Story 1:
One day, while patrolling, a policeman saw a cat standing in the street, waving its front paws as if directing traffic. The policeman walked over curiously and asked the cat: "What are you doing?" The cat replied, "I'm helping people cross the street because I'm a traffic cat!" The policeman couldn't help but laugh and then helped the cat cross the street.
Story 2:
One day, a duck walked into a pharmacy, walked up to the counter and said to the pharmacist, "I need some lipstick." The pharmacist asked in surprise, "Why?" Are you trying to lubricate your mouth? The duck replied, "No, it's because I want to make my mouth more red and white so I can attract more ducks!" The pharmacist smiled and gave the duck a lipstick.
Story 3:
One day, a little boy ran up to his dad, held up a bug, and asked, "Daddy, what is this?" Dad looked at the bug and said, "This is a centipede." The little boy asked in surprise, "Really?" So how many legs does it have? Dad replied, "I don't know, count them!" The little boy looked at the centipede and said, "Dad, I can't count because it's always moving!" ”
Story 4:
One day, a monkey walked into a barbershop, sat on a barber chair, and said to the barber, "Please trim me." The barber asked suspiciously, "Are you sure?" You are the first monkey to come for a haircut. The monkey nodded and said, "No problem, I have the genes of a barber, I can trim myself myself." The barber reluctantly picked up the scissors and let the monkey do it himself.
Story 5:
One day, a pigeon flew to a zoo, found the parrot and asked, "Can you talk?" The parrot replied proudly: "Of course it will!" I can imitate any sound. The pigeon asked curiously, "Then can you imitate my call?" The parrot nodded, then began to make pigeon calls. The pigeon laughed loudly after hearing this: "Hahaha, your imitation is so realistic, I almost can't recognize myself!" ”
Story 6:
One day, a dog walked into a restaurant, sat on an empty chair, and said to the waiter, "I want to order a steak." The waiter hesitantly asked, "Are you sure?" It is a vegetarian restaurant. The dog nodded and said, "No problem, I just want to try a vegetarian steak." The waiter reluctantly accepted the dog's order, then went to the kitchen and told the chef: "Please make a vegetarian steak for that special guest." ”
Story 7:
One day, a little girl walked up to her grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, how did you become an old man?" Grandpa smiled and replied: "Every time I go to bed, I become a little child and then grow up slowly in my dreams." The little girl asked in surprise: "Then why don't you sleep all the time, so that you can be young forever!" Grandpa smiled, touched the little girl's head and said, "Because I prefer to play with you." ”
Story 8:
One day, a turtle walked into a garage and said to the mechanic, "I want to paint my shell." The repairman asked in surprise, "Why?" Are you trying to make your shell more beautiful? The turtle nodded and said, "Yes, I want my shell to look more fashionable so that I can attract more turtles!" The repairman smiled and gave the turtle a colored shell.
Story 9:
One day, a little boy walked up to his mother and asked, "Mom, why are there clouds in the sky?" Mom thought for a moment and then replied, "That's because God is cooking, and the cloud is His steam!" The little boy asked curiously, "Then why doesn't God use a microwave?" Mom smiled and said, "Maybe the microwave is too small, and he needs a bigger stove to make good meals." ”
Story 10:
One day, a chicken walked into a coffee shop, walked up to the counter, and said to the barista, "I want a cup of coffee." The barista asked in surprise, "Are you sure?" You are the first chicken to come for coffee. The chicken nodded and said, "No problem, I heard that coffee can refresh people, I want to try it." The barista reluctantly accepted the chicken's order and then gave the chicken a cup of coffee.
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