Wen Song Liu Meiyu Dong Sanmao sketch "Flower Good Moon Full Moon" line script

Abstract: Oriental Satellite TV 2017 Mid-Autumn Festival Gala

Dong Sanmao:

Good evening, our community Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is about to start, I will say two words. I said I'll say two words. This year, our community Mid-Autumn Festival gala can be said to be more grand. The director of this community was also entrusted by others to invite Wen Song of our community back. Wen Song was now overwhelmed. Now I'm studying music outside. Supposedly, this time should come back. Back.

Wen Song: What's up? Don't take this horn, it's not good to be so close to my ear. It made my ears buzz. Whatever you see, just say you.

Dong Sanmao: I am your third uncle, I don't know.

Wen Song: It turned out to be "cattle".

Dong Sanmao: Who is the "cattle" to say?

Wen Song: No, uncle three, that's what uncle three means, uncle three.

Dong Sanmao: Then I am a "cattle", why does the child talk like this?

Wen Song: Maybe it's because I work outside, I stay a long time, so I always talk with some other tones, but I feel that it doesn't seem important. I heard that when I came back this time, I would work with a more grassroots female singer, did she come to the scene?

Dong Sanmao: Coming, just waiting for you? Mei Yu, quick, just waiting for you.

Liu Meiyu: You're back.

Dong Sanmao: Talking to you.

Wen Song: Is she talking to me? We don't seem to know.

Dong Sanmao: I have been in the object before, why don't you know it?

Wen Song: When you say this, I really seem to have a little impression in my mind. I haven't seen it in so many years, it hasn't changed at all, the hairstyle is like grass, and there is a braid in the back.

Liu Meiyu: Wen Song, your change is quite big, this small dress is hot, the pants are hot and straight, the tongue is also hot, you talk like this, I really get goosebumps.

Wen Song: Are you learning from me? You speak like that, you know? You're really disgusting, I almost didn't throw up, stomped on my feet, you're such a cruel person.

Liu Meiyu: I'm fierce. We're dating, I'm two minutes late, and you break up with me, as for you?

Wen Song: Don't you know? How important is time for a soldier?

Liu Meiyu: If you participate in a community military training, you will become a soldier. Then I'm going to hold a rabbit, and I'm Chang'e.

Dong Sanmao: Mei Yu, how tolerant you are of him.

Liu Meiyu: Third uncle, I have been tolerant of him, we have been in this place for such a long time, every quarrel is I coax him, after work I pick her up, tired, I still have to carry him. The most angry thing was that when we were preparing for the wedding, he said that he would not come to my house to pick me up on the wedding day, and asked me to go to his house to pick him up.

Wen Song: What happened to the inverted plug door? Can't you change the form?

Dong Sanmao: All right. You go out these two years. The four big and small guys in our community chased after meiyu, and people did not agree, holding your photos and crying every day. Mei Yu, told him in front of him, did she cry with the photo? Did you cry? Mei Yu, Mei Yu, crying.

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