will be doubled! You know! ”

Li Ke's small head shrank and he nodded obediently.

"Okay, then you say." Li Shimin's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked like he was listening with his ears open.

"Father Emperor, what then, do you know the bow?"

Li Ke tentatively asked Li Shimin.

"Well, you're talking about the Han Dynasty period, that one ball, kicking around?"

Li Shimin nodded and said doubtfully.

"But what does this have to do with your riding skills?"

"Hey hey, Father Emperor, let's set up a game called Polo, the rules are similar to Keju, two holes, several people on both sides, all riding on horseback, holding poles, can only hit the ball and can not hold the ball."

"Hit the ball into the opponent's hole, in order to win, promote this game, and there will be a group of riding masters!"

Li Ke looked at Li Shimin carefully, saw his thoughtful look, and said hurriedly.

"Moreover, once it is promoted, it will definitely be popular in the Tang Dynasty, and if we hold a polo game in the name of the royal family, it will definitely attract the participation of countless people."

"At that time, the children of the nobles will definitely form a polo team, so that polo will spread to the people!"

"And the military can also promote polo competitions, so that soldiers can exercise riding skills and physical strength, killing two birds with one stone!"

"Especially the competition between the two teams, certainly can't rely on brute force, in which various military formations evolve, it is simply killing three birds with one stone, is the father and emperor moved?"

Listening to Li Ke's words, I have to say that Li Shimin was moved.

He understood that what Li Ke said was good, even if polo was not promoted, but only circulated in the military.

Both can greatly improve the riding skills of the entire army.

"Good, good."

Li Shimin nodded satisfactorily and looked at Li Ke with some surprise.

"You boy, the polo thing, you've been thinking about it for a long time, it's so detailed."

In Li Shimin's heart, Li Ke must have been thinking about this matter for a long time.

Otherwise, how can the rules of specific matters be spoken out so comprehensively?

There are even promotion programs.

"Oh, look at what father and emperor you said, this polo thing, didn't the father emperor come up with it yourself, and what does it have to do with his children?"

Li Ke smiled pleasantly and looked at Li Shimin and said continuously.

"Poof." Hearing Li Ke's words, Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha, yes, this is the way to come up with the painstaking efforts to improve the entire Tang Dynasty riding skill!"

"Father Emperor, you are really too hard, your sons and daughters are distressed for you, and they will definitely try to learn from you in the future."

Li Ke didn't say a word, and it was another horse ass slap.

"Hahahahaha!"

At this moment, Li Shimin looked at Li Ke's eyes that were full of softness.

Li Shimin also suddenly felt that when Li Ke was well-behaved and obedient, he was really cute.

"Father Emperor, you see, do you want me to let go, let me pinch your shoulders and pound your legs?"

Li Ke's eyes rolled and he said tentatively.

Li Shimin touched his chin, as if he were thinking about something.

"Polo is really good, but I don't know if the effect of polo is good or not!"

"That must be good, Father Emperor, the method you came up with must be useful, no matter how it doesn't work, the army can improve a lot."

Li Ke was a little anxious and said in a loud voice.

"Well, there's some truth to that!" Li Shimin nodded slightly.

"Well, take a sip and won't let you drink a pot!"

Li Shimin patted Li Ke's shoulder: "Look how good the Father Emperor is to you!" ”

"Aaaah! Li Shimin, you are shameless! Big pen! It's too much! vile! Don't talk about credit! ”

Li Ke was crazy, he had given such a good thing!

Li Shimin actually forced himself to drink urine!

tm, it's not human!

"Ahhh! Li Shimin, you are not a human being, you are not a human being! It's too much! Woohoo! ”

"Ahem!" Li Shimin's eyes flashed a cold glow, originally he just wanted to tease Li Ke.

Who knew that this bastard, whose nature was exposed, would curse himself so angrily!

In the whole world, who else dares to scold themselves.

Immediately, a burning anger burned in his heart.

, you continue to scold, scold, and feed more!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You big pen! What a liar! ”

Li Ke went straight into rage mode.

"It's so shameless, you're not a human being, how can there be someone like you!"

"The good guy is an emperor, what's the matter, you have to deal with a small child!"

"I'm your own son, do you have to?"

"Please, be a person, Li Shimin, if you continue like this, you will surely die alone in the future!"

"If you dare to feed me and drink, I will definitely retaliate against you in the future, and you will die!"

"Woo hoo, I don't want to drink!"

Listening to Li Ke's series of words, Li Shimin's face became more and more sinister.

"Do not do to others what you do not want, and drink your boy's urine."

Li Shimin looked at Li Ke with a gloomy face, and there was a cold light in his eyes.

Obviously, he was extremely angry.

"Contrarian! Mouth! ”

Li Shimin reached out and grabbed Li Ke's chin and squeezed Li Ke's mouth.

One hand picked up the teapot.......

Read on