The opening of these two people was the same as usual, Xiao Yueyue raised himself and snubbed Sun Yue.
After that, he first used the stalks of Confucius, Lao Tzu and Sun Tzu to shake off a burden.
To be honest, since the last time someone targeted Dongfang Xiaosun and scolded Xiaosun with "Sun Tzu", I don't have a good impression of this kind of stalk!
To be honest, it's okay to say this in a small theater, because the audience spends money and will definitely accept this kind of burden, but in the Spring Festival Gala, this kind of can also pass the review, needless to say that the language choreographer is really high and out of reach, so it can only be low!
Followed by Xiao Yueyue, he recited a passage of Zhong Rong's "Preface to Poems": "Poems can be grouped and complained. Make the poor and easy to be safe, live in seclusion and be depressed, and Mo is still in poetry. Therefore, the lyricist author is not fond of it. Today's people are vulgar, and the wind is blazing. ”
Shaking another burden, "I, like all of you, don't understand what it means. But that sounds amazing!"
To be honest, this meme is really unnecessary. The editor who wrote the book is ironic in this way, which is very funny!
Please note:
Zhong Rong's "Poetry Preface" of the Southern Dynasty is entered in the ancient text network, but it may only appear in high school Chinese extracurricular reading, otherwise only those who learn Chinese care!
I want to use this method to belittle an Internet celebrity you think, and I want to say, "What kind of literature do you know about a seller of goods? You are just pretending to be a cultural person?
In "Flying Flower Order", Xiao Yueyue, who hadn't read many books, said "Seventeen Flowers" in one breath, but then the stalk came again! Sun Yue broke out that Xiao Yueyue used a teleprompter - his paper fan wrote what he said in advance!
There's no laughing point in this meme!
Not to mention that Zhou Hongyi once generously said that the speech should use a teleprompter, and specifically pointed out that "in the speech of the President of the United States, multiple teleprompters should be set up." Sometimes, the teleprompter is specifically marked: 'Raise your arms and chant here!'"
And Dong Yuhui's photo at work is actually a commercial use of Zhizhi!
So how could it be a teleprompter?
In many of his interview shows, he is very careful to look up at the screen, and the public screen on it reflects the interaction between the people watching the live broadcast and the anchor, and of course, there is another one to remind him if there are any prohibited words, etc.!
The person who wrote the notebook for Xiao Yueyue was a certain type of liberal arts student, and he had little common sense. However, it would be unkind to fool Xiao Yueyue to use such a book to come to power!(There is also a disgusting stalk, I won't talk about it...... ）
After all, for cross talk actors who are good at performing in small theaters, it is difficult to play on this kind of stage, and it is difficult to shine. If you make such a bad show again, it's really better to let Xiao Yueyue sing "Children of the West Building" than this!
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