Couplets are commonly known as pairs and are deeply loved by the people.
In ancient times, there were many folk tales about pairs of pairs, which have been passed down for thousands of years and made the people talk about it.
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Today I will share with you a folk fun couplet story: Mr. Teaching and the owner fought with wits and courage, 4 consecutive uplinks, and finally got their wish, and ate meat!
"There is a house of gold in the book, and there is a beautiful jade in the book." Ancient readers changed their fate by reading, but if they were unlucky and not talented enough, they could only fall behind.
Like the great talent Pu Songling, he could not pass the entrance examination in his lifetime, and could only fall into a lifetime.
It is said that "a hundred useless students are students", and readers cannot pass the meritorious name, so how to make a living?
There are two common practices. One is that readers set up stalls to sell calligraphy and paintings, and write letters for the illiterate people.
There is also a kind of reader who runs to be a teacher, and when he meets a rich owner, he can eat and drink spicy and become a guest.
Even in many "talented and beautiful" novels, the fallen and helpless schoolboy became a teacher of a rich family, got the favor of the miss, achieved a good relationship, and finally the student was admitted to the title, and the miss double-flying, which was enviable.
But some mr. teachers are not so lucky. They are not big talents themselves, they don't have any big fame, so the owner is not willing to pay a high price to hire.
Just like the current workers, the reason why these readers choose to be Mr. Teaching is just to eat a mouthful of food, so they can't care about low wages, they can't care about the harsh working conditions, and they can make a living to support themselves.
It is said that there is such a teacher, he is also desperate, so he had to go to the home of a rich man in the next village to become a teacher.
This rich man was very miserly, and the salary offered was the lowest grade, but the reader was forced to accept it.
And the rich man promised: "On weekdays, it is all vegetarian dishes, no meat dishes." However, every New Year's Festival, he will be provided with meat dishes and add meals to him. ”
Mr. Teaching is so poor that he can eat meat, and it feels okay. Oh, humble workers, the requirements are so humble.
However, Mr. Teaching never expected that the humble expectation of "eating meat during the festival" was still overturned by the miserliness of the local rich man.
During the Qingming Festival, there was no meat in Mr. Teaching's bowl! It's tolerable, it's intolerable!
But Mr. Teaching still put up with it, he thought that the owner did not pay attention and forgot, so he did not have the good sense to open his mouth.
When it came to the Dragon Boat Festival, Mr. Teaching saw that there was still no meat in his bowl, which was really unbearable.
However, in order to order to order meat, he had a conflict with the owner, which seemed to have no emotional intelligence.
Therefore, Mr. Teaching wanted to come and go, and deliberately made a link to his student Xiao Wang, who is the son of the owner: "Takemoto has no heart, how can he be empty when he meets the festival?" ”
Mr. Teaching also specifically reminded Xiao Wang: "This shanglian is a pun, on the surface it says that bamboo has no heart but has a knot, but in fact there is another layer of meaning." So your downlink must also have two meanings. ”
Xiao Wang was dumbfounded, he wanted to break his head and couldn't think of what the teacher's shanglian meant.
At this time, Mr. Teaching reminded Xiao Wang in a timely manner: "If you don't know, go and ask your father." ”
Xiao Wang was confused and went to find the rich man, and the rich man listened to it and was happy, it turned out to be such a thing.
The rich man said to his son Xiao Wang, "Sir, he means to eat meat, but there is no money to buy him meat." Therefore, your downlink should express the meaning of no money. ”
With the idea, it was easy to deal with, Xiao Wang immediately thought of the lower link, and returned to Mr. Teaching: "The original seeds of the pine are all empty bags." ”
On the surface, the lower link says that the pine nuts will be empty after a while, but in fact, it means that there is no money in the pocket.
When Mr. Teaching listened, his lungs almost exploded. You say that forgetting once is also forgetting, and forgetting both festivals, isn't that deceiving?
When I met this kind of untrustworthy owner, Mr. Teaching really wanted to leave. But calm down, hey, a sigh, life is not easy, you can only endure it first.
Fast forward to the Tanabata Festival, which is another festival.
Mr. Teaching remembered the past events, and in the morning of Tanabata, he first greeted the owner and asked the student Xiao Wang to bring a shanglian to the owner: "The guest house is desolate, it is just this evening's Tanabata." ”
The implication of Mr. Teaching's words: Other people's Tanabata, cowherds and weaver girls together, I teach at your home, do not ask for beautiful women to accompany, only ask for food and some meat, is it difficult?
The rich man of the soil will not couplet, directly to his son: "You tell sir, Tanabata has no meat, you can wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival to add meat to him." ”
Therefore, Xiao Wang's lower link is: "Cold fasting and loneliness, can be moved to the mid-autumn of the next month." ”
(The desolate side is the same, and the lonely side is the same, which is really good.) ）
However, in the Mid-Autumn Festival, the local rich man still did not add food to Mr. Teaching, all of them were vegetables, and there was no meat.
Mr. Teaching really wanted to shoot the case and scolded: "Dog rich man! ”
But after calming down, Mr. Teaching still swallowed his anger and endured for the sake of his job.
He still used the old method to give Xiao Wang a pair, knocking on the side: "Green bamboo has no heart, and it is impossible to meet the festival immediately." ”
As a result, the rich man still used the dragging trick, so he dragged hard, and let Xiao Wang face the lower link: "If the black flower has an appointment, how late will it be after Chongyang?" ”
The meaning of the rich man is to say, don't worry, Chongyang Festival will give you more food!
From the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 to the Chongyang Festival on September 9, almost another month has passed, Mr. Teaching thought to himself, this time he can always eat meat.
As a result, when it comes to the Chongyang Festival, it is still empty and joyful, or the old way of green vegetables and turnips!
This time, Mr. Teaching couldn't help it, and directly gave Xiao Wang a link: "Han Sanjie, Zhang Liang Han Xin Di Renjie." ”
Xiao Wang was confused again, and he was familiar with the way to ask the old father what he meant.
The rich man was also stunned. Although he did not know any literature, he still listened to many stories. The three masters of the Han Dynasty should be Zhang Liang, Han Xin and Xiao He. This uplink is very problematic!
So the rich man said to Xiao Wang, "This question is wrong, you go back and ask sir, is he wrong?" Han Sanjie should be Zhang Liang, Han Xin and Xiao He. And Di Renjie was a tang dynasty person, and he didn't fit in at all. ”
Xiao Wang came to Mr. Teaching with a confused face and raised a question.
Mr. Teaching sneered and said, "Both of you father and son remember the han dynasty, why can't you even remember my meal?" I just want to eat meat for the holidays, how is it more difficult than ascending to the sky? ”
Xiao Wang's face was flushed, and he was very embarrassed, and immediately ran to the rich man and cried: "Stingy ghost, you are also too stingy!" You've lost all my face!" ”
The rich man had no choice but to immediately order the kitchen to prepare a large piece of fat for the gentleman.
Although it is fat meat, it is also meat after all, after all, it is also after so many months, so many uplinks in exchange, Mr. Teaching will eat with tears.
After eating the meat dish, Mr. Teaching resolutely proposed to resign: "This Mr. Teaching, Lao Tzu is not right!" September's salary, Lao Tzu does not want it, just give it to your stingy father and son! So you can gain a little bit more weight! ”
Then Mr. Teaching left in a dashing manner, never to return to this sad place, and never to associate with such a miserly owner again!
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