If there is a thickness of time, then the five days of the May Day holiday must be the thinnest five days, and it always feels like I have just gone to work after the holiday.
Sitting at your workstation at this moment, are you nostalgic for the scenery you saw during your trip, or miss the food you ate, or remember the people or things you saw during the trip and smile knowingly, or share the troubles of the trip with your colleagues and laugh wildly?
And there is such a group of people, recalling the May Day holiday, but the past is unbearable, and the collapse is only in their hearts!
That's right! They are the "warriors" who take their parents on a trip!
The collapse of traveling with parents began when they went out, and Chinese parents obviously knew the Chinese art of war and knew the truth of "soldiers are expensive and fast".
But at three o'clock in the morning, what soldier is so fast? Still in a hurry, what way? Kangzhuang Road?
If you can save time because of this, the key is that when you get on the highway, you will meet a group of "smart parents" who think the same way.
A group of people on the highway you look at me, I look at you, can only show an embarrassed but polite smile.
Although it's a good thing to make a measure in advance, don't uncles and aunts really have to sleep when they get up at this point? ?
Whenever this happens, I have to sacrifice this picture...... Help, when will you see this picture and not laugh?
There is a kind of hunger that makes mom and grandma think you are hungry, and there is a kind of "travel dry food" called boiled eggs and tea eggs.
How can you have the strength to travel without eating enough when you go out?
So in order to prevent starvation on the road, a bunch of boiled eggs has become a "tourist passport" for many parents every time they go out on a trip.
I always feel the shortcomings when I go out without this.....
In addition, there are all kinds of fruits, vegetables and water, wash with water, and pack it in a plastic bag, how about it? Is it a familiar feeling again?
What I know is that I went out to travel, and I don't know that I saw your bag of fruits and vegetables, and thought it was a vegetable farmer brother who went to participate in the agricultural fair.
Of course, friends who take a plane must persuade their parents not to bring those who can't pass the security check! Otherwise, directly stage the live-action version of "People in Embarrassment"
You go out on a plane, the people on the plane are watching you at the airport, the security check stops a family of three, and the eight-treasure porridge and eggs fill your stomach.
In addition to the above two points, contemporary parents always seem to have a bit of "persecution paranoia".
When you go out, you always feel like someone is scamming them out of their money, especially for the vendors outside, as if they are waiting to scam them out of money.
Therefore, Chinese parents generally adhere to the main idea of "no eating, no drinking, no playing", which is not enough, and they are eager to install an "anti-fraud center APP" in their minds.
People can't help but sigh, so shrewd, is this still the same group of people as those parents who buy three no health products?
In that case, why not stay at home?
Anyway, when you go out, you eat the food at home and drink the water at home, and if you don't go out, you will even save the travel expenses, so why spend so much money to go out to find guilt?
What the? Looking for guilt? I have to say that for some parents, taking them out to travel is indeed "looking for sin".
Just like this netizen summed up. There is suffering to be eaten, there is no suffering, and there is no suffering, creating suffering! Eat it too!
What's the matter, everyone is reincarnated? People are suffering in order to restore the country, I don't know why parents are suffering?
When the concepts of two generations clash fiercely, "tourism" naturally becomes a "confrontation" of behavior and habits.
So sometimes, when we take our parents out to play, it's best to talk about some ways and means.
Some white lies are likely to ease some of the tension of a trip with your parents.
For example, "This doesn't cost money", "I have an online group, it's very cheap", "I bought everything, and I can't get it back if I don't play".
It turns out that the end of the routine is the same, that is, it makes people believe that this thing is really worth the money, and if you don't buy it, you don't need to play it, you will lose a lot......
No wonder Pinduoduo can develop so fast...... It makes people feel that value is the last word.
Of course, in addition to the traditional method, "only magic can defeat magic" that Daddy often said in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" may also work here.
Since our parents are picking on the door, then we are more picky than them, maybe we will want to open it after picking at them.
As long as the goal is achieved, the process and method are not important.
However, as a consequence, you may become a disappointing child, and maybe your parents will "cricket" you behind your back.
There are parents who are unhappy, and naturally there are parents who are not unhappy, and the truth of "poor families and rich roads" is clearly played by them.
Forget about saving money at home, just play happily when you go out, and it's a big deal to go home and drink instant noodles for half a month!!
It's just that this mother obviously misunderstood the meaning of "poor family rich road".
Or did I misunderstand? Is the Fulu in "Poor Family Rich Road" carrying "wealth" on the road? ?
Of course, for us, the disappointment of parents is really devastating, but for parents, they also have their own difficulties.
The younger generation, who have not experienced setbacks and hardships, cannot understand the obsession of the older generation of parents with saving and saving money.
And parents who came from a poor time naturally can't understand the life creed of the younger generation of children to be happy in time.
The generation gap between parents and children, oh no, it should be the "Great Rift Valley" is really difficult to heal, and it may be as difficult to make the two sides understand each other as it is to make the Yuanmou people understand cyberpunk......
Since you can't understand it, it's better to learn from this netizen to sign a contract and write it clearly in black and white, so as not to be entangled in the future.
But after watching so many collapse moments, I instead remembered the old saying - "If your parents are here, you must travel in a good way." ”
Times are different now, and parents can also travel with their children.
Although many people are devastated about traveling with their parents, when you look back on this journey after a few years or even a decade, you may only remember some heartwarming moments.
And at that time, if you want to take your parents out to play, you are afraid that their bodies will not allow it.
So why not take your parents for a walk while they are still young, even if they collapse at that time, it is better than regretting them in the future.
What do you think about taking your parents on a trip? If you had the opportunity, would you take your parents out to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland?
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