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If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

As the old saying goes: to kill a chicken with a cattle knife.

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

Life is short, and the years are like shuttles. Therefore, there is no need for us to tangle with some small things and delay our precious time.

An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time. Gold is priceless, and silver is ten times more expensive than gold. This was the motto that my father taught me when I was young and ignorant.

I often joked to my friends that if you were to be a general, would you order the soldiers, there are too many mosquitoes here, pull out the anti-aircraft artillery regiment, and eliminate the mosquitoes.

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

Yes, anti-aircraft guns are not used to hit mosquitoes. Just like the well-known saying: a general has a sword, not a fly.

Therefore, the hard work of doing small things like some sesame green beans all day is not only unworthy, but undoubtedly equals chronic suicide.

You have to understand that in this world, the brighter the moon, the more fierce the dog barks...

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

A friend asked me: If you were to be Sun Wukong's master, how would you teach him?

I smiled: Of course, like Tang Monk, I will use the Tightening Curse to discipline him.

This is originally a topic of knowingly asked, you think, people Sun Wukong one heel is one hundred and eighteen thousand miles, is to be his master, your heel is more powerful than him?

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

Also, sun wukong will not only change seventy-two, but also the golden hoop stick in the hands of the light people is one hundred and eighteen thousand pounds, not to mention others, if this golden hoop stick is pressed on his body, is it not crushed to pieces?

Moreover, since he was Sun Wukong's master, he couldn't always think of a rural shrew fighting when something happened, pressing Sun Wukong to the ground, and then riding on Sun Wukong's body, and squeezing his neck with both hands...

Not to say that you choked Sun Wukong's neck, that is, you cut his neck with a knife, are people afraid? Can you cut it...

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

Therefore, to be polite and polite, when Sun Wukong is bragging about a heel with a hundred and eighteen thousand miles, when Sun Wukong shows off that he will change seventy-two, when Sun Wukong is pulling out a golden hoop stick from his ear and shouting "long, long, long", your eyes are slightly closed, a few words of "tight hoop curse", let this Qi Tian Dasheng become a monkey with a "headache"...

Therefore, when you meet a fly, you may frown, and naturally someone will take a "fly shoot" to do this job...

If you were to be a Tang monk: How would you train Sun Wukong?

Remember, a general has a sword and does not chop flies. Anti-aircraft guns are not designed to hit mosquitoes...

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