Recently, Digging sauce dug up on the Internet a video of up owner @ Chen eating home for the New Year and being urged to marry by relatives, which can be said to vividly and vividly reflect the majority of single young people going home for the New Year, and their parents everywhere urging marriage daily.
Coming home on the first day of vacation and seeing the enthusiastic mother. "Back? How is it a person again? ”
Even his father, who has always been silent, would point to a wine cabinet on a whole wall and say, "All these wines are waiting for my future son-in-law and me to drink." ”
Especially when relatives have dinners, it is even more a marriage drama.
Netizen: She is laughing on the surface, but she is actually crying in her heart.
When my mother was cooking, she would even poke and urge marriage.
Picking up the dish at hand and asking her daughter what kind of dish it was, her daughter said, "Is this a pig dish?" So is there a pig male dish? Mom replied, "Of course there are, it's all in pairs, so hurry up too!" Write a marriage notice to go! ”
After speaking, do not forget to show the color of the dish, half green and half white, representing the pig male and the pig mother-in-law respectively.
Mom's wave of unsuspecting marriage urging is too real~ From the color of the vegetable leaves, you can think of urging marriage, this metaphor is probably the first person on the Internet.
The daughter wants to dye her hair, and the mother also has to insinuate a wave ~
The daughter said that she was dyed black and showed old age, but the mother suddenly became serious and said, "Are you young now?" It's also time to bring one back. ”
The daughter was worried that her hair would dye flowers, and her mother replied: "If your hair is dyed, then braid it into a twisted braid, and everyone else will think that you are my grandson after tying it." ”
Sure enough, my mother frowned, and things became not simple.
Even shopping with parents to buy clothes, the first area my mother visited must be the children's area, while looking at the clothes, I also chanted: "This dress is really suitable for my grandson", at this time my father also came to God to assist, praising my mother's good vision, this dress is indeed suitable for my grandson. Daughter: Can I find a boyfriend first?
Netizen: Whether there is a grandson or not, buy the clothes first.
The mother made up in front of the camera, looked at the spots on the face and suddenly sighed: "I'm old, the spots are out", the daughter also looked at her mother with a distressed face, originally thought that the next would be a family drama that poked people's tears, but the mother suddenly came to the sentence: "There are spots, the whole grandmother will come out." After putting on makeup, my mother said again: "Grandma's spots are covered, but no one calls grandma." ”
Daughter: Save me! Help me! How can you always urge marriage in the strangest way?
In addition to the "verbal warnings" for the New Year holidays, mothers occasionally "give guidance", such as taking their daughter to Beijing blind dates.
As soon as he walked into the park, Grandpa No. 1 greeted him warmly: "My son is a senior engineer at the Design and Research Institute, he is also good-looking, and my family has several houses." Hearing this, my mother showed a satisfied smile and turned on the enthusiastic conversation mode, feeling that the next second the two newlyweds were about to enter the palace of marriage.
But when the mother learned that the male guest was 83 years old, she took her daughter and slipped away. Netizen: There is no light in my mother's eyes.
Uncle No. 2: "I'm looking for a partner for my son, my son is 18 years old this year!" "Seeing the digging sauce here, I want to say, is the blind date market so rolled up now?
Faced with a 10-year-old age difference, her daughter refused in her heart at first, but the uncle was very satisfied with her, first praising her for her beauty, and then praising her for her good cooking skills and ability to make soup, and finally the daughter could not stand the uncle's sugar-coated shell "attack", and the two still left contact information for each other.
As a result, after returning home, my uncle sent a message saying that he was looking for himself.
Well? It can only be said that bagpipes are heard in the distance.
The male guest No. 3 is 85 years old, a native of Beijing, who runs his own travel agency and has a branch in Shenzhen. Hearing this, my mother suddenly became interested, and hurriedly asked: "What is the name of the company?" Which district in Shenzhen? As a result, the male guest looked flustered and replied hesitantly: "I don't know which district it is in." ”
After experiencing the wind and rain ahead, my mother gradually raised her vigilance and said goodbye to the male guest directly.
So, how can this blind date horn be bragging bigger than whose cow is in the end?
But fortunately, after the "together" efforts of the mother and daughter, the daughter finally ushered in a date, and the mother who learned the news was very happy, and said on the spot that she would give her daughter "off-site guidance" when dating.
These include makeup, clothing, chat content, and dating scenes. As soon as the video opened, my mother's first words were "The head is too oily, wash your hair first!" ”
Is this a unified quotation for mothers throughout the country?
With years of experience in Internet surfing, the mother suggested that her daughter wear a pseudo-plain makeup on this blind date, choose pink eyeshadow, do not use the usual dark brown, and finally get an atmospheric high-top hairstyle.
Needless to say, my mother surfs in private, and all kinds of Internet hot words and Internet memes can blurt out.
In terms of clothing, the mother chose a small purple skirt for her daughter, and the jacket was a white suit, and the whole person looked very spirited and clean. Mom also did not forget to praise herself: "How can my vision be so good!" ”
After a series of transformations, the mother has also successfully built her daughter into the way she thinks she is, and now she can go to the appointment.
After her daughter arrived at the eating place, her mother kept urging her daughter to take a photo, and the moment she saw the male guest, her mother nodded frequently, and almost wrote her satisfaction on her face.
When ordering, the male guest specially ordered the dishes that the female guest liked to eat, and the mother did not forget to remind her daughter: "Quickly praise him, praise him!" ”
During the meal, the mother also instructed her daughter through the video to ask the male guest's family situation, such as "Where is the person?" Where do you live now? There is even "Are you careful?" "Are you pure?" Such a sub-question.
The male guest replied: Of course I will say that I don't pay attention! Netizen: This sending mark is too obvious.
After eating, her daughter and the male guest came to the park for a walk, and when she was about to cross the road, her mother also supported her daughter to remember to pull the corner of the male guest's clothes.
？ Mom's romance novels and TV series didn't watch less!
Because her daughter usually likes to sing and dance, her mother does not forget to remind her daughter to dance in front of male guests, sing a song, and show her talent more. The daughter, who received the news from her mother, immediately asked the male guest: "Can I give you a performance?" ”
How is this scene so familiar??? When I was a child, I was asked to sing and dance in front of my relatives, and when I grew up, I had to be dominated by my mother to dance awkwardly in front of my blind date.
This wave of operation gave the male guest a confused look, but he still obediently sat on the bench to watch the whole performance. Male guest: I don't dare to move.
Daughter: My flying steps have cut out of the three rooms and one living room.
The daughter's carelessness and her mother's ubiquitous marriage urging daily life are simply the online version of "me and my mother". After watching this video, some netizens even said that they would take off the list before Mother's Day and give their mother a tranquility!
In addition to the blind date video out of the circle, UP owner Chen Eat also circled a large wave of fans with the character of "a very real evaluation blogger who does not add beauty".
As a standard pear-shaped body, she often "shows up and says" to fans to evaluate explosive dresses on the Internet that cover flesh and show thinness, suitable for short pear-shaped bodies.
This black and white printed dress, the model wears a "cool cover style", giving people a feeling of not being close to people.
And the blessing of removing filters and photographing angles is the aunt's homemade dress, and wearing it is the queen of square dance.
Realizing that it might be the reason for the dark color of the clothes, Chen Yu chose a fresh and elegant plain dress.
As a result, this piece not only cannot be chained, but after wearing this dress, the whole person is a capital H.
The next dress must be familiar to everyone, it is a "blue suit" with a video of Li Shazi.
Netizen: How to evaluate it, I can only say that the suit also scores people.
The daily life of being urged to get married by his mother plus the funny style of the video, up Chen Eat became the million-up master of station B.
After the fire, Chen Eat began to bring goods by video, and some brand promotion appeared in the video from time to time.
It stands to reason that with popularity and popularity, video delivery is also very normal, but she was questioned by netizens in a recent issue of the video to fake the video.
The cause of the matter is that the up master Chen needs to use a beauty device with a 20-day evaluation value of 6000+ without beauty and no filter. At the beginning, after the video was launched, everyone did not think there was anything strange about this video, until some sharp-eyed netizens picked it out, and the pillow folds in the background of the video on the first day were exactly the same as the third, fourth, and fifth days.
On the sixth day of the assessment, the evaluation scene changed from the bedroom to the bathroom, but it was picked up by netizens, and the degree of distortion of the shoulder straps of the clothes she was wearing remained unchanged for several days.
At the end of the video, the UP owner did not forget to show everyone a change in 20 days of use, and said that insisting on using this instrument can still clearly see the effect.
After this video was picked up, the popularity and reputation of the UP owner Chen Eat plummeted, and he was also called a "fake blogger" by fans, and there were true love fans who left messages in the comment area, hoping that she could sincerely treat the audience and people who like her, it may take a year or two to establish trust, but it only takes a video to collapse.
She herself responded: she seriously thought about the whole thing, but the only thing she could say was to give it all to time and let time speak.
For this response, fans did not buy it, saying that they seemed to respond, but in fact there was no response, do they think that the Internet has no memory?
Through the way of video, the daily life of young people being urged to marry is shown, which is both real and funny, giving netizens a strong sense of substitution, plus the "no beauty" evaluation video, so that netizens who are accustomed to watching Meitu filters can find the realism on the Internet, so they have a sense of trust in her.
With the trust and support of fans, more high-quality videos should be produced to reward fans, rather than using this trust to "cut leeks".
Since you use your account influence to receive product promotion, you should have the obligation to check the quality of the product for fans, so that you can go longer~
Finally, I wish everyone who is single this year are rich women! Have a happy new year with boyfriends and girlfriends, and double your happiness!