That year, the squad leader took a leave of absence to go back for the New Year. A few days after I went back, I accompanied my daughter-in-law to the old man's house for dinner.
The squad leader is a native of Shandong, tall and mighty, with a bold personality. Before going to the daughter-in-law's house, the parents told them to keep their temper and not to come by their own nature.
Because the squad leader likes to drink, three pounds of liquor can stand tall. Moreover, as soon as he drank, his temper would come up, just like on the battlefield, and he had to drink others down.
Once, he had a cousin who brought her cousin-in-law to his house for dinner. During the banquet, the elders toasted to the cousin-in-law, and the cousin-in-law was afraid of not being overwhelmed, so he saw the squad leader holding the rice bowl.
The cousin-in-law thought to himself, although he is not the opponent of his uncle and uncle, but this young man should not drink much in the bar when he looks at the bowl? To this end, he made a vigorous toast to the squad leader.
At first, the squad leader insisted on resigning, saying that he did not drink much, and asked his cousin to drink with the elders. However, the cousin-in-law had a hard time finding a rival, how could he give up easily?
The cousin insisted on directing the fire on the squad leader. The elders couldn't bear to look at it and said, "Since the cousin-in-law is so enthusiastic, you can give him a face, and you have to drink one." ”
Unable to stop everyone's urging, the squad leader had to go out. The squad leader said, in the winter, I don't drink beer, I will light a white warm body, and after saying half a bowl. I touched my cousin-in-law and took a sip. Unexpectedly, the wine went into the mouth, and it entered the trachea, choking him, coughing with a blushing neck.
The cousin-in-law thought that the squad leader really couldn't drink wine, and he became more and more energetic, so he gave the squad leader a cup. The cousin has been by the side to give the cousin husband a look, but the cousin has not understood.
"Since my cousin-in-law is so enthusiastic, I think I should have a deep feeling." The squad leader proposed that the two men dry the bowl of wine. The cousin agreed to transfer the fire point.
The two men did a bowl of white. After a while, the cousin-in-law was a little unable to support it. At this time, the squad leader had just started, and he poured a bowl for his cousin-in-law and said, "My amount is so much, my cousin-in-law let's finish drinking this, how about eating together." ”
The cousin-in-law was already overwhelmed by alcohol, but when he heard the squad leader say this, he raised his spirit again and made a bowl with the squad leader. After drinking this bowl, the head of the class also came up with a temper, and he said, "We are very happy today, we must have fun, come to me to toast you a bowl." After saying that, he looked up and dried a bowl.
The cousin-in-law knew that he had found the wrong opponent when he saw this position, but at this time, it was difficult to ride the tiger. So, I took a few more sips of my scalp, and after a while, I was blown by the cold wind, the wine came up, and my cousin-in-law threw up.
Seeing that the cousin-in-law was about to fall off the dinner table, the cousin-in-law complained about the squad leader and helped the cousin-in-law leave the banquet. It made the elders present laugh.
Also because of the style of the squad leader who desperately tried to do three things at the banquet, his parents did not leave him in the small number, and repeatedly told him to go to the old man's house to keep his own temperament, and he must not come nonsense.
When he went to the old man's house, the squad leader remembered his parents' advice and pushed back that he would not drink when his relatives toasted.
What I didn't expect was that the relatives didn't spare me, and a young man who was about the same age as the squad leader said, "Why do soldiers in the army drink so twisted and grinning?" Or not a man? Men can't say no! ”
When the squad leader heard this, his heart was very unhappy, and since you were not polite, then I could not be ashamed. At this time, he had long forgotten his parents' instructions. "Okay, then let's go into the countryside and follow the customs, you say drink, I will accompany you to the end!" The squad leader replied.
The young man thought he had found an opportunity and immediately poured a bowl of liquor for the squad leader. Then say, "Let's preheat it first, and dry this bowl is talking about something else." "Finish a bowl when you're done."
The squad leader also dried a bowl with his head tilted. Then he poured himself a bowl full, "Brother so enthusiastic, I am very grateful, come to me to honor you one." Then he looked up and dried a bowl.
When he poured the third bowl of wine, his face was not red and his heart was not beating. The young man couldn't sit still and said, "Today, all the elders here must toast, and they can't always let him drink alone." ”
The squad leader then saluted the uncles who were sitting around the banquet. After a lap down, it was the turn of the young man again, and the squad leader said this time, "You are right, men can't say no, come and we will kill another bowl." After saying that, he drank another bowl.
This time, the young man knew that it was terrible, but how could he not count if he could not say it? So, waking up, I drank a bowl. Just after drinking, the squad leader poured him another bowl.
Eventually drink him down. As soon as this momentum came up, they frightened the other relatives present, and after helping the young man to rest, they said, "Drinking should also be appropriate, and we should do what we can." ”
The squad leader smiled and said, "All the people here are elders, and I want to respect everyone in whatever I say." After saying that, he poured another bowl and drank it dry with his head up. The uncles and brothers were stunned.
In the end, everyone was conquered by him. He returned triumphantly. When he got home, he was overjoyed, but he didn't expect his sister-in-law to go home and sue him. When he got home, his parents crackled his criticism.
However, the squad leader was still full of pride when he talked to us about this later!
