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What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

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Also based on real historical events, the description of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms may not yet reach the "three points of fiction and seven points of reality", and the story of Liangshan's one hundred singles and eight generals is at most "three points of reality and seven points of virtuality" - only thirty-six days can find relevant records in the "History of Song" and the notes of the Song people, and the seventy-two di fu are purely fictional by Mr. Shi Nai'an.

Song Jiang did not trap Liangshan, he took the initiative to attack: "Xiao Ju was outlawed, plundered all the way to Shandong, the prefecture and county were greatly shaken, the officials hid, and thirty-six people ran rampant in Qi Wei, tens of thousands of officers and troops, and no one dared to resist." ”

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

Mr. Shi Nai'an combined formal historical materials, Song notes, artist rap, and folklore, which formed the "Water Margin" in the four famous works. Because of space limitations, or to meet the special requirements of the Ming Dynasty, some wonderful folklore is not fully displayed.

In 1983, the "Water Margin" compiled from folklore was officially published, which recorded many heroic deeds that were widely circulated in Shandong but were rarely known to outsiders, including "giving snowflake silver on the night of the day and mouse", "Sun Erniang boiling water boiling villain", "eliminating the bully in the garden after the flea on the drum", and "resisting the gold soldiers to set up sacrifices in Yan Luo".

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

There are so many folk legends about the vice admiral of the Earth Fire, there are even more stories about the hero Wu Erlang who fought the tiger, and even his whistle stick that was broken on the Jingyang Gang was a big deal - it was a "five-colored god maple" on the cliff of the Shaolin Temple, and Wu Song used it to fight the evil python and beat the bark leaves, which became a whistle stick stronger than steel.

Wu Song broke the whistle at Jingyang Gang, but the reputation of the hero who fought the tiger spread, and thus there was a farce of fake Wu Song impersonating him to enter the capital to receive the reward, and then eyebrow-to-eye with the concubine of Emperor Huizong of Song.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

It is said that soon after Wu Song fought the tiger, he suffered a lawsuit because the lion Lou killed Ximen Qing, and under the skillful maneuvering of the county commander Yin, he was only sentenced to exile Mengzhou.

Wu Song was exiled to Mengzhou, and then Happy Lin drunkenly beat Jiang Menshen, Fei Yunpu killed the four evildoers, and blood-spattered Mandarin Duck Lou to exterminate Zhang Du.

Wu Song was busy killing people and setting fires, and Yanggu Zhixian was also very busy, and he was very busy: Emperor Zhao Yao had a favorite concubine named Yue Dai, and this woman was beautiful and beautiful, not under Master Li, and she guarded the bad old man Zhao Tuo all day, and there was nowhere to go, so he remembered Wu Song, the hero who fought the tiger- if Wu Song had telepathy, on the way to replenish the army distribution, he must sneeze several times in a row.

Hearing that the emperor's old concubine wanted to see the hero of the tiger fight, Yanggu County Ling's weeping heart was gone: Wu Song has been assigned to Mengzhou Dao by me, where can I find it for you? If Wu Song enters the palace to see the emperor, I and Ximen Qing's little thing must not be shaken off?

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

Emperor Huizong of Song's favorite concubine Yue Dai had the style of praising and defiling herself, and Yue Dai liked to listen to the sound of cracking, and Yue Dai liked the wolf worm tiger leopard, she saw that the rare birds and beasts in the imperial garden were complete, but she did not have a white-fronted insect, so she used fox charm means, fooling Zhao Yao and ordering the tigers everywhere to be captured and sacrificed: "Tiger wounds a dime, cast a stick; a drop of blood, punish the army!" ”

The Ouchi master dispatched a "tiger hunting task force", and after paying the price of three lives, he used the Tianluo Net to catch a large white-fronted insect with a hanging eye.

Zhao Yao, the old emperor, did not expect that the pet concubine Yue Dai was drunk and did not mean to be a worm: "Nuwen Yanggu County Jingyang Gang has a person who kills the big worm with his bare hands, which is a unique stranger!" The slave wants to meet this male, a lifetime of regret, can it? ”

Zhao Yao still had a hint of self-awareness, in order not to let his golden crown turn into bronze, as far as Wang Gu was concerned, he was so angry that he threw jewels and smashed jade, and pretended to jump into the tiger cave.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

Emperor Huizong of song loved three things in his life: calligraphy and painting, flowers and stones, and beauty. These three things were his lifeblood, and when the Jin soldiers invaded Bieliang, he did not lament the destruction of the Jiangshan Society and the destruction of life, but instead rushed to the sky to fish out the celebrity calligraphy and paintings he had accumulated from the fire.

As soon as he saw that Aifei was looking for death and life, he had no choice but to give Yanggu County a decree to let the tiger hero Ke Ri enter Beijing and let Yue Dai feast his eyes.

Move your mouth on the top and break your leg below. Yanggu Zhixian just broke his leg and couldn't find Wu Song.

Just as he was in a hurry, another of his old friends, Shi Yingming, who was also Ximen Qing's former friend, appeared—this person was not from the same family as the Nine-Striped Dragon Shi Jin, because he claimed to be a descendant of Shi Siming. Shi Siming's original name was "Ashina Kungan", and he was not a person with the Surname of Han.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

This Shi Yingming not only wanted to share the worries of his friends for the county, but also wanted to seek a splendid future for his son Shi Mengqian, so he offered a plan to move flowers and trees: "Teach Mengqian the ritual of worship, learn to recite the surname Wu Mingsong, and familiarize himself with the plot of Wu Song's fight against the tiger." ”

After dotting around, Shi Mengqian was finally sent to the capital by Yanggu Zhixian and Chen Zhizhou. Since the hero who fought the tiger entered the palace, for several days in a row, in the streets and alleys facing the outside, he has talked about praise: or the hero is as tall as a mountain, his hands are like dustpans and feet are like a boat; or he has a straight nose and a wide head, looks like a god, and eats a bucket of days and a stone -- in fact, no one has ever seen the true face of the hero who fights the tiger, because the imposter guy has become the guest of Zhao Yao's favorite concubine Yue Dai.

It is said that this "tiger hero "can only be called so in quotation marks, because he is called Wu Song instead of Shi Mengqian at this time, and it is not appropriate to call him Wu Song directly) "At the beginning, he could still remember his father's lesson of "saying less and giving more courtesy to the upper dynasty, and not showing off humility", but when the emperor summoned him, the pet concubine liked it, and the heavenly mountain treasures and seafood Qiong Pulp Jade Liquid was provided, he really regarded himself as a real warrior.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

The fake "tiger fighting hero" is not a real Martial Song, so there is no resistance to Pan Jinlian's Yue Dai: "Stealing in disguise, stringing fireworks in Liu Lane Qin Lou Chu Pavilion, and even daring to secretly beat the palace girl's idea, especially taking advantage of the opportunity of the morning meeting, even with the pet concubine Yue Dai eyebrows to secretly autumn waves..."

What happened next, readers can refer to the stories of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, Haijian Li Pei Ruhai and Pan Qiaoyun, and the author has to omit some words.

The paper could not contain the fire, Song Huizong Zhao Yao originally did not want to "summon Wu Song into the palace", and now when he saw that this "hero who fought the tiger" did not have the spirit of Haojie, and the two thieves' eyes slipped around, making the more dai souls not guarding the house, and when he talked to himself, he did not match the preface, that is, he was confused, and he also felt that his head was a little green.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

After smashing seven or eight tea bowls, Zhao Yao summoned a favored minister (perhaps a eunuch, the author did not examine which historical figure) Wang Mou, this Wang Mou is not a good bird, he is indignant for the "tiger hero" to be favored: "There is no need to investigate Yanggu Zhi County, this generation of fox and dog party has its own obstacles and high laws, and this matter should not be publicized in the local area... I'm going to put him in the furnace and make him eat his own fruit!" ”

Seeing this, the wise reader Zhu Jun had already guessed how wonderful Wang's tips and tricks were.

Emperor Huizong was not good at hunting (later the "Northern Hunt" was actually captured), but you could watch the Autumn Fox: gathering hundreds of officials, relatives of the emperor, and concubines of the palace, sitting outside the Beast Hall, asking the tiger hero Wu Song to talk about the feat of fighting the tiger - this is the real paper talk.

The "tiger fighting hero" pretended to be accustomed to Wu Song, and actually cultivated Xuan Ang's qiyu, he stood up generously and generously, and then told Jingyang Gang how to fight the tiger in a colorful way.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

After the story of the "Tiger Fighting Hero" was told, Zhao Yao looked at Yue Dai's eyes full of small stars, a flame of ignorance and anger could not be stopped, and Wang Mou also saw the stitches: "Please warrior Wu Song show his majesty again, and catch big insects for the kings!" ”

Upon hearing that the hero who fought the tiger fight the tiger fights again, Yue Dai was so anxious that she lost her face and pulled on Zhao Yao's sleeve and shouted".

At this time, Zhao Yao was even more dazed, and he also knew that Wu Song was fake, and Yue Dai's green paint for himself was real.

Zhao Tuo's heart was like opening a grease shop, salty, sour, spicy, and all the hairs rolled out, he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Let the tiger go!" ”

Several gold-armored samurai lifted up the "Tiger Fighting Hero", who was already paralyzed, and threw him into the tiger pool with a shout, only to hear a scream, and the tiger happily began to feast.

What was the ending of the "Hero Who Fought the Tiger" who pretended to be Wu Song to enter the capital to be rewarded and favored by Emperor Huizong of Song?

Song Huizong Zhao Tuo and the minister Wang Mou looked at Yue Dai, who had fainted on the ground, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: See who still dares to make a false name imposter, this "fighting tiger dog bear" is a lesson from the past!

Now it seems that Zhao Tuo and Wang Mou are still too early to be happy: the empty basin snake master who is similar to Wang Mou's surname, even the "Little Swallow Grid" has been fooled, and "Fang Shiyu" has also worshipped him when he sees him; as for the Taiji Master who has his legs straight after three fists, it seems that he also has plans to re-emerge from the jianghu, there have been so many fake Martial Pines in the past dynasties, and how many have been buried in the tiger's mouth? The man who "singled out" eleven tigers a few days ago did not seem to have become a "living food"...

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