Or so - Tianjin Jinnan District 60s grandpa anti-epidemic dialogue

Or so - Tianjin Jinnan District 60s grandpa anti-epidemic dialogue

Lee Tuan Notepad

The sky has clouds made of fish

Li Tuan lived in Jinnan District, formerly known as Nanjiao.

Yesterday at 5 p.m., Li Tuan's little old suo sent a photo from the city of Tianjin: There is a cloud made of fish in Tianjin, it is an auspicious fish!

When the tube catches up, what situation does the tube encounter, the tianjin uncle can always see a good scenery, the heart is open, and the eyesight is good.

The sudden drop of the epidemic, let's take a look at what the Tianjin Jinnan uncles in the WeChat circle of friends say -

Before the second test

Lao Sun said:

At two o'clock in the afternoon, our community did a nucleic acid test, just now the owner group called volunteers, I opened the mobile phone to register.

Property King said that people are enough. I said volunteers are not too many.

Xiao Wang said that he really didn't need it. I said you really don't want to be polite to me.

Xiao Wang said that I was really not polite. I said you are not really polite can you be?

The two of us "really really" back and forth a few, Xiao Wang went to busy business phone to hang up, this counts that way, I am not qualified?

Lao Liu said:

Leather pants cover cotton pants, there must be a reason, either the cotton pants are thin, or the leather pants have no hair.

No one asked you to sell the rioter, have the strength to give me a side sweep to listen, when did I get on the blacklist?

To you, Jie is Xiao Wang's original words: Jie Da cold weather, Uncle Sun protected himself even if he was a volunteer, really, I begged him.

Before retiring last year, I was shouted by my grandson brother and grandson; now I don't have to dye my black hair when I don't go to the unit, my sideburns are gray, and I am called uncle wherever I go. Too sudden, can't you first call me "uncle" for a while, without even giving a transition?

Lao Wu said:

All 61, what else to transition? Why aren't you a monkey, buried under the mountain for 500 years, and the monkey that collapsed out is still a young monkey.

Which fart broke you out?

I have to advise you, wear thick points when doing nucleic acid, over 60 years old, less to take the offender as heroic, not infected with Aomi and then freeze out of the cold, fever, snot, ha lazi can flow vigorously, ambulance police car also have to pull you away to isolate, at least for a few days, the community "prevention" rises "sealing control", everyone green code becomes red code. At that time, you don't call anything, just call a rat in the community.

Stinky pigeons beep.

Lao Sun is a carrier pigeon, an excellent breed, but can not always fry the wool.

No one asked you to give me three views, we have always been the ceiling of high consciousness, and it is not simple to be a well-behaved uncle of yours.

After the second test

How, we over 60 years old and children take the green channel to do nucleic acid, young people think really thoughtful, only half an hour to finish the thing back, much faster than a test.

Just enjoy the "preferential treatment policy for the elderly" for the first time in my life, Caught off guard, too sudden.

I owe you a long line for two hours, and it is not sudden to freeze into a grandson's beating.

Lao Sun just had an annoying mouth, didn't he just take a pocket of "warm baby" from home and give it to doctors and volunteers?

He is like the kind of old driver who has been in the traffic technology school for two years, the technology is excellent and obeys the traffic rules, the temper stinks the passengers, and the attitude determines everything Know? If you don't change your bad temper, it's what young people say, "Bad guys get old."

When I came home from a test the day before yesterday, my grandson cried and shouted that he was frozen. I told him about the 1976 Tangshan earthquake, and in the winter everyone still lived in the earthquake shed, and the half-sized children who were not frostbitten on their feet and hands were fine. Today's children have poor resilience to disasters.

Sun Dude must have scared you.

Dare me! It is a rhetorical question: how can the earthquake to the new crown epidemic be related to you, is it your side? Hey hey, this muddy boy.