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Lai Xi sketch "After Poverty Alleviation" Line Script / Happy Northeast Wind

author:A tribute to the classics within the classics

Abstract: Ma Tiannu Wang Shuanglong Sun Xiuping

Lai Xi sketch "After Poverty Alleviation" Line Script / Happy Northeast Wind

Daughter-in-law: Hello everyone.

AUDIENCE: Okay.

Daughter-in-law: You are now watching the old lai's home in Huoyazi Village, Crooked Neck Township, Gaotuo County, and the scene brought to you by Laixi is directly harvested.

Laixi: I am the target of today's harvest.

Daughter-in-law: I am the object of the collection.

Laixi: The two of us are working on objects, stop, no, you said that I was nervous about this rehearsal, you said what we are doing today.

Daughter-in-law: The reporter came to the interview immediately, we must not prepare for it, then the reporter did not say, to interview how our family went from poverty to nothing left.

Laixi: Daughter-in-law, if you say so, I will sigh with a sigh, we should say so, how our family has gone from being poor and white, being poor to being a blockbuster, soaring into the sky, we earned money, and without hesitation, we generously donated money to those poor households, throwing thousands of dollars, not a penny left.

Daughter-in-law: I am confused, we should not have any points left, we should keep some.

Laixi: Can't stay, no matter how much we keep, we have to let my brother-in-law take it to Huo Huo.

Daughter-in-law: Then I donated it.

Laixi: Don't let him know about donating money.

Daughter-in-law: Well, if he knew, he would have to borrow money again.

LAIKI: Right, right. (Phone) Hello, Ma reporter, you are at the mouth of the village.

Reporter Ma: (phone) Ah, yes.

Laixi: You are like this, you pass through the middle of the bud rice field in the west of the village, passing through the old Zhao family's cowshed, the old Li family's pig pen, the old Guo family's chicken nest and the big yellow dog in the old Liu family's backyard, you see a two-story small building, you cat walk forward at the waist, there is a big stone at the end, you turn down the stone, pay attention not to fall, because the bottom is a maolou, after the maolou to my house, you come over.

Reporter Ma: You say it again.

Laixi: Ma reporter, you follow, you, no, you just wait there, I asked my daughter-in-law to come and pick you up.

Reporter Ma: Ah, okay, okay.

Laiki: Oh, well.

Daughter-in-law: What are you doing, don't say if he can climb over that hut, that big yellow dog is his hurdle.

Laixi: Daughter-in-law, in order not to let the brother-in-law see the horse reporter, we must let him take this roundabout route.

Daughter-in-law: Yes, he didn't borrow money from us, we all said no, if he knew, we would donate the fifty thousand yuan in front of the reporter in a moment, and it would be repaid.

(Unfinished)

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