Tian Wa Dong Sanmao Bi Chang sketch "Object Phase Object" Line Script / Happy Comedian 7

Abstract: Guo Siqi, Su Xiaolong, Li Xiaoming

Village Chief: My sister-in-law is at home.

Mother: The village chief is here.

Village Chief: I'm going to give you the good news.

Mother: What can be happy in my family?

Village Chief: So what, your eldest niece of my family.

Mother: Chang Chang, your Uncle Xu is here.

Chang Chang: Ah, Uncle Xu is here.

Village chief: Ah, what's going on, the township chief told me something, he has a son, just returned from studying abroad, thinking about letting me find an object, I am thinking, ten miles and eight villages will be our family smooth.

Mother: Mom, that's a good thing.

Village Chief: How, Chang Chang, agree no.

Chang Chang: I don't agree, I'm still young, I don't want to be in a relationship.

Village Chief: What is the age, uncle like your age, my eldest brother is four years old.

Chang Chang: Mom, anyway, I don't want to deal with the object now.

Mother: Look at you child. Village chief, have you ever seen what the township chief and his son look like?

Village Chief: Isn't this a tiger's word, the township chief's son, if you come back from abroad, you have to be directly detained by the customs.

Mother: To put it bluntly, it is a line to look good.

Village chief: In the afternoon, the township chief's son will come and let them talk, the township chief may have to come, you order chicken stew with mushrooms on the hour, put more hazelnut mushrooms, the township chief loves to eat hazelnut mushrooms.

Mother: Okay.

Tian Wa: (Singing) The smile in my mouth is yo ho yo yo yo Your village is very lively, are you waiting for me?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Tian Wa: Despicable Tian Dakeng, nicknamed Gaga Togas, you can also call me Little Gas, what's going on, your village flower, Chang Chang, anxious to meet with me, I guess correctly, it should be my three-year-long underground love affair exposed, this dress, two words, inheritance, my father when he saw his father-in-law, on my grandfather's time, is wearing this set of clothes, easily taken down, you see my performance. (Singing) Hug that hug that hug. Uncle.

Guo Degang: Ah.

Tian Wa: How does your village flower go to her house.

Guo Degang: Go over there.

Tian Wa: This old man is very bad, thanks to my early step, or I will not let you fool you. Chang Chang, Little Gas reports.

Chang Chang: Don't gag, come here, I have something to tell you.

Tian Wa: Don't say anything first, you see, I bought you something, come, tie it, oh, it looks good.

Chang Chang: Okay, let's get down to business, I'm going to meet someone.

(Unfinished)

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