Went to apply for a driver, the boss is a woman, forty years old, did not talk about anything, said a little homely, and work experience, and then the boss gave me a bottle of nutrition express, I said not to drink, and then the boss gave me a bottle of rock sugar Sydney, I also said not to drink, and finally the boss brought me a cigarette, I took it, and then the boss said no driver, he invited me out of the office, confused me
A man went on a blind date and then asked many female guests on the stage the same question: "If your uncle or other relatives and friends are sick, and you only have a little money on your card, such as half a million, will you use it to save him?" Then many female guests on the stage left lights for him.
I have been with my girlfriend for a long time, and finally I went to KFC last night, everything was ready, she shyly bowed her head and said: The flower path has not been swept by guests, and the pengmen are now open for Jun. Duan friends, what do you mean?
Listening to my grandmother, it turned out that the family was poor, my father had not eaten much delicious food since he was a child, one day, my father came home from school, dragged a dead mouse, and shouted at the door: Mom, I am picking up meat... The next day, Grandma cut her long hair and bought two pounds of pork
Just entered the company today, colleagues looked at me with a smile, which made me feel full of doubts, and I asked: What's wrong with everyone, is there anything wrong? At this time, a buddy said, "I heard that you are eighty thousand?" I didn't answer, silently lit a cigarette, and fell into thought... I have eighty thousand things, why would they know, who in the end leaked the wind...
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