Recently, a netizen said very confidently,
I am familiar with the four masterpieces,
I know the plot very well,
Please ask any questions you have.
Netizens:
Are you sure? Then I'm not welcome!
Happy to go in,
I thought I could be with everyone
Relive the classic plot,
Learn details that you haven't noticed before.
Then he withdrew in confusion:
The four great works that you have read,
And the four great books that we look at,
How does it feel like it's not the same thing?
It was four authors who jointly wrote a new work,
Didn't you have time to tell everyone?
Like what
"Sun Wukong Lin Daiyu grass boat borrowed arrows,
Join forces to fight the 108 good men of Liangshan"
Or something?
Let's feel it,
These strange netizens ask questions!
Is Thunder common ac or DC?
direct current.
Thunder discharge is to strike the awl with a hammer, causing the tip to discharge, the tip to release electrons, each knock release once, the positive and negative poles are fixed, for direct current.
Did the Jade Emperor live in the stratosphere or the troposphere?
stratosphere.
Because the Chinese gods and immortals are all standing and flying, they should be in the relatively stable stratosphere of Seven and Six.
Like the foreign Superman and Iron Man, they fly lying down because they are in the troposphere, and only by flying down can they get a smoother air flow.
What is the Tang monk's tight hoop spell?
When to get married, when to have children, when to have a second child, when to have a third child, what kind of work to do, what is the salary, have you bought a house, did you have a car?
What is the sediment content of the Quicksand River?
As many stars as there are in the sky, there is as much sand as the quicksand river contains.
How many tears did Lin Daiyu shed?
Lin Daiyu shed as many tears as Lin Daiyu cried.
How many arrows were borrowed by the straw boat?
As many arrows as the opposite side shoots, as many arrows as it borrows.
Lu Zhi deeply pulled out the weeping willows,
How many trees are there next to the willow trees?
There are two trees next to it, one is a date tree and the other is a date tree.
Why did Liu Bei suppress Sun Wukong under Liangshan?
Because Sun Wukong entered his wild area in the early stage.
Why hasn't Wu Cheng'en published a book recently?
Because it is the circle that has retreated, it is the biosphere that has retreated. (You taste, you taste)
Why did Lin Daiyu take Zhang Fei and Song Jiang with her
Go to Grandma Liu's yard
Upside-down weeping willows?
Because Pippi stole the vegetables, Dai Yu was angry, and while pulling out the weeping willow, she said, "You Ming'er can't ask for my things anymore." ”
After Lin Daiyu buried the flowers, where was the hoe?
The hoe was shrunk and put in the ear.
Sun Wukong has asthma,
Blowing a few monkey hairs to make up a little monkey,
Is it dominant or recessive?
Count tissue culture.
How many banshee friends does Monkey King have?
No, because demons do not distinguish between male and female, male and female.
(Pig Eight Commandments: Master Brother does not understand the style, angry at me!) ）
Which five of the four masterpieces are there?
Journey to the West
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Water Margin
Dream of the Red Chamber
Postpartum Care of Sows
When Lin Daiyu buried the flowers, what was Sun Wukong doing?
Sun Wukong came back from the Tang Dynasty, and Lin Daiyu mostly believed that the Qing Dynasty was the background, so when Dai Yu buried the flowers, Sun Wukong should be fighting in the Western Heavens to defeat the Buddha.
Please say whatever you want from the four great books
A few chapters you are most familiar with.
Jia Baoyu walked a single ride on a single horse, and the eight precepts of the pig were warm and wine to cut Ximen Qing
Lin Daiyu three dozen Lu Zhishen Pretty Lin Chong drunkenly sleeping lion hump ridge
When Lin Daiyu pulled out the weeping willows
What variety of willow is plucked?
Boneless chicken fillet, this one is better to pull out a little.
Wu Song fights the tiger,
Is it a Siberian tiger or a South China tiger?
The tiger that Wu Song fought in Jingyang Gang is not in the northeast, and according to the exclusion method, we choose the South China tiger.
Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone,
So is this stone granite or limestone?
Neither granite nor limestone.
Obviously, Sun Wukong jumped out of the jade stone left by Nuwa Tiantian, and there was also a piece of scrap material, which was the one that Jia Baoyu had in his mouth when he was born.
Sun Wukong a tendon Douyun "lost lost",
18,000 ri,
So how many miles is this one "lost"?
This simple, 36000 miles.
Journey to the West 87th,
The Jade Emperor's Phi Xiang Hall
Set up Mt. Mi and Mt. Mian,
What breed is the dog that licks the noodles?
Chinese Pastoral Dog.
The villain Gao Li in "Water Margin",
It is said that he is a good player in football,
So please ask, if he joined the national football team,
Does the national football team have any hope of winning Vietnam?
Gao Li could not save the national football team.
Where was Jia Baoyu's piece of jade finally lost?
This stone of Nüwa later fell to Dongsheng Shenzhou, hatched Sun Wukong, encountered 108 good men on the road, and defeated Cao Cao to conquer the Three Kingdoms.
The golden hoop stick used by Monkey King
Is it stainless steel or iron?
It is 3D printed, and it is printed as long as it wants.
Why does Zhao Yun always like to say "My grandmother Changshan".
Because Zhao Yun aspires to be a nurse in the king's group assist.
What brand of shoes did Zhang Fei wear?
Liu Bei brand straw shoes.
What is in the bag on the way to sun wukong to take the scriptures?
Snowflake beer, because they are going to brave the ends of the world.
How many bags does the Buddha have on his head?
108, only after a trip to Liangshan.
Three stinky coats will top one Zhuge Liang,
Are those three generals?
Sun Xing, Xing Sun, Xing Sun.
The third eye of the Erlang God is
Single eyelid or double eyelid?
It may be a single eyelid or a double eyelid, which is a matter of probability.
Questions asked by netizens,
It's just off the beaten track!
The key is that some people dare to ask, and some people dare to answer.
After reading these questions from netizens,
People who have read the four famous books 108 times are dumbfounded,
That's it
"Teachers teach in class" and "Exams"
The difference?
Netizens, really yigao people are bold.
Fortunately, there are several original authors
have withdrawn from the "biosphere",
Otherwise these problems
They couldn't answer either.
(The above content is pure funny, please laugh it off).