Anhui "oil poet" Hu Dawei and literary friends of the exchange of interesting facts

Hu Dawei, male, from Wuhu, Anhui, warm male after the 80s. This person is less than 1,812 centimeters tall, this person weighs definitely more than 44.9 kilograms, this person loves gags and jokes, so he makes a fool of himself and shows off his wits, and this person is simply brazen and thick-skinned and thick-skinned. Whoever he hears, he cries, and when he sees his writing, he provokes. His own unique life experience can be described as colorful, and his interaction with literary friends is also interesting. Let me give you an example.

(1) Play "Eagle"

Once, Ge Weimin, vice chairman and secretary general of the Wuhu Wanlan District Writers Association (pen name "Zhuge Xiongying"), posted a group of submission mailboxes about the "Bud" magazine in the writers' association, and another wenyou named Wang Tingjin was a little embarrassed, saying that "the threshold is too high, and it is prohibitive!" Secretary General Ge immediately cheered Wang Tingjin: "Don't be afraid! "Jiuxuan" published the short story "Going to Hefei" by He Shiping, a member of the Chinese Writers Association, and was published in the first issue of Dianchi in 2022. This means that if it can be published in "Dove", it is possible to publish it in other journals. ”

At that time, Hu Dawei just happened to be idle, after seeing it, he randomly wrote a dozen oil poems @ Ge Weimin: "Encourage not chicken blood, seriously do literature, peanut sunflower seeds, eagles to a dish?" It means that secretary-general Ge's encouragement is not at all chicken blood, and admires the literary spirit and literary pursuit that he has been seriously creating for so many years. It just so happened that at that time, the Wanlan District Writers Association was about to organize a "Spring Festival Tea Party", and nearly 40 people had taken the initiative to sign up, so Hu Dawei took advantage of the "vision" and combined with the shouting and selling of "peanut sunflower seeds" in the train corridor, invited by poetry, and shouted in the air. The astute and versatile Secretary General Ge, who was aware of it, immediately replied to a poem and @ Hu Dawei: "There is a plate of dim sum, waiting for you to eat." Literary friends gather in the bay and talk about literature together. "The theme and friendship of the upcoming tea party were vividly expressed. At this moment, Hu Dawei's interest was ignited. Hu Dawei did not show weakness, and soon came out again and @ Ge Weimin: "It is difficult to forget the hospitality, raise a glass and sing, 'boo' a sound, fart to stomach rise." Secretary General Ge laughed loudly, @Hu Dawei: "The oil saint hand has come out of the fart." Hu Dawei was overjoyed, and responded that he said, "Eat too much, drink too much, sing too fiercely, and a physiological reaction occurred." ”

(2) Talking about "soldiers" dancing "arrows"

The most lively is also the "Yellow River Creation" group. Friends from all over the world and from all over the world gathered here. There are those who are silent, there are those who shoot bricks, there are those who are cold-eyed, there are those who smash eggs, there are those who are provocative, there are those who are almost bloody, there are those who are particularly torn, there are those who are low-key and humble, there are those who talk loudly, there are those who are pure-hearted, there are those who are indignant, there are those who do not see and are not upset, and there are those who do not jump in the "Yellow River" and do not die. Things are clustered in groups, people are divided into groups, each has its own position, and kills each other. Fortunately, it ended perfectly in the end, and finally "river crabs" were born.

The "Yellow River Creation" group has a literary friend called "Wu Jian" "Mushroom Cool", the article is written very smoothly and with charm, it is said that before it was still a famous champion on the forum, quite a "forum alliance lord" storm domination, swallowing mountains and rivers. The words are fast, the style is new, the hand is at hand, and the best articles are picked up. This literary friend, who provoked people to not discuss, spoke like a volcano spewing thin, and the sun scorching the sky. When others cut flesh, she can cut the soul, fight with her tongue, and give up who else? Don't take the time to waste time with her, the fire will come up to kill you, and break the big light bulb in the air. There is a literary friend named "Lao Gai" in the group, who has made many large-scale documentaries and has been on CCTV. He used the word "heroic" to describe the "martial arrows" literary friends, really people who understand "arrows"!

Hu Dawei was deeply impressed by the "arrogance" of the "wu jian" wenyou, and created a couplet of his own and gave it to this sister: the upper link was called "stir up people, the six relatives do not recognize"; the lower link was called "Talking, to the point"; the horizontal batch was -- "Wu Jian" mighty.

"Wu Jian" Wenyou wrote an article "The Self-Cultivation of Stupid Birds", and previously posted a photo of himself in the group. After Hu Dawei saw it, he felt that the Si people were quite feminine, and immediately offered oil poems: "The mountains are high and the water is long, the martial arrows are beautiful women, the bows and magpies are pulled, and the stupid birds flutter their wings." ”

The "Martial Arrow" Wenyou actually did not scare him!

"Tan Bing" Wenyou is a man with a bit of a mood, who looks like a "thief", occasionally photographs and a background music, and sends it to the "Yellow River Creation" group. The pictures are beautiful and the music is moving. It feels like his mastery of miniature novels and making "paper" is very high. These are not the reasons why I really like to "talk about soldiers" literary friends. I fell in love with the "Tan Bing" literary friend, mainly because of his red envelopes. He is a man who does not skimp on red envelopes.

Once, when he sent out red envelopes, Hu Dawei grabbed one, and he was so happy that he wrote a dozen oil poems: "Talking about soldiers sending red envelopes, literati selling wind and turmoil, a piece of paper and tears, the level is indeed high." Then, "Tan Bing" sent another one. This time, Hu Dawei did not even grab it with Mao, and immediately hit the oil: "The red envelope is wonderful, Dawei did not grab it, the real material is real, and he turns back to the cellar." "It's funny and fun to incorporate what happened, the slogan, the meaning of having time to dry wine into the oil poem." Talking about soldiers" occasionally responds with oil, but it also rhymes. Seeing the situation, Hu Dawei adopted the technique of wanting to suppress the first Yang, and played a poem of oil: "Talking about soldiers is really handsome, and the oil poems are quite rhyming, that is, a mouth, lacking the training of a beautiful woman." "Tan Bing" often published a lot of small novels on the Internet under the name of "Oil Paper Umbrella", and Hu Dawei quipped to him: "Tan Bing held an umbrella, guarded by the West Lake, and saw Wu Meiniang, cold from head to toe." Seeing that "Tan Bing" was summoned by his daughter-in-law, he immediately followed: "Wife summoned, do not dare to love war, pull out legs and run, brush pots and cook." Seeing "Talking About Soldiers" talking about the discoloration of his daughter-in-law, so he came to a "family with Wu Zetian, suffering from the immortals, it is better to go out of the 'cheating' and take the Meidi by the hand." Worried that "Mei Di" Wenyou misunderstood, he actually made a note: "Rail, Wuhu Light Rail also." This is based on the "Yellow River Cultural Creation" public account, a novel written by a Wuhu literary friend about "derailment", and the association and docking.

Sometimes, the "MeiDi" literary friends will also be happy and happy, and Hu Dawei will always respond quickly, such as: "Talking about soldiers without yellow, the earth stops turning, and the only person who heals and saves people is Wu Meiniang." "Medee is not to blame, contemptible people are not scoundrels, occasionally sell mouths, people and animals are not harmful." "I took a sip of wine, my ass rolled and urine flowed, the road was uneven, and my throat roared."

(3) Being "patted bricks"

look at! Hu Dawei began to "stir up the wind and make waves" again this morning. He used the word "slow voice" as the name of the word brand, and wrote a word with the title of "sad". Because I know my own level, I also deliberately note "drama" - no matter three or seventy-one, first find yourself a step down. Who's the big coffee in the group?

Slow Voice and Sadness (Comrade Dawei Drama)

Inside the Yellow River, smashing eggs and slapping bricks, shouting for a while. How to tolerate the falling flower season, the good times are not long. The mouth of the yo-yo is difficult to extinguish, could it be: literati are light? Feeling sad, heart dripping blood, but pretending to be compassionate.

The leader of the group was in pain. How much support do you expect to improve? Guarding the computer, speechless and not wanting to type? Looking at the arms and legs, why bother: wading through this muddy water. Grandson called, Grandpa go to bed!

This lame "slow sound" was directly slapped by the group leader "Heluo", saying: "In addition to the number of words, the comfort and advice of the heart are worth affirming, but the word pulse of this work is obstructed, the rhythm is greatly lost, the roughness is not completed, and it is not in the list of should be harmonized." He further pointed out, "Holding up people's signs, and not following the path of the cards, making the warm words irrelevant, indicating that the creative attitude is apologetic and serious." "The mood is light, the expression is smiling... Huh huh huh huh huh Uh-huh

Hu Dawei cleverly said that this is now popular, called "diaosi type writing", which is the effect of learning Chow Sing Chi's film and Deyun Society's cross-talk. "Tan Bing" Wenyou immediately pointed out, "Poetry is nothing to oil, but if you note the name of the word in front, it will be different." It's the rule! "The mood is light, the expression is smiling... In the end, Hu Dawei was poor in reason and words, willing to bow to the inferiority, admit his mistakes, and correct them in the future.

Suddenly, Hu Dawei thought of a person and composed a poem: "Double wood for the forest fluttering, the master is rogue and frivolous, once the sea clouds steamed fog, the Yellow River roared and the water rose again." ”

Dumb, because of the past, and the story of the past!