"I'm in orthopedics, you have to go to dermatology or urology"
A little story from many years ago.
I remember, that day was exactly 2.14, emergency class, more than two o'clock in the morning, I was lying on my stomach squinting for a while, heard a knock on the door, woke up, a very handsome young man stood at the door "Doctor, can I consult something?" ”
"You say"
"Tonight, I met a girl in a bar, drank too much, had a relationship with her at the hotel, just got up to go to the toilet, woke up drunk, found that I didn't wear TT, was a little scared, kept thinking about not being able to sleep, didn't know if she had AIDS ... And I always feel xdd itchy, G head this is not a problem, can you help me see"
"I'm here in the orthopedics, brother, you've got the wrong doctor, you have to go to the dermatology department or urology department for consultation"
"I know, but this most of the night, I don't know which doctor to look for, please help me see" After saying that, he took off his pants.
Take it off!
Fortunately, I am a master, otherwise, a little girl's words will not be frightened and screamed [tears running] [tears running]
I was forced to glance at him, let him open his purse, didn't see anything unusual, and lit a cigarette and talked to him for a while.
So what if "lucky" encounters this situation?
And listen to the next decomposition (popular science) [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face]
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