Fiction: Li Shimin threatens his son Li Ke

"Let you go?" hehe? ”

Li Shimin sneered.

"In the matter of passing on the national jade seal, you can be counted as having made a great contribution, but you can't offset it!"

"And, with the mistakes you made, your credit is not enough!"

Li Shimin looked at Li Ke with an arrogant attitude and said lightly.

"Just this time, you actually let the boy pee, which is already offset, so what about the mistake you made earlier?"

Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly, and a burst of momentum filled the air.

"Father Emperor, you have really misunderstood your son-in-law."

Li Ke looked at Li Shimin sincerely, with a posture of being good for you.

"Boy urine is really a big supplement, isn't the son-in-law afraid that his father and emperor are too tired?"

"That's why I want to make up for it."

"Hahahaha." Li Shimin was all laughed at by Li Ke.

He nodded.

"Okay, boy urine big supplement, as the son of Yuan, Dragon Zi, the effect is doubled, right?"

"Yes, that's right, Father Emperor, you're right!"

Li Ke nodded his small head and said with an excited face.

"Okay." The corners of Li Shimin's mouth crossed a strange smile.

"That person who is a saint is even more greatly compensated, and the so-called exchange of ceremonies must be made up for by you!"

"Dig a groove!"

Li Ke was momentarily confused, what a joke.

Li Shimin was planning to let himself drink his urine.

How can this be!

"How? Since Ke'er is so good to You, you must also be nicer to you. ”

Li Shimin smiled at the corners of his mouth, and everything was under control.

"Don't you, Father Emperor, you're too expensive, can't we save a little?"

Li Ke's face was full of bitterness and he was about to cry out, what a sin he had suffered.

Li Shimin actually wanted to feed himself to drink urine, how could this be carried?

Tm, I already knew that I would run farther.

"It's okay, it's a waste of urine, it's better to give it to you!"

Li Shimin waved his hand and said generously.

"Well, in the future, you will be given all the night pots to drink."

"Father The Emperor!" Li Ke shouted!

"What's wrong?" Li Shimin's eyes wandered, pretending to be angry.

"Aren't you disgusted with the Dragon Liquid?"

"I was wrong!" Li Ke didn't say a word and admitted his mistake out loud.

"I was wrong! Father Emperor! I was wrong! I was wrong! Really wrong! Never dare again! ”

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, Li Shimin directly laughed.

Immediately, the smile narrowed.

"Don't believe it, unless you take a sip!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Li Ke's mentality was about to collapse.

How can it not make sense, admit mistakes are useless.

Then you have to do it yourself.

"Father Emperor, the sons really know that they are wrong, and the sons feel that in the future, they must listen to the words of the father and emperor, study hard, and never make any more fools of themselves!"

People under the eaves had to bow their heads.

Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, do not deceive the young poor!

Big husband can flex and stretch!

Stay in the green mountains without worrying about firewood!

In ancient times, there was a Yue king who practiced lying down and tasting his guts, and now there is Li Ke who bows his head and admits his mistake!

"I don't believe it!"

Li Shimin stood up, full of momentum.

His eyes were tightly fixed on Li Ke and he drank loudly.

"As far as you bastard, I don't believe you will change!" Today, this urine, you drink it! If you don't have a long memory, you will definitely be more foolish in the future! ”

With Li Shimin's small belly and chicken intestine personality, how could he let Go of Li Ke like this.

I drank Li Ke's urine myself, so I had to feed Li Ke to drink my own!

Moreover, Li Shimin did not believe that Li Ke would change it.

If you can change it, you can change it a long time ago.

Only if he really knows that it hurts, he will not dare next time.

"Wait, I'm going to prepare a big supplement for you!"

Li Shimin looked at Li Ke with a sneer, turned and walked to the side.

Apparently to pee.

Li Ke was extremely panicked, this time he was really anxious, desperately struggling.

"Oh, how is this rope so thick and so tight!"

However, the rope used by Li Shimin was extremely thick and tied very tightly, and it did not give Li Ke a chance to break free at all.

"Hahahahaha, don't struggle, I don't know your strength yet, I deliberately found this rope."

At this time, Li Shimin took a teapot and walked over triumphantly.

Li Ke looked at the teapot in Li Shimin's hand and knew that inside was Li Shimin's just pee.

I felt sick inside and wanted to throw up.

The hands struggled desperately, but to no avail.

"Father Emperor, let's discuss it again!"

Li Ke was about to cry out, and if he really drank Li Shimin's urine, it would be better to die.

"What else is there to discuss, we are all done talking, today, you must drink!"

As soon as Li Shimin waved his hand, he did not give Li Ke a chance to discuss at all.

Striding over to Li Ke, he picked up the teapot with a sinister smile.

Li Ke cried.

There are many thoughts in my head, desperately thinking of ways to save myself!

At the moment when Li Shimin reached out and grabbed Li Ke's chin.

Li Ke's eyes suddenly lit up!

Count on your mind!

"Father Emperor, Father Emperor, wait!"

"Don't worry! I still have use value! Keep you satisfied! ”

"Oh, no need!" Li Shimin sneered and shook his head.

The bad guys always talk too much nonsense, leading to failure.

No matter what Li Ke said today, he had to pour urine into it first and then discuss it!

"Aaaah! Li Shimin! You fool!! I really have good things! ”

"Li Shimin is very angry!" You don't suffer a loss if you listen! ”

"Woohoo, Father, Father! Father! Whoops, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, let's listen to it! ”

"Whoops, you listen first, and if it doesn't work, I'll drink two buckets, okay?"