Funny and super top WeChat crazy literature
1. It's too tiring to like one person, so I like ten.
2. Failure is the mother of success, and those who succeed at the beginning are orphans.
3. A lot of things have to be digested by yourself, so the longer you grow, the fatter you get.
4. Is Po asleep, if you don't fall asleep, eat me two punches, Bang Bang two punches
5. Not falling in love can reduce 70% of life's worries The remaining 30% is due to lack of money
6. The world kisses me with pain, and I die with pain
7. I will sleep quietly and wake everyone up in the middle of the night
8. Yu was tired of school when he was young, and the weather was very cold, so he did not study
9. Examine others before reassuring yourself when you make mistakes
10. Ask yourself less why and ask others more why
11. Take a step back and open the sky, you retreat, I won't retreat anyway
12. No one but northern Myanmar and me will take care of you
13. My mental state: I want to die, but I feel that someone else deserves to die
14. No one can take advantage of me because I'm useless.
15. Forgive everything before you go to bed and wake up and turn the world upside down
16. Because you have been in the rain, you tear someone else's umbrella
17. The rivers and lakes are treacherous, if you can't do it, you will retreat, and when you see that the road is uneven, you will take a detour.
18. He deserves to scold others when I scold them, and he loses his conscience when others scold me.
19. I have three times a day, can I do things without spending money, can I do things without spending money, can I spend other people's money to do my own things?
20. How can a college student not be crazy, and it is very powerful to be emotionally stable for a minute
1. I hid the roses behind me, and the florist owner said, take it out and monitor it here.
2. Instead of mentally consuming yourself, it is better to go crazy and consume others, I still say that there is no need to be too normal.
3. Does the Internet only show IP addresses now?
4. I can't make everyone happy, but I can make everyone unhappy.
5. This month is no longer emo, to create a new winter character design, is an infatuated girl who sheds tears for love, a sweet and obedient love fool.
6. Sleeping lazily and lying in bed is the least respect for the weekend, and if I didn't play well today, it was wrong for me to wake up at this point.
7. Today's wind can be regarded as blowing me clearly, it turns out that there is no love, but it is absolutely not okay without autumn pants.
8. Life is supposed to be colorful, but you're stuck in yellow and green.
9. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all the money in advance
10. I got up, the person who got up at this point is the star of the future, the pillar of the country, the business predator in urban novels, the self-discipliner of my day and three provinces, the heartwarming guest in the blind date show, the king of the jungle in nature, the spurner of all the ugliness and evil in the world, and the creator of all the beauty and good in the world.
11. Others don't reply to me: You'd better be alive.
I don't reply to others: don't I have my own business to do?
12. I complain about life so bitter, life says add me some sugar, I ask what sugar, it says add a little ridiculous.
13. The good-looking skin can't stand up to pornography and illegal activities, and the interesting soul is suspected of account violations.
14. I used to describe the ideal type with my friends: white, handsome, milky, Sven, love clean, know how to dress, and speak softly. Now I describe the ideal type with my friends: it seems like 0 not 0.
15. There are really boys who are willing to come over in the heavy rain to deliver me delicious food, I am really moved, but the delivery fee is more expensive.
16. If you feel the weight of your life, someone must be calming your life.
17. Time flies so fast, everyone else has a second child, and I am not even a spare tire
18. If I learn electric welding, will it be able to make your eyes shine?
19. There are too many people and things I look down on, although I am not bullshit, but the two are not in conflict.
20. Like things, either illegal, unaffordable, immoral, or don't reply to messages.
21. Spent a hundred dollars to ask a fortune teller to tell his fortune, and he calculated it: I only have one life.
1. Failure is the mother of success, who is the father of success? Transfer 10 yuan to me, and you will pay successfully.
2. I went to a haunted house with a friend, and he asked me tremblingly, are you bold, I said, mine is big, you bear with it
3. It's tiring to work part-time, but I can't cry because it's not safe to wipe my tears when riding an electric car.
4. I found that many parents don't pay attention to scientific methods in educating their children, and generally rely on feelings, such as my dad.
5. Every time I study for a few minutes, it is like a few hours have passed, time seems to stand still, if I keep studying, won't I live forever?
6. I swear I'll stay up late, my boyfriend is a dog, but I don't have a boyfriend.
7. I've worked so hard in my life that I stay up late to sleep every day.
8. I used to be a very emotional person, but now that my feelings have been lost, I realized that I am just a very heavy person.
9. You can call me dark, but please don't ask me if I use raw soy to protect my skin.
10. You said you were cold, I asked you to wear more, you said that when you used to be cold, your ex-girlfriend would hug you, I was in a hurry, where would I go to find your ex-girlfriend in the middle of the night.
11. The hairstyle that gets up every morning is either a Tiga or a Saiyan.
12. A boy who is good to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.
13. I really don't understand why people nowadays love to play escape rooms so much, come to my house tonight, I see if you can escape.
14. If you don't hurt me, you naturally have stomach, joints, and headaches.
15. I went to the hospital to see a doctor in the morning, and after half an hour, the doctor asked me, "Have you seen enough?"
16. I don't have any ambitions in this life, but I just want to make a fortune.
17. The environment can really affect the physical condition of human beings, for example, I often have headaches, back pain, and neck pain in the office, but it doesn't hurt when I get home and lie down.
18. It turns out that Wang Sicong is also chasing people, has he eaten, has he slept, why do you ignore me? I thought he was saying a sentence to transfer 10,000, and a sentence to transfer 10,000
19. My schedule is simple: get up, then suffer.
