1. A rich man took the first class of the plane to Dubai to play, and met a beautiful flight attendant on the way. The two chatted on WeChat for half a month and lived together. Today the flight attendant is not comfortable, let the rich accompany her

1. A rich man took the first class of the plane to Dubai to play, and met a beautiful flight attendant on the way. The two chatted on WeChat for half a month and lived together. Today the flight attendant was unwell and asked the rich man to accompany her to the hospital for examination. The rich man said: "I used to get injections when I was a child, and now I am scared when I see people dressed in white. The flight attendant said, "You mean you're not going to take this wedding photo, right?" "Regal:"

2. In order to find true love, an upstart threw away his former Rolex watches, Chanel men, and LV belts. Introduced by the matchmaker, he drove a second-hand Wuling to go on a blind date. After meeting, the sister is a flight attendant, who has experienced the big world, and looks down on him. The upstart felt that it was also quite boring, so he went to the toilet to make a phone call, came back and told the sister that there was an emergency and had to go first. The sister said to him: Did you take a picture of yourself in the toilet and feel that you are not worthy of me?

3 In high school, the rules and regulations of the school were particularly strict, and at night, the housekeeper would check the room and not let us play with mobile phones. That time, a roommate bought a pair of fluorescent autumn pants, which were very conspicuous at night. Who knew that the big mother came, saw his fluorescent autumn pants glowing in the bed, thought it was a mobile phone. The aunt went up and grabbed it in her mouth and said: Haha, I found it now. The scene at that time was very embarrassing, and I can't forget the frightened eyes of my mother until now...

4 Today Ah Wan is off work, the wife pulled Ah Wan to the mall to buy clothes, after a few hours, the wife found that Ah Wan was missing, and hurriedly called Ah Wan's mobile phone. The wife was furious: "Where did you go!" Ah Wei said, "Do you remember that bag shop?" It's the one you saw with a bag you like. But I didn't have enough money at that time, so I said it would one day belong to you. Do you remember? The wife's tears swirled in her eyes and she choked, "I remember!" Ah Wei smiled: "Just remember, I'm in the bar next door." ”

5 Five years ago, my wife had difficulty giving birth during a caesarean section in the delivery room, and I finally chose to keep small. After my son was born, I raised my son alone. Yesterday, I took my five-year-old son shopping and was greeted by a beautiful mother and daughter. My son and I exclaimed, "Wow! I turned to my son and said, "What are you talking about?" The son said unconvincedly: "I will wow what you wow..."

6 My brother-in-law had borrowed the car I had just bought for more than a month, and my daughter-in-law sent me to ask for it, and I went to his house with a cheeky face.

Me: "Brother, at the end of the year, you borrowed my car, can you pay me back?" ”

The brother-in-law looked dismissive: "Brother-in-law, I think you should learn Chinese well, you don't know what it means to borrow it."

Me: "What does borrowing mean?" ”

Brother-in-law: "Tell you this, did Zhuge Liang borrow the East Wind to pay it back, did Sun Ce borrow the soldiers to pay it back, and did Sun Wukong borrow the Golden Hoop Stick of the Dragon King of the East Sea?" ”

Me: "Understand, I still borrowed 200,000 from my father-in-law." ”   

7 There was a little conflict with the wife, and the wife returned to her mother's house. My father-in-law called, furious, did your boy get into trouble with my girlfriend?

I tell you, boy, it's not over! I was about to explain when he snapped and hung up the phone, hurried over, and he didn't answer. Not every few minutes, several messages were sent in a row, opened a look, crying and laughing!

Father-in-law: Boy, just deliberately said to them, man, be generous, take more responsibility!

Mother-in-law: Don't go to your heart, the little two mouths live a life, it is inevitable to bump into each other, your father said angry words, don't go to the heart!

Wife: My dad is angry, so scary, you don't come and pick me up, I'll go back myself!

Did my wife's family graduate from film school? I want to give each of them an Academy Award!

8 I have always cherished my hair, and the black is long and straight and beautiful.

On this day, I was fooled by my girlfriend, and I went to burn a big wave, and I also dyed red.

My girlfriend asked me: Is it different from before?

I said: Before going to dinner, the hostess asked the little sister to go to class? Now that I see you, I ask my little sister if she wants to go to work?

9 The girlfriend became a model because of her good figure, and she received a salary of 30,000 yuan a month. On this day, my girlfriend complained: "I changed 10 outfits in one day." I comforted her and said, "That's no big deal, my sister changes 20 times a day." The girlfriend said in surprise, "Your sister?" How old is she? Me: "3 months. ”

10 On Valentine's Day, my husband played a day's dream trip to the west at home and completely forgot to buy a gift for his wife. In the evening, the wife came back and said expectantly: Husband, do you love me? My husband listened for a moment and sang affectionately: You ask me how deeply I love you, and the moon represents my heart! When my wife heard this, her face suddenly sank, and she said: The moon has clouds and sunshine, and there are changes every day, no wonder you are hot and cold to me! The husband listened, turned around, and smoked a mouth: it's all the moon's trouble!

11 The girlfriend and boyfriend broke up, and I went to comfort her after I knew. As a good sister, I asked with concern, "Why doesn't he want you?" She was still crying: "He said he couldn't spoil their customs there. I was puzzled: "What custom made him make such a decision?" She: "He said that when they got married there, the groom officer was going to carry the bride into the house, and he tried it yesterday, and he couldn't pick me up." ” 

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