< folklore&gt; Su Dongpo's drama people are not anti-play

During the Northern Song Dynasty, Su Dongpo (苏轼), Qin Shaoyou (Qin Guan) and the Buddhist monk were good friends.

At one point, the three of them were drinking and having fun in a boat at West Lake. Su Dongpo and Qin Shaoyou deliberately teased the Buddhist monk and wanted him to spend money to entertain him.

Qin Shaoyou proposed that [there is coming and going] and [one goes and no coming] are connected into a poem. Whoever can't do it is the owner of today's feast.

Su Dongpo will understand and clap his hands in approval. The Buddhist monk knew that his knowledge was inferior to that of the two, but he could not bear to acquiesce.

Who is Su Dongpo? Talented literary everyone! Only to see him blink for a moment, blurted out: "There are comings and goings on Liang Shangyan, and there is no bow and arrow when they go." Liang Shangyan, bow on arrow, no money in the waist to enter the store. ”

Qin Shaoyou was not simple either, and then said with ease: "There are weaving shuttles that come and go, and there are no waves on the water when they go." Weaving shuttles, water waves, no money in the waist can not sit. ”

Speaking of these three people, in terms of talent and wealth, they belong to the lowest Buddhist monks. Therefore, he also understood that Su and Qin were teasing and laughing at themselves. Although I felt unhappy in my heart, the most urgent thing was how to find a way to fight back against the two.

Time slowly passed, And Su Qin looked at the red-faced Buddha Seal monk and quipped, "It seems that today's banquet must be the Buddha Seal Master Brother doing the east!" After saying that, the two laughed loudly.

In the midst of anxiety, the Buddhist monk "banged" and let out a fart. It was this physiological reaction that gave inspiration and inspiration to the Buddhist monks. Only to see him straighten up, unhurriedly moaned: "There is a tone of voice, and a fart is a fart." It's a tone, it's a fart, and there's no money in your waist. ”

Yin Bi, the Buddhist monk smiled and asked, "Two benevolent brothers, how about the next humble poem?" ”

Su and Qin, two great talents, originally wanted to tease the monk, but they did not expect to be overthrown by the monk. For a moment, there was no word for it.