Musk, the new Aladdin lamp of the people of the world.
After generously spending $44 billion to buy Twitter, the success rate of making a wish to Musk seems to be getting higher and higher.
Musk, I have money, I want to go to heaven.
Musk, my Twitter wants an edit button.
Musk, I want the coke I used to be, as informative and fun as before.
Musk, I want to eat McDonald's ice cream.
If the first three requests look hellishly difficult, the latter one seems easy.
It's just that for the rich Internet celebrity Musk, the first three may still be able to work hard. But in the end, he was really "powerless" to do anything.
In order to make their "wish" more visible, netizens used superb P-chart technology to fake a Piece of Musk's Twitter, the content is - next I will buy McDonald's and fix all the ice cream machines. However, in the face of a market value of 2800+ billion, Musk, who dared to ridicule the acquisition, conceded defeat, saying that "I can't create a miracle."
▲ Musk said that he could not miraculously fix the ice cream machine
After all, it doesn't matter how much money mcDonald's ice cream can eat or not, it's a gift for the lucky ones, with the value of a lottery ticket.
Even if you are Musk, you can't eat it or you can't eat it.
Because, McDonald's ice cream machine is broken again.
It is difficult for users in China to feel the pain of McDonald's ice cream. But in the United States, it's a conversation with "Did you eat?" The same suitable topic for greeting (fog).
▲ emoji does not have an ice cream pattern, most likely because the ice cream machine is broken (foggy)
TikTok users record videos of their failed McDonald's ice cream and upload them to easily play tens of millions of plays; journalist Johnny Harris has produced a complete video to tell you why McDonald's ice cream machines are always bad; and in various talk show scenes, jokes about McDonald's ice cream machines are even reserved for some performers.
So, is mcDonald's ice cream really hard to buy?
Twitter users use their own technology to prove that this is the case.
Engineer @rashiq launched a website called https://mcbroken.com/, which automatically places a single ice cream in half an hour to monitor the use of all McDonald's ice cream machines in the United States.
Open this website, you will find that there are quite a few broken.
▲ "Is the McDonald's ice cream machine broken?" Map, red dot is broken
This is similar to the toilet mini program of the domestic large factory, online to see if there is a vacancy, with it to quickly solve the physiological needs (touch the fish). It's just that the United States is engineers through this to see if you can quickly buy ice cream, the domestic large factory 360 is through the technology to let you roll up, less touch the fish.
This pain, which money can't buy, is deeply resented by many ice cream lovers, who spontaneously make memes to express their dissatisfaction.
▲ There are many emojis related to McDonald's ice cream machines
But then again, why is McDonald's Chinese ice cream machine so good and American ice cream machine old and bad?
The answer is also very simple, McDonald's people who purchased ice cream machines at that time may have had some problems, but they didn't know whether it was an economic problem or an IQ problem. Of course, we can unify this as a pattern problem. McDonald's ice cream buyers, whose patterns have not been opened, have a deep affection for ice cream machine brand TAYLOR.
In 1956, TAYLOR signed a partnership agreement with McDonald's founder Ray Crocker, becoming a partner of the brand more than half the world. However, in the purchase of ice cream machines, the contract signed by the two parties can be said to be very unkind.
TAYLOR and McDonald's
Taylor's ice cream machine for McDonald's is the C602 model, which is McDonald's exclusive supply machine. The TAYLOR ice cream machine used by other brands is not exclusively for the purpose of making ice cream, so it can continue to make ice cream steadily. McDonald's is not so lucky, its franchisees can only use this ice cream machine, otherwise it is a default.
And only TAYLOR technicians can disassemble and maintain the C602, and the ordinary store clerk's right to operate the ice cream machine is to restart, pat, bump luck.
Under many restrictions, McDonald's employees can only choose to call the warranty after seeing the ice cream machine failure, and the maintenance fee is not cheap. TAYLOR's annual revenue from services such as light maintenance of machines accounts for about 25% of the annual revenue, so it can be said that selling machines is a way to make a profit, and repairing machines is a way of making a profit.
▲ Video screenshot of journalist Johnny Harris
It can be said that wanting an ice cream machine that is not easy to break is not something that technology can't do, but that some protocols and monopolies can't do it.
But it's no use figuring this out, Johnny Harris' videos have been online for a year, and it's still hard to eat McDonald's ice cream, "Is the McDonald's ice cream machine broken?" The website is still a small red dot representing "broken". In areas that are not technical problems, it is difficult for outsiders to interfere.
So Musk can't do wonders on a McDonald's ice cream machine either.
▲ Musk
You, on the other hand, can buy an ice cream on the other side of the ocean, and it's not too easy to get it.
It is the watermelon envied by Japanese netizens, the online payment envied by the French brother, and even Musk can't get the precious goods at any time.
Yesterday KFC's crazy Thursday has passed, and the holidays are about to take you to see this article really don't consider coming to a McDonald's ice cream?