The movie "囧 Boy" recommended by the god today
The children believed that six electric fans were turned on together
You can blow out a tornado and enter a different dimension
The little god will take you on the time machine today
We are convinced of those childhoods
The "scam" that woke up when I grew up
1. You were picked up by your mother from the garbage heap.
The first thing to say has to be it. The garbage dump is a great place for children! There are also many friends who said that they picked up Ma Ma from the toilet. The little god could only sympathize.
2. When changing teeth, the upper teeth should be thrown to the bottom of the bed, and the lower teeth should be thrown to the roof.
Grandma said not to throw no teeth, Grandma said not to throw teeth is not aligned. The little god didn't know why, in short, it was right to throw it!
3. Playing umbrellas in the house or stepping on the shadow or being stepped on the head with one's foot will not grow tall.
Have you ever preferred to die than have an umbrella in the house? Have you ever stepped on the shadow with your friends? Have you ever had to jump three times after playing vaulting?
In short, I have a thousand reasons not to grow tall. It's all about genes.
4. Eating ear droppings will make you dumb.
Because of this sentence, the little god has always been in awe of ear...
However, science has proven that ear feces are just oil secretions in the human body. Friends can eat with peace of mind
5. The rice grains in the bowl will grow hemp if they are not eaten cleanly.
When I was a child, I heard Ma Ma say this, and every time I had to clean up the bottom of the bowl. Whether they grow or not, everyone must cherish the grain and eat all the food.
6. Just born ass is a whole, because accidentally fell, the ass fell into two lobes.
In addition to hurting his own ass, the little god was also curious, why is it two petals? Not four lobes, six lobes and eight petals?
7. Eat and bite your tongue because you want to eat meat!
The little god friendly reminds that frequent biting of the tongue may be a precursor to some diseases, but we must be vigilant!
8. Three more in the middle of the night to look in the mirror will see ghosts.
How many horror movies are this routine, three more midnight mirror appeared In the mirror Ah Piao, the protagonist fell into the wilderness and fled.
But don't be fang! The little god can look in the mirror in the middle of the night, and will never be scared to cry, at most it is ugly crying...
9. Shaking your legs will get poor!
It is said that everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart...
10. If you cry again, the police uncle will take you away!
When I was a child, every time I cried, as long as Ma Ma threw this sentence, the little god immediately obediently shut up. When I grew up, I learned that the police uncles were not terrible, they only caught the bad guys, not the children.
ps: In addition to these, what did you believe silly when you were a child? Share it with you in the message
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The little god willfully gives gifts
1 Doctor Strange mouse pad
2 Doctor Strange card pack
3 "Funny Bird Story" package
4 "Funny Bird Story" key chain + stationery
5 Ice Age packs
6 "Pet Big Secret" pack
7 Dragon Fist Kid T-shirt
8 "Dragon Fist Kid" mobile phone case + Ben + key chain
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1. Leave a message telling the little god "What did you believe when you were a child?" ", or other childhood anecdotes
2. Reply to "Childhood Scam" in the background to get the activity rules
Note: The deadline is 10:00 a.m. on Monday, November 21, 2016
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