#搞笑大赏 #
When a post-60s mother expressed her hope that her daughter would marry early, the post-90s daughter asked and answered:
"Mom, I don't want to get married!"
"Silly daughter! Xiaochun loves you so much..."
"He loves me, do I have to marry him?" Loving me now doesn't mean he loves me forever, doesn't he have to get a divorce if he doesn't love me? ”
"Don't you love him too..."
"Yes, I love him so much that I hate him and can't monopolize him, but it's precisely this feeling that makes me feel dangerous, and if I marry him, I have to destroy him, so since I love him, I must not rush to marry him!" 」
"He's such a good man..."
"Is he a good man and I'm going to marry him?" How many bad guys are there in this world? Besides, divorced people are mostly good people, and it is precisely because of marriage that they make them a bit like bad people. Good people and good people do not necessarily get along well, maybe good people should try to marry bad people, because the war between good and evil is a just war, a war that must be won, if a person has to get married, instead of letting two good people become bad together, it is better to turn marriage into a process of good people transforming bad people, and life is more meaningful! ”
"Don't be fooled! You've been talking to him for so long, and you know each other in every way..."
"To understand is to get married?" I just know that he will change! ”
"He's a doctor, he's handsome, so rich, and so good at things, where to find such good conditions..."
"He has so many good conditions, I have to marry him?" I don't want to marry 'Condition'! ”
"Aren't you already living with him?"
"To be together you have to get married, from the beginning to the end?" Old ideas! ”
"Women always have to have something to rely on..."
"Dependence comes at a price, I have to serve him, I have to surrender my thoughts, my private life, I have to accept his lifestyles that I don't like very much, I don't fit into, I don't fit in with, I have to try to change myself to adapt to him, and I have to ask him to change myself to adapt to me, in the long run, I will not be me, he will not be him." 」 And I especially don't like my life being interfered with by another person's long-term intervention, and I don't want to invade other people's living space, I don't want to change others, I don't want to be changed by others, I just want to be myself. I don't want this to rely on! ”
"Marriage is to find a companion for yourself, women are more afraid of loneliness and loneliness than men..."
"I'm just afraid that not being understood by my husband will make me even lonelier." If I am psychologically dependent on others, instead of relying on one person and making him tired to death, it is better to make more friends, which can get more comfort and not let others suffer. Besides, I don't like to rely on anyone the most! ”
"A woman has to have a baby..."
"Why do women have to have children? I just want to live my life well and do my duty to society. I can live my life with quality and level enough for me to be tired, and I can't afford to serve my children again. With my current state and ability, I simply do not have the confidence to educate a child well, why should I be so irresponsible to him and to myself? Besides, whether you want children or not is not necessarily related to marriage, and you can't have children without getting married? ”
"Women have to live like this, and that's how everyone comes to life..."
"I don't want to repeat the pain that others have experienced; the happiness that others have experienced, I don't necessarily have to imitate." If I can create happiness or even pain in another way of life, why not! ”
"You keep dragging on like this, don't delay others, or don't let him marry someone else..."
"He's married to someone else?" hum! He dare! I destroyed him! ”
"..."(Picture from the Internet, infringement is deleted)