The old dog Doug is nearly sixty years old, and in recent times, Doug has felt more and more that he can no longer keep up with the pace of criminals, and everything is half a beat slower. After being punched by the criminal, he was also ridiculed by the criminal that it was time to go to a nursing home. And years of high-intensity hard work also left Doug with an occupational disease, so that Doug has a rheumatic attack every rainy day, and colds and flus are commonplace. The old dog Doug has fought for the cause of heroism all his life, but now he finds that he has nothing, except for everyone's praise and medals. So before retiring, Doug decided to fight for himself. The old dog Doug came to the city hall and proposed his social security needs to the mayor, but the mayor rejected him, and the mayor said on the surface how the actions of heroes can be measured by money, but in fact he really felt that the welfare of superheroes was an additional expense. But apparently the old dog Doug came prepared, and Doug decided to hold a referendum and let the taxman decide. Doug shouts in the crowd that superheroes are also laborers, and superheroes keep the city safe and deserve the welfare of laborers. The crowd was enthusiastic, so they unanimously approved Doug's proposal. Doug successfully secured a pension for himself. But the mayor's side is in trouble, and the city hall budget does not have this expenditure. After thinking about it, a clever plan flashed in my mind. On the other side, the old dog Doug finally became a public servant of the city hall, so he happily came to the city hall to clock in and clock in for the night shift, and the mayor told Doug that every action needed to be recorded in detail after being a public servant now.
So Doug needs to record the cause of the incident in detail after each sortie. For example, how many kilometers were run when catching thieves, what time did it start and what time it ended. Why do thieves use sonotrode to pry the door, the thief said that the sonotrode is easy to find and inexpensive, and it is the most classic method of prying the door. And not only that, you cannot be late more than three times a month, you need to pay for refueling, the wear and tear of the vehicle's engine needs to be recorded, and how many weapons are used also need to be registered. But these conditions are tolerable compared to pensions. So the mayor went a step further and asked Doug to fill out a form every time he went out, saying that he was responsible for taxpayers' money. So Doug debated with the thief and the three victims to determine whether the robbery took place at eleven o'clock sharp or eleven :05, whether the stolen wallet was black or blue-black, and whether the wallet was stolen with his left hand or right hand. The three argued, and Doug couldn't bear it. So the dispute was resolved in a different way.
However, the mayor is obviously not satisfied with this, the mayor tells Doug that there is a two-cent difference in the bill, that Doug is still speeding in the process of performing the mission, and that Doug's car is too fuel-hungry.
Doug barely resisted the pressure from the government, but the thieves on the other side began to make a mess again, they thought that the superhero should also have their own share of the welfare money, if it were not for their crime, the superhero would not have a job, so they should also get a piece of the pie. At the same time, there is pressure from the people. #养老 #超级英雄 #漫威 #公务员
