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Li Changgeng's brilliant plan, the Jade Emperor Mao Sai Suddenly opened
January 25, 2022, the twenty-third day of the waxing moon. King Zhao returned to the Heavenly Court to report for duty.
6300 words, relatively long. Impatient people enter cautiously.
Zou Lan/Wen, Figure
On the twenty-third day of the 23rd month of the lunar month, as usual, the people of the imperial capital sent the king of the stove to the Heavenly Palace to report for duty that night with the Kanto sugar gift, hoping that the Kanto sugar could stick to the mouth of his old man's family without mentioning his own bad things and evil things and ugly things, and everything nodded as if everything was fine, and everything was normal. People expected that the old man of the stove would say good things to heaven, and when Chinese New Year's Eve returned at night, he would be able to keep peace in the netherworld. The people of the whole country also sent The King of The Stove back to the Heavenly Court to report for duty.
It is said that every year on the evening of the twenty-third day of the lunar month, the Emperor of The Stove, who was assigned by the Jade Emperor to supervise the performance of thousands of households in the mortal world, would rush back to the Heavenly Court to report to the Jade Emperor. No matter whether the wind and snow or the sun were shining, after enjoying the rich dinner prepared by each family that day, tens of millions of stove kings would return to the heavenly court to report for duty as usual. Mortals also understood that on this day, any space activities stopped, so as not to interfere with the rush of the Stove King to heaven.
Coincidentally, in the western days, on the night of december 24 of the public waxing moon, the old man of Christmas rushed to deliver gifts to hundreds of millions of children in his deer car. During that time, the snowmen also flocked to the North Pole to listen to the instructions of the Elder Jesus on how to bring joy to the children. Citi's troops also used radar monitoring to announce to the populace the dazzling rush of Christmas that night. On that day, as usual, Citi state or rice flag country also stopped space activities, so as not to disturb the journey of the old man to the child to give gifts to the heavens and the earth. Fortunately, the twenty-third lunar month of the eastern soil is a month or more different from the twenty-fourth of December in the Gregorian calendar, otherwise the trouble would be great. The old man of Jesus was running up and down in the sky and on the ground, and the late king of the stove was still running upwards one by one, and it was inevitable that he would have to rush and have to pay attention to avoiding each other in the air.
Let's not talk about the Western Heavens, and list the stories of the Eastern Tang Dynasty Emperor and the Heavenly Court.
Emperor Zhao was the representative of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Garden, who was sent to every household. The Official Title given to him by the Jade Emperor was "Nine Heavens Eastern Chef Si Zhi Zhi Wangfu Jun", and he was ordered to supervise the good and evil of the world and control the misfortunes and blessings of a family. The people called him "King of the Stove".
It is said that at the beginning of the Zhou Dynasty, when the Chinese nation did not yet have a mature writing system, the Wang family had already included the old master of the stove in the festival and established the rules of sacrifice to the stove. Now the custom of offering offerings to the king of the stove on the twenty-third day of the lunar month and praying for the peace of the family has been handed down since then. There is still a Soap King Temple in the capital, on Donghuashi Street; the Soap King Temple on the central Cai Da side of the South Side of the Great Bell Temple is actually another Stove King Temple.
On the evening of the twenty-third night of the twenty-third month of the month, the king of the stove returned to the heavenly court to report for duty and take a vacation, and Chinese New Year's Eve returned to the mortal world to eat Chinese New Year's Eve meal in the evening. Spending 358 days a year in a family where the family's performance over the course of a year is good or bad, he knows best.
Of course, there are few good people in the world, there are many people who are not good or bad, and there are few bad people. The bad guys are afraid that the Jade Emperor will be angry, and it is said that the Jade Emperor's punishment is to reduce the life expectancy by three hundred days for major crimes and one hundred days for minor crimes. Therefore, everyone hoped that the Stove King would "say good things to the heavens and keep the peace in the netherworld." If the Emperor of Zhao reported truthfully, it would be too bad to be punished by the Jade Emperor. Therefore, some opportunistic guys, including bad people, know that the stove prince is squatting in people's homes all day long, his ears are soft, and he is familiar with the world, so he often has a good food to give him a little old man first. When it was time for him to return to the Heavenly Court to report for duty on the twenty-third day of the lunar month, he was specially invited to eat and drink a big meal for him, and at the same time specially prepared some maltose, the kind of chewed sugar that the capital called Kanto sugar, and glued his teeth and mouth to prevent him from saying something ugly in front of the Jade Emperor.
As usual, the Jade Emperor believed that there was harmony and stability among mortals, so he often asked whether the world was peaceful and prosperous, and whether the people were happy. And the stove king glued the maltose to the point of speechlessness, and nodded his head. The Jade Emperor smiled with his long beard and eyebrows, and it was another year of peace and stability.
The official title of this stove prince is the same as that of "Bow Ma Wen", although it sounds good, it is very hard to work in the mortal world far away from the heavenly court, and there is no allowance for the smoke and fire in the stove every day. Moreover, as the highest material reward of the Heavenly Palace, he had no share in the peach orchard that was ripe for nine thousand years, because he was only the most basic civil servant of the Heavenly Palace, that is, a section member level. The rewards were all shared by the high-level immortals working in the Heavenly Palace, and the second-level staff of the waiter level might not be able to play, and the third- and fourth-level immortals were even more unthinkable. The number of stove kings is huge, and there are no exceptions to send them to the mortal world, so it doesn't matter. Otherwise, the Jade Emperor would not be able to divide it.
Usually, the Jade Emperor was generally satisfied with the work of the Emperor of The Stove. However, in recent years, there have been some abnormal situations in the stove prince, which has brought doubts and troubles to his old man.
Common sense is that every year, the Jade Emperor arranges for the twenty-third night of the waxing moon to listen to the reports of the newly returned stove princes. However, in recent years, the Jade Emperor found that there were always some shadows shaking outside the walls of the palace gate, and the guards took a closer look and came back to report that some of the emperors had returned early and were all dejected. Some other land lords also returned without warning. It turned out to be forced demolition and indiscriminate sale of land, some stove masters were suddenly laid off, and the land lords were also driven away. So they had to sneak back to the Heavenly Court first and wander around outside the Gate of the Heavenly Palace.
The land in the mortal world was not very valuable before, and the land temple was also a clear water gate, which was very simple. The land temples mentioned by Wu Cheng'en in the Ming Dynasty were, as usual, very dilapidated and shabby. It is no wonder that the officials appointed by the Jade Emperor to various land temples are also grass-roots civil servants at the section level who do not carry the word "long". In the year 2000 of the 21st century, the year 2544 of the Buddhist calendar and beyond, the land in some lively places suddenly became valuable. The Bull Devil King, as well as his sons and disciples, began to seize the land temple and run away from the land lord, relying on the strange goods to live on the land to make a big profit. The brothers of the Cow Gang openly said that if the land price did not move or the bear went, it was natural for the Bear Gang to take care of it. Now that the price of land is rising like a bull market, it is up to us cattle gang members to manage it. The land lord refuses to give way, and we are not afraid, we are the subordinates of the Bull Devil King, and if we beat the land lord, we will fight in vain.
Some of the original residents on the boundaries of the various land lords simply dismantled the monsters of the Cow Gang without discussion because they were obstructing their hands and feet. This is also the reason why some land dukes and a large number of stove princes were suddenly laid off.
On the evening of the twenty-third day of the lunar month, after listening to the debriefing reports of various stove princes and land lords, the Jade Emperor finally understood that some of the representatives he sent down were laying off the demons of the netherworld, rather than embarrassing him because the head of the household looked down on the authority of the jade emperor's old man's family. Some are still on duty, but they have also moved places. Because these families moved to the new house, the stove prince also followed him to the new house. Some are arranged to have new homes after demolition, and some are buying new homes with their own money. Anyway, these two types of stove kings are normal transfers, and they do not involve early layoffs, which is not a big problem. As long as it is filed in the heavenly court afterwards, it can be filed.
It is common for The Stove King to be laid off, but there are more things for the Stove King to take up his post. Do you think that the head of the family and the elderly have all gone due to illness or old age, and the original king of his family must not be laid off and return to the heavenly court to wait? Although the head of the household is gone, but his children are all married, and they have eaten in separate stoves, can they not send the waiting stove prince to work? The population of The Tang Dynasty has been increasing continuously, doubling from more than 600 million to more than 1.3 billion in the past 50 years. New families that have just started to open up have to be almost doubled, right? It is said that there can be no candidate for the stove king? Enough is not enough.
There is a month old newspaper, the first thirty years of family planning, now the number of children growing up to eat in the Eastern Tang Dynasty is also less. According to the original calculation and configuration of the stove king, there is now some excess, so there is a phenomenon of the stove king waiting for work. The early layoff of the Stove King was considered to be understood. The Jade Emperor asked again, how did some land lords come back with them?
After listening to their report, the Jade Emperor knew that it was the mortal cattle gang that stirred up trouble. Then he sent Nezha, director of the Heavenly Court Security Bureau, to investigate and investigate the mortal world for more than a month to verify. He was also afraid that Nezha would fool himself, so he summoned Dong Yong, the seventh son-in-law of the senior adviser of the Heavenly Court (the Mi Guote of West NiuheZhou arranged for his son-in-law to serve as a senior adviser, that is, he sent people to Dongsheng Shenzhou to learn from the experience of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Garden), and ordered him to return to his hometown and go to Weifu to conduct a private visit to verify the report. Finally he figured it out. It turned out that some of the land in the mortal world had been taken away by some of the cow gang monsters that had appeared recently, and the houses on those lands had also been pickpocketed by the monsters. The monster who picks up the house, no matter whether the term of office of the stove prince is complete or not, will strike at any time and anywhere. The stove masters who made those who squatted at home had no squats and could only come back early. And the demon occupied the land, and the land father-in-law and his wife could only return to the heavenly court.
What is particularly fatal is that these monsters, as the demon monkey exposed before, are all descendants of the noble house slaves of the Heavenly Court. It is not difficult to clean up the ghosts, but the difficulty is that the backstage is all the pillars of the Heavenly Garden. They are not fuel-efficient lamps.
Fortunately, there was no problem of eating, drinking, and sleeping in the Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor did not have to worry about this. However, it was not a matter of so many laid-off stove masters and land masters and grandmothers hanging around outside the Heavenly Palace.
The walls and gates of the Heavenly Palace were guarded by the garrison of the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and the Scattered Immortals would certainly not be able to enter without being summoned. The courts and courts inside are the offices of the offices of the ministries, commissions, and bureaus. The nearby Peach Orchard is a special organic ornamental farm, the Bow Ma Wen Compound is the resting place of the Heavenly Garden Transportation BMW, and the Guanghan Palace is a country garden to avoid smog. In addition, the Milky Way is a place for summer fishing and walking.
These grass-roots civil servants of the Heavenly Court who returned from the Nether Realm were all wandering around in these places outside the Heavenly Palace, and they made the head of the Peach Garden, the president of the Heavenly Palace Compound, and the palace master, as well as the Galactic Dragon King nervous, and had to often communicate with the Jade Emperor and the director of the Council of Elders, Taibai Venus, Li Changgeng, Li Lao, li lao, on the phone, texting, WeChat, and some emails, as well as sending carrier pigeons and Tuotian palace postal courier letters to report their worries.
Li Changgeng assigned Fox Xian, director of the Tiangong Research Office, to look at these folds, and then summarized them to Li Changgeng and Li Lao. So the fox fairy summed up a piece of music and explained the situation on the surface.
Marshal Tiancang, the commander of the garrison, expressed his concern to the Jade Emperor, mainly because the chaos of order outside the Heavenly Palace hindered the view. No matter how low the immortal level is, the code of conduct will not be out of the ordinary.
Chang'e, the lord of the Guanghan Palace, reported that these laid-off grass-roots civil servants who had nothing to do often disturbed the moon rabbit. The moon rabbit is timid, so he often pulls the bark of the osmanthus tree, and the ground under the osmanthus tree is hardened by the scattered immortals. Seeing that the world is going to celebrate the New Year, The Moon Rabbit is very emotional. Besides, the osmanthus flowers grew slowly, and when Wu Gang brewed osmanthus wine, who was responsible for delaying the blame?
Magpie, head of the Heavenly Palace Propaganda Leading Group, said that these scattered immortals were depressed, and they were only afraid that if they grew up, they would affect the morale of the celestial immortals.
Elder Jingtan, the head of the peach orchard, said that the peach likes to be quiet, but these grassroots immortals are noisy, although they will not steal the peach, but all day long outside the wall noise is continuous, I am afraid that the growth of the peach will be affected.
Xi Shi, head of the Tiangong Cultural and Labor Troupe, said that as soon as our members went out, no matter where they went, there were these scattered immortals watching, and some surrounded the members like enthusiastic fans, hugged, asked for autographs, etc. all came, afraid of affecting the work and performances.
The Galactic Dragon King complained that the Galaxy side was now as crowded as the railway station square during the Spring Festival, the waiting room, and the airport waiting hall where planes were stopped during the thunderstorm, and there was no quiet place to go.
Bow Ma Wen also said that these immortals were very curious to see the BMW from afar, and from time to time they came and went in a cacophony, and the grass where the BMW grazed was about to flatten. It is no wonder that as the most basic civil servants in the heavenly court, not only can they not be equipped with a BMW, but even Santana, Otto or motorcycle, electric bicycles are impossible. In addition, they are squatting in people's homes and do not need transportation, so there are no bicycles or tricycles in general. They all yelled that they wanted to ride a BMW. If you really let these scattered immortals ride, then the BMW will be tired and lie down.
Li Changgeng ordered his subordinates to open a tea table, brewed all the hair tip, Tianmu Xi tea, Taihu Fried Qing, Jintan Bird Tongue, Qimen Red River Dianhong, as well as Icelandic Puer, Guanzhong Tea, Anji White Tea, Anhua Black Tea and other kinds of Dongtu famous teas, placed dozens of purple sand pots, took turns to taste tea and shook the feather fan, closed the door for three days, and came up with a brilliant plan.
The Jade Emperor was distraught when he heard the contents of the report, he had never done these things before. What to do? He issued an edict to summon the immortals of the ministries, commissions, bureaus, and offices of the Heavenly Court to participate in the enlarged meeting of the bureau and secretariat held with the Council of Elders.
At the meeting, everyone listened to the brief introduction of these issues by Fox Xian, director of the research office, because the major immortals had no experience in handling specific affairs and did not know how to deal with them, so they each took it for granted that under the premise of basing themselves on their own positions and reducing their own troubles, they made some conflicting propositions, and you and I could not come up with a unified opinion. The wrinkles of the Jade Emperor's brow deepened, and the Queen Mother's mother had no more opinions.
The director of the Council of Elders, Taibai Venus Li Changgeng, was experienced, and the trouble that Sun Wukong had caused in the Heavenly Palace was that he used soft power to solve it. Erlang God's hard strength, Sun Dasheng did not obey at all. It was still Elder Li who first entrusted him with the official title of Bow Ma Wen, and later engaged in the honor of Qi Tian Dasheng, which subjugated this demon monkey. Li Laode was highly respected, experienced, and resourceful, and he knew that such a situation would occur. Seeing that the time had come, he rushed to the Jade Emperor's side and bit his ear with the Jade Emperor.
Your Majesty, it seems that the world has changed a lot recently, and the heavenly court's management of the grass-roots civil servants sent to the mortal world also needs to be reformed to keep pace with the times.
First of all, the matter of scattered immortals wandering around. The Immortal Activity Center of the grassroots Celestial Civil Servants who had concentrated back in the Heavenly Court had already been discussed. If they have a place to go, they will no longer wander around and obstruct their view. In this matter, the Jade Emperor ordered you to go down, find a quiet place, and then let the Heavenly Soldier Heavenly General go to make a surprise attack.
I heard that, Lin Mei, a company of CitiGuo in West Niuhezhou, and Xiao Mo, for the general staff to run errands outside the scene to look good, once appointed 232 deputy general manager VPs, in fact, it is equivalent to the authority of the section, but it sounds like a powerful senior management. Citigroup has also set up the position of vice president without real power to those who run business outside. The true C-suite vice president is always the senior vice president SVP.
We in the Heavenly Palace can also do this, and change the name of the post to the grass-roots civil servants who are sent to work in the difficult places, and the nominal official title is two levels higher and the higher level is everywhere, and when they return to the heavens, the nominal official title will be changed to a false investigator, and the actual position will be promoted by the recourse. It is as if in mortal worlds, the position of the beijing official is high and the power is small, while the county official Qipin is powerful. This would also encourage them to work among the mortals. The same is true of the village officials in the mortal world. In ancient times, officials only went to the county level, and then there were only small officials who were not officials. Now the village official's cry sounds so good. When the level of title is mentioned, their ability to bear the grievances they have suffered at work is greater, and the problems will be solved by more than half.
These grassroots civil servants who go to work at the grass-roots level in the Heavenly Court, and return to the Heavenly Court after the level of treatment are linked to cash, can learn from the Eastern Tang Dynasty in the mortal world, and give priority to the use of candidates to make up for the actual shortage. Anyway, the heavenly court is very large, keep the current compound, build another circle around the periphery, and the compound will be divided into two grades: the core compound and the peripheral compound. The grassroots civil servants in the Heavenly Court who are promoted after returning to the Heavenly Court are in the outer courtyard. In the future, it is not enough, then build a third wall. In this way, the original compound will have two layers of perimeter guards in the future, which will be safer.
Elder Li Changgeng continued that he could also consider setting up some new posts to meet the new needs of the immortals stationed in the mortal world, and take advantage of the situation to solve the redundant personnel that now appear in the sky. For example, the land father-in-law has the land mother-in-law to accompany, and the stove prince is not allowed to bring family members, a lonely duty is not good, let the stove prince also bring his family members to him as an assistant, the level is deputy section (deputy chief section member), so that at least half of the problem can be solved.
As a deputy section-level heavenly court civil servant, the assistant to The Stove Prince also had authority. Since there are now melamines, gutter oil, clenbuterol, Sudan red, a drop of incense, hormones, water-injected meat, pesticide residues, etc., as well as genetically modified foods, etc., there are a large number of food safety problems in the stove, then this problem is supervised by the assistant of the stove. The stove king manages the performance of the character, and the wife of the stove king is the assistant, and it is most appropriate to supervise food safety on the stove head.
Then set up a few hundred of its assistants, all of whom were sent to the mortal world to serve, and each state capital had one committee. Since the BMW in the Tiangong is managed by the bow horse, in addition to a large number of non-motorized vehicles, the number of motor vehicles has suddenly increased a lot, as well as electric vehicles and electric bicycles. As a deputy to Bow Ma Wen, he sent a group of scattered immortals to serve, and his profession was also corresponding, managing the affairs of motor vehicles in the mortal world. In particular, monitor cars and drivers who violate regulations or hit-and-run.
In addition, the Immortal Reception Office can also be set up in the Heavenly Palace to specially greet those who are suddenly laid off from the grass-roots level, such as the Emperor and his wife and the land grandfather and grandfather,in-law, so that they will not go to the Peach Orchard, guanghan Palace, Bow Ma Wen Compound and the Milky Way after returning to the Heavenly Court to disturb the order. In this way, there can be a guest house director, deputy director, assistant director and other positions can arrange for other alternate positions of the immortals to take up their posts.
Inspectors should also be set up. I have heard about the old man, a well-known artist in citi country named Richard Sister, who worshiped the disciple of the Jade Emperor's old friend Buddha, Sun Dada, as an apprentice; in addition, there are many temples and Taoist temples in the eastern tufan, and there are also foreigners from the western heavens who are Shami nuns and Taoist children. And in the eastern earth, there are also people who believe in foreign gods. Now every time before and after the Qingming Dynasty, what Easter in the Western Heavens, and thanksgiving in November, and December 24 in the Western Heavens, that is, the twenty-third of our Waxing Moon, everywhere in the mortal world and in the sky can encounter Western foreigners and foreign gods, as well as many fake foreign devils with colorful hair.
The mortal world is now an open society, and there are more exchanges between the eastern land and the eastern and western oceans. The Celestial Realm must also keep pace with the times. Therefore, more inspectors are appointed, mainly engaged in communication work such as translation and endorsement, and can also be fixed at the level of section members, and the main responsibility is to manage the dealings between the mortal people and the foreigners, to communicate the connection between the mortals and the heavenly court, to reduce the number of mortal people to the heavenly court to ring the bell and defend against injustice, and to maintain harmony and stability in the heavens.
The Lushan Immortal Cave is also a passage mouth under the Heavenly Immortals
Also, would you consider contacting the Buddha and Guanyin personally, and some of the great immortals who warned the Heavenly Court to ask them to collect back the mounts, bookboys, slaves, and monsters that their grandchildren had turned into monsters that had not been noticed. The Bull Demon King was a slave of the Buddha and Guanyin, and he wanted to sneak off to the mortal world again this time. A while ago, Tang Sanzang, the imperial disciple of the Tang Dynasty, went to the Western Heavens to learn the scriptures, and the apprentice Monkey Head, that is, the Bow Ma Wen that we had recruited earlier, turned his face to the Bull Demon King who had worshiped the shogun earlier. Aren't those monsters that the monkey head encountered changed under the hands of some of their large and small immortal families? If it weren't for the jade emperor and the face of the Buddha and Guanyin, those demons would have killed all of our earlier Bow Ma Wen. Please both of them, as well as the great immortals in the Heavenly Palace, check themselves and take back the Bull Demon King and the various youkai, the Cow Gang and the other little demons He Zu Daoya.
After listening to it, the Jade Emperor felt that his eyes lit up, and then he looked at the Queen Mother and Lady Niangniang nodding with a smile, so he ordered the director of the research office, Hu Xian, to draw up the Heavenly Court Official Document Tianzi Tiger Year No. 001, which he planned to sign and convey to the ministries, commissions, bureaus, and offices, and inform the various immortals in the major yamen of Li Lao's opinions.
When the Great Immortals of the Heavenly Palace saw the document plan, not only did their own interests not lose (the subordinates and grandchildren also had fun and could go home safely), but they might also take advantage of the opportunity to arrange for the idle middle and lower-level immortals who were waiting for their subordinates to go out to occupy the land, and they all nodded their heads and praised Li Laoying in unison, shouting that the Jade Emperor Buddha has no boundaries, Li Lao is always healthy, Maitreya Guanyin is relatively healthy, and the immortals are barely healthy.
The Jade Emperor heard that the leaders of various departments and units of the ministries, commissions, bureaus, and offices and the immortals reacted positively, and their worries were all gone, and Fushu laughed and said yes. The documents were issued to inform all units of the Heavenly Court, and the administrative department handled them one by one according to the opinions of Elder Chang Geng.
Pearl River Estuary Ferris Wheel, Shenzhen Qianhai. It is said that some gods now taste the freshness and begin to ride the Ferris wheel under the mortal world.
This is the article of the previous two years, and it is also used for the occasion of the twenty-third day of the waxing moon.