Earlier wrote a couplet story of the legendary talented woman Su Xiaomei zhidou future husband JunJun Qinguan.
Shanglian: The son is the husband, the woman is the wife, and the children are good; Su Xiaomei is in love with the lower link, and Qin Guan is in love
In fact, there are many more couplet stories of the talented girl Su Xiaomei who "does not let the eyebrows be shaved"...
For example, the famous "Cave House Flower Candle Night, Su Xiaomei vs. Lian Nan Fu Jun", a wonderful lian "closed the door and pushed open the window before the moon" to make the husband Jun Qin Guan difficult outside the cave room.
Qin Guan, who was thinking about it, finally with the secret help of Su Dongpo, threw stones into the well and got inspiration, so as to "throw stones to stir up the water and the sky", and then smoothly entered the cave room. Passed down as a couplet story.
Today's couplet story takes place on the west lake of Hangzhou, where "there is heaven on the top and Suzhou and Hangzhou on the bottom", and there is a different taste and taste: because there are Su Dongpo, there is a Buddhist monk with great wisdom and foolishness, and there is the protagonist Su Xiaomei, whom we never forget.
First, the three masters of the West Lake guess the puzzle, but the mystery is the same destination
Beautiful view of the West Lake, March day; spring rain like wine, willows like smoke.
The rough voice and full of charm of the boat rudder resound on the picturesque West Lake.
Steal half a day's leisure.
One day, Su Dongpo, who was then the governor of Hangzhou, was busy with official business, took the monk's friend Buddha seal, and took a boat to visit the West Lake; how could he get less resourceful Su Xiaomei?
At the other end of the ship are the old helmsman who has experienced many vicissitudes, shaking the boat; and his granddaughter, a gentle and beautiful Jiangnan woman Chunmei.
On the low table at the bow of the ship were wine jugs, glasses, bowls, chopsticks and a few small dishes.
The scenery is picturesque, everyone drinks and orders, so unhappy. How rare is this scene to be a bard.
The Buddhist monks seem to be generous, but in fact, they are very intelligent and learned.
First of all, I opened my mouth: today I am happy to swim with the beautiful scenery of the West Lake; we should not stick to the poetry today, otherwise everyone will come to play guessing.
Everyone takes turns to give poems, and the poems contain mysteries; no matter whether the language is refined, it can reach the meaning, and let others guess the mystery.
Shortly after the three of them boarded the boat, they heard a burst of sawmilling noises not far away, and they couldn't help but touch Yaxing. pregnant! The Buddha Seal first chanted:
I have a room,
Half of the room is leased to the Wheel King.
Sometimes a ray of light is emitted,
Evil in the world does not dare to stop it.
Su Xiaomei did not directly say the mystery, but confidently continued to give a poem, reading:
I have a boat,
One hand is shaking and the other is holding.
Pull the fiber when you go,
Shake the bridge back when you return.
Su Dongpo listened, smiled and said: One of you has a house, one has a boat, for the brother is shabby, there is only one piano, this is:
I have a piano,
The strings are hidden in the belly.
Bullets against the trees,
Specialized in the sound of sawing wood.
Hearing Su Dongpo finished chanting, everyone looked at each other, and then they laughed, and there was a feeling of pity for each other.
If you talk about ordinary people, you may feel that these people are moody and abnormal; in fact, they are masters of tricks, victory and defeat are in one thought, and all three of them have guessed the mystery of others.
Because the mystery of the three oil poems is the same thing: that is, the "ink bucket" used for carpentry to put the line.
Second, the boat woman is anxious to be born in the wisdom of the union, and the East Slope Qiao is to win the heart
The three of them chanted poems and guessed the puzzle, so it was not hilarious. This scene caught the attention of one person, that is, the aforementioned, chunmei, the granddaughter of the ship's helmsman.
Chunmei has been clever since childhood, and she also likes poetry couplets. Although I did not regularly attend private school, I also heard about it at home and knew a little bit about it.
Today, I happened to have nothing to do, and came to the boat to help; saying that it was help, it was actually fun, so as to enjoy the scenery of the West Lake.
Seeing the three people on the boat, I had doubts at first, because it was very similar to the Su brothers and sisters and the Buddhist monks in folklore. However, I am afraid to confirm.
Just in time to hear the three people guessing the puzzle, listening to their literary style, watching their behavior, confirming that it is the legendary three people, it is undoubtedly excited, very excited. Since then, the eyes have never left Su Dongpo.
At this point, some people may be surprised; here we want to focus on the popularity of Su Dongpo at that time.
Up to the imperial palace, down to the people; up to the empress, the chancellor, down to the peddlers and pawns, Su Dongpo's poetry can be said to be Luoyang paper expensive, everyone rushes to read Su Dongpo's poetry. Su Dongpo can be said to be a national idol.
At this time, the idol is around, as a young girl of good age, how can you not pay attention? How can you not reverie?
Chun Mei is smart, and the girl has her own way of a girl, taking the opportunity to pour wine for the three of them.
Chun Mei said a blessing to them and said: Disturbing you Yaxing, I overheard your literary talents, and I was very impressed. The slave family is shallow, and occasionally they have to go uplink, and they can't think about it. I would like to ask all of you to deal with it on your behalf. As he spoke, he groaned out the upper link:
The fisherwoman dresses up the wave as a mirror
This uplink is very graphic and has a sense of picture. Thinking of the boat girl, who came and went in the wind and waves every day, she had to comb her hair with the lake as a mirror.
Chun Mei groaned out of the Shanglian and said that he was asking you to come right, but in fact, she had been looking at Su Dongpo with affection.
This scene was looked at by Su Xiaomei next to her, covering her mouth to see how her brother ended. Because there are many such situations, girls who like Su Dongpo are like carp crossing the river.
The famous Su Xueshi, at this time, did not think too long, so he replied with the situation that the scholar wrote every day, so he said:
Shusheng cultivates the land for the field
The right thing to do is both neat and clever. Chunmei was very happy, and her heart was like the surface of the West Lake, with layers of ripples.
The old helmsman took the opportunity to sing the long-lost little song:
Whew... Whew...
Beautiful view of the West Lake, March day too. Spring rain is like wine, willows are like smoke...
The boat slowly moves forward in the West Lake, sparkling in the distance.
Chunmei, the daughter of the boat, was embarrassed to stay at the bow of the ship, so she went to the stern again, only the gaze was still affectionate.
Su Xiaomei wanted to alleviate the embarrassing scene, looked at the Buddhist monk on the boat, and wanted to take the opportunity to make things difficult for him; the spirit moved, and the heart was calculated. Out of a picture of the uplink:
Five hundred arhats crossed the river, and a thousand Buddhas on the shore
This connection is very clever, five hundred arhats plus reflections, is a thousand Buddhas.
The Buddha touched his bald head and looked at the lake, thinking of the moon falling on the lake at night. The Spirit of the Way:
A beautiful person reflects the moon, and two chanjuans in the heavens on earth
It was a wonderful coincidence, and Su Dongpo couldn't help but marvel at it. Not only did he reply to shanglian, but he also praised Su Xiaomei, whose beauty was like the Chanjuan fairy in the Guanghan Palace.
Third, the ship woman saved people on the shore, and the east slope repaired the embankment for all generations
When the ship was about to dock, a drunk man on a donkey on the shore came into view, and his appearance was very funny.
Su Xiaomei took the lead and came out with a couplet:
The drunk man rode a donkey, shaking his head and shaking his head forward
The language image is realistic, the association is natural and appropriate, the posture is posture, and the humor is ridiculous.
This alliance suddenly stumped both Su Dongpo and the Buddhist monks.
At the moment when he was at a loss, the Buddhist monk secretly laughed out loud; when everyone was confused, he pointed his finger at the old helmsman at the stern of the ship, and then pointed to the lower link:
The helmsman shakes the oar and bends his feet without moving
The lower link is very appropriate and clever. The battle is neat and tidy, and there is no trace.
Su Dongpo was secretly paying attention to the drunkard on the shore at this time, because he knew that on the shore of the West Lake, the silt was piled up, the soil was very soft, and if he did not pay attention, the donkey would lose its front hoof and fall into the lake.
The more I'm afraid of what, the more I get!
The drunkard riding the donkey really walked less than a dozen steps, and then he plunged into the lake. Su Dongpo screamed darkly, the lake is very deep, it is important to save people quickly.
At a time when everyone is in a hurry and panic. A red figure fell into the water, and not long after, under the gaze of everyone, he rescued the drunkard.
It turned out that it was Chunmei, the granddaughter of the helmsman, who bravely entered the water to save the drunkard at a time of crisis.
Su Dongpo and the three of them admired Chunmei's chivalry and bravery, and they were really haojie among women.
Because it is Yangchun March, the temperature is still very low, Su Dongpo is worried that Chunmei will be infected with wind and cold, so he uses what he usually learns and personally prescribes decoction for it.
The Buddhist monk looked at this scene and was very touched, so he chanted a couplet:
Lady sitting in the bisha tent, smoke cage peony;
Peony is both the name of the medicine and a bright and beautiful flower, which at this time alludes to the spring plum in the account.
Su Xiaomei thought to herself, Aren't you the four empty people? The whole sentence is not far from the beauty. You just won the sentence by chance, and you must move back to a round at this time.
Then he looked at the Buddhist monk and smiled unkindly, and the monk was laughed to the point that his heart was hairy. At this time, Su Xiaomei blurted out:
Wash the monks by the pool of clear water, and soak the gourds in the waves.
The upper sentence is beautiful, like a light yarn beauty picture, elegant and elegant.
The lower link is smooth and sharp, just like a monk's custom painting, and the vulgar two are not rough. In particular, the image of "wave dipping gourd" is very expressive.
Su Dongpo and Chunmei couldn't help but laugh...
In fact, Su Dongpo went to the West Lake to enjoy the scenery on the same day, playing on the one hand, secretly investigating the people's feelings, and has always wanted to relieve the flooding of the West Lake for the people.
That's why he kept an eye on the silt by the lake, prejudging that a drunkard might fall into the water.
Shortly thereafter, Su Dongpo led the crowd to dredge the West Lake, mobilized more than 200,000 migrant workers, expelled the fields, restored the old temple, and built three pagodas (that is, today's Three Pools of The Moon) as a symbol in the deepest part of the lake.
He gathered the excavated silt and built a long causeway that ran through the West Lake, and the six bridges on the embankment were connected to each other for pedestrians, and the posterity was called "Sugong Causeway", referred to as "Su Causeway".
Later, the "Three Pools of the Moon" and "Spring Dawn of su causeway" became one of the ten scenic spots of the West Lake. Moreover, the construction of the Su Causeway has eliminated the flooding of the West Lake and facilitated the passage of the people.
As for the spring plum girl that everyone cares about, and listen to the next decomposition...