The father told his daughter about the fact that she used to starve when she was a child.
After listening, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked very sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" ”
Dad: "Xiaoming, don't go to school today, last night your mother gave birth to two little brothers for you." Just tell the teacher about it. Xiaoming: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one, and the other, and I want to save it for next week when I don't want to go to school." ”
An old man sat resting on a bench in the park, and a small child stood next to him for a long time and did not go.
The old man was very strange, so he asked, "Little angel, why are you standing here?" ”
The child said, "This bench has just been painted, and I want to see what it will look like when you stand up." ”
Little Boy: I want to buy that sanitary napkin.
Waiter: Did your mother ask you to buy it?
Little Boy: No.
Waiter: That's your sister?
Little Boy: No, I want to buy it.
Waiter: What do you buy sanitary napkins for?
Little Boy: I watched TV and said: With it you can swim, skate, and play tennis.
Xiao Mao went to kindergarten, and one day, the teacher asked, "Who knows how many countries there are in the world?" ”
Xiao Mao said, "I know! ”
The teacher said, "Then tell me which countries they are." ”
Xiao Mao said: "There are two countries, that is, China and foreign countries! ”
Two children chatting.
One asked: Why did your mom and dad beat you up last night?
Another answer: Hmm, all blame me for speaking carelessly.
What did you say wrong? They asked me if I was grandpa or grandpa?
I said: It's a mule or a horse to come out and slip out.